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1 hour ago, Gnomicide said:

Hoo yeah!

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The Welsh version of this lot?

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My parents had this on vinyl, always remember just finding it vaguely creepy.

 

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2 hours ago, Fishman said:

The Welsh version of this lot?

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Nah. Night Songs is a great album, they sound more like AC/DC on that one rather than how they look. The Tigertailz one on the other hand is utter garbage.

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8 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

The Tigertailz one on the other hand is utter garbage.

Ha - I'm secretly impressed that you know this.

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39 minutes ago, Fishman said:

Ha - I'm secretly impressed that you know this.

Don't be, but should you need any hair metal info, I'm your man. Tigertailz were the shit Welsh version of Poison.

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32 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

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#creepy

Good to see the boys back on the forum :D

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22 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

Don't be, but should you need any hair metal info, I'm your man. Tigertailz were the shit Welsh version.

Not sure if this thread is still worst album covers or just hair metal that we have known (and loved?!).

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14 minutes ago, Fishman said:

Not sure if this thread is still worst album covers or just hair metal that we have known (and loved?!).

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Be still my beating heart. Two of the greatest albums ever, right there.

 

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2 hours ago, Fishman said:

Not sure if this thread is still worst album covers or just hair metal that we have known (and loved?!).

Meh, it's interchangeable

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7 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

I love that Bobby Blotzer's hairline was arguably better before Dr Kahen had his wicked way with it.

I'm wondering if he got the bandana free.

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Dr Kahen: "Just comb the bits at either side down a bit Bobby. It'll work wonders"

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I've got a thirst.

A thirst for roasting Bobby Blotzer....a thirst that will only be quenched by a cool glass of wine.

 

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Bobby wasn't on Twitter for long and, bless him, he was shit at it.

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On 7/11/2018 at 1:13 PM, fatyeti24 said:

i know it's easy just to search google images for this stuff - there's no shortage.  but here's one that i remember coming out, no pun intended, about, what, 25 years ago and has haunted me ever since.

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edit - i just checked and it was released in 1999.

One of the greatest musical talents in the history of the world, no doubt.

In every conceivable sense, the worst album cover ever, by a freaking country mile.

Better Times.

 

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7 hours ago, bamber said:

 

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I remember being told about this album and hearing a couple of tracks, upon seeing it in the record shop (remember them?)...

No way am I walking out of here with THAT! Must have been the most destructive cover art in terms of sales discouraged in the history of popular music? The variations on "let me touch him" from God Botherers I'm sure still sold to their intended audience.

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Greatest band with the worst cover art - my vote goes for REM. I dislike all their cover art, even though I'm presuming they put some thought into the process...

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Also...The Shins last one was dreadful!

On the other hand, what could be awful - dressed as an Emperor, walking on water - the latest Kamasi Washington cover is fantastic and funny...

 

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