It's Election Day

[klipper]

FFS

We still predicting a jp headline set?

[Pbird81]

*sobs* why why why why

Can we make Glasto an independent republic?

[RobertProsineckisLighter]

I wouldn't be too sure. I live there and apologise to all for having voted for him last time - I thought he'd keep Gordon Brown in line.

Been speaking to all sorts of people over the past number of months and not one person has said that they had any intention of voting for him ever again. Very personal, not necessarily against the party. If the number of leaflets we've had in the door are anything to go by - he's scared he's going to lose his job.

Iive next door and have seen a fair chuck of lib dem posters and things up.

[klipper]

yougov poll is my straw and i'm clutching it.

[FuzzyDunlop]

If this poll is ever so slightly better for Labour, I think we could be doing this again pretty soon.

[mungo57]

I reckon cameron wil just ask DUP for vote by vote help and will govern alone. Total bollocks

[carlosj]

The thought of Ed Milliband, Ed Balls, Yvette Cooper and Nicola Sturgeon running the country absolutely scares the shit out of me. Which is why this election is a bloody nightmare.

2 of those fuckers were my last MP and neighbouring MP. I'll be surprised if Balls and his boss (his wife, gifted her seat) don't romp home in the safe seats.

Where I am now is their blue equivalent, and who I see less of until last week. Democracy is to be cherished and I'm glad to vote, but there's some right cack on the sheets to choose from.

Edited May 7, 2015 by carlosj

[Gacheezbo]

If Kanye West wants any rant material for his headline slot, he can look at my twitter when those exit polls came out. oops

[sime]

The YouGov poll is looking very different.....

That's something to hold on too then! Although the info is all pre voting booth. Still, I'll take it for now!

[Mouseboy11]

Lord Ashcroft 'exit poll', just percentages, not seats: Con 34%, Lab 31%, Ukip 14%, Lib Dems 9%, Greens 7%.

[sjseabass]

2 of those fuckers were my last MP and neighbouring MP. I'll be surprised if Balls and his boss (his wife, gifted her seat) don't romp home in the safe seats.

Where I am now is their blue equivalent, and who I see less of until last week. Democracy is to be cherished and I'm glad to vote, but there's some right cack on the sheets to choose from.

Balls only has a majority of about 1,000. Definitely not a safe seat!

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

I live in a very safe Tory seat and have seen so many of my mates suddenly decide that the Tories are the best option, been a grimly sobering evening! Off to bed now, hoping the YouGov poll is closer to reality than it currently appears

[sjseabass]

Also yeah I actually feel fairly sick off that back of the exit poll. If true I'm moving to Scotland, who would be independent within 10 years for sure.

[neil_d]

Exit poll reaction:

[gaxsa]

Mon e SNP

As I said Mon e SNP Great result to wake up for the SNP , Sad to hear it looks like another Tory government

By the comments by Miliband, he still does not understand why this has happened in Scotland as Its not Nationalism, its labours abandonment and betrayal of the working class and socialist ethos that moved Scotland to the SNP

Alba Gu Brath

Edited May 8, 2015 by gaxsa

[MrHew]

What utterly depressing news to wake up to. Where do I sign up to join the rebellion?

[mungo57]

The British public really make me despair sometimes.

Vince Cable fucked in my area, and a Tory majority to boot.

Great.

Anyone want to move with me? Where shall we go? Fuck this place!

[kellly]

Very disheartened and disappointed this morning. I was so very hopeful before that exit poll emerged last night.

[FuzzyDunlop]

Give me the line up Eavii...

Please.

I need cheering up

[sime]

Hoping Farage loses so that there is at least one piece of good news today. Really worried now for the £12 billion welfare cuts. Worried for the NHS and librarys, art galleries, colleges as well as those whose lives are less fortunate than mine. What a load of cack.

[Spindles]

Don't get sick, don't get old, don't ask questions...do as your told.

Another 5 fucking years.

[Mr.Tease]

Don't get sick, don't get old, don't ask questions...do as your told.

Another 5 fucking years.

It gets worse- they're on course for an overall majority. What a grim 5 years ahead of us.

[Boopickledaddy]

Bollocks

Edited May 8, 2015 by Boopickledaddy

[Sofa]

FFS ! Just seen the news... 80s Britain all over again ... what a miserable pile of shit.

[RobertProsineckisLighter]

Don't get sick, don't get old, don't ask questions...do as your told.

Another 5 fucking years.

Don't lose your job (or work in the public sector). Don't have kids to put through education.