BRIT Awards 2019

[dingbat2]

Am I the only one with fingers crossed there isn't any Glastonbury announcements / self confirmations from this lot tonight. It can only be bad news if there are

Sorry Gnomi, I hope you aren't needed tonight....

[Quark]

If it's fucking Shotgun, we riot

[Woffy]

55 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

Little Mix are on and no sign of @Woffy ??? Where are you Woffstar? 

Puking toddler here!

Trying not to laugh too much due to the comments on here!!!

[Crazyfool01]

not keen on her but quite like these days with rudimental .... but not this day with the brits 

[Gnomicide]

Just now, dingbat2 said:

Am I the only one with fingers crossed there isn't any Glastonbury announcements / self confirmations from this lot tonight. It can only be bad news if there are

Sorry Gnomi, I hope you aren't needed tonight....

That's all I needed, I'm off!

[H.M.V]

2 minutes ago, Keithy said:

Here's a philosophical question whilst Jess warbles on.

Don't change for anyone. I don't agree with that. I think you should be open to change and people making you a better person.

Eg if you're a bit racist and someone calls you on it. 

Nope, I'm not changing for anyone.

I know how you're looking at it and its a bit cheesy ok. But from a female point of view I kinda saw it as a dig at the Instagram world where women just wear extraordinary amounts of make up. 

But yeah, back to the tone of the night. Fucking Dove advert. Good job Tom Hardy wasnt there. Just saying, might have been looking at a different Dove ad.

[chris_nre]

Surely Jess Glynne has got to be a shoe-in for a Crystal Tipps & Alistair reboot.

[SwedgeAntilles]

Just now, Woffy said:

Puking toddler here!

Trying not to laugh too much due to the comments on here!!!

Puking Toddler self-confirmed

[aidenlangan95]

British Single doesn’t even have Charli XCX’s 1999? 

[Doug85]

Scotland definitely won the title tonight 

[Doug85]

Dua Lipa turned up in a Pro EU dress 

[Gnomicide]

I've got all Puking Toddler's records.

[fatyeti24]

1 minute ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Puking Toddler self-confirmed

Let's hope they don't "open the other stage", so to speak.

[JoBalls]

1 minute ago, H.M.V said:

I know how you're looking at it and its a bit cheesy ok. But from a female point of view I kinda saw it as a dig at the Instagram world where women just wear extraordinary amounts of make up.

 

I just found it concerning how long it took them all to take their make up off using that yellow stuff. Should of just used a Nivea face wipe, it literally takes ten seconds. 

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, Gnomicide said:

I've got all Puking Toddler's records.

photo opportunity for puking toddler from the other thread ?

[Quark]

3 minutes ago, chris_nre said:

Surely Jess Glynne has got to be a shoe-in for a Crystal Tipps & Alistair reboot.

Fucking brilliant

[mashedonmud]

At least Whitehall had a dig at Cowell. Waited ages to laugh at a joke.

[TKOCF]

God even Jack Whitehall is trying to make it more interesting by Stirring up Little Mix to talk about Piers Morgan.

[Tranquility of Solitude]

1 minute ago, JoBalls said:

I just found it concerning how long it took them all to take their make up off using that yellow stuff. Should of just used a Nivea face wipe, it literally takes ten seconds. 

Can we get some Nivea face wipe for George Ezra?

[Quark]

3 minutes ago, Doug85 said:

Dua Lipa turned up in a Pro EU dress 

I want to see that paired with Paloma's massive bowtie

[mashedonmud]

Just now, Tranquility of Solitude said:

Can we get some Nivea face wipe for George Ezra?

Can it remove his whole face?

[Quark]

Just now, Tranquility of Solitude said:

Can we get some Nivea face wipe for George Ezra?

No need. His latex face just peels off in easy to clean layers. That's why his face is so big.

[danmarks]

Hah that made me giggle cos i could deny everything up to that point. Like ryan adams or something 

[Quark]

Mrs Q has given in and gone to bed. Can't say I blame her.

[Crazyfool01]

2 minutes ago, mashedonmud said:

Can it remove his whole face?

Then it can win an award  best international cleanser 

Edited February 20, 2019 by crazyfool1