2014 Headliner predictions

[The Nal]

No one noticed Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis and Elvis singing about gay bum sex back in the 50s either.

And they were nearly all paeodphiles too.

Edited July 8, 2013 by The Nal

[mrtourette]

The internet has ruined everything.

[ThomThomDrum]

............ Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis and Elvis...........

[bigjontour]

'Oh don't get me wrong - I'd skewer her like a wild Polynesian pygmy boar - but as soon as she went near her CD player, or whatever she uses to play "live", I'd be getting the wax earplugs in.'

hahaha

THE ONE THE ONLY THE NAL!!!!

Efestivals own poet laureate

[fatyeti24]

Well can you get it up?

Is you big enough?

*My ears are bleeding!

[music-fan4]

Well can you get it up?

Is you big enough?

*My ears are bleeding!

[jimmyt]

why should rhianna have to be a saint whereas someone like keith richards is loved for his hellraising?

madness

[eoinca]

Because Keith's hell-raising helped to lead to some of the best rock'n'roll of all time whereas Rihanna is shite? Pretty sure that's how I justify my opinion in this debate.

[jimmyt]

A terrible argument tbf. Neither of them should be held up as role models for anyone, least of all Children, regardless of how good/shit their music is.

Edited July 8, 2013 by jimmyt

[fatyeti24]

I just hate the way this music (according to wiki gets mixed to positive reviews) i mean c'mon, I know its not really my kinda music but surely critics should be pointing out just how morally questionable, lyrically simple and musically contemptible this song is...

[Posh Twat]

Think you're all wrong......I've heard from a friend of a friend that we're getting Craig McLachlan, Stefan Dennis and Gayle & Gillian Blakeney.

[jimmyt]

Think you're all wrong......I've heard from a friend of a friend that we're getting Craig McLachlan, Stefan Dennis and Gayle & Gillian Blakeney.

[Posh Twat]

Have you been in a Neighbours-induced coma for 25 years?

[ICGenie]

Think you're all wrong......I've heard from a friend of a friend that we're getting Craig McLachlan, Stefan Dennis and Gayle & Gillian Blakeney.

[music-fan4]

nanny state alert!

why should anybody point out those things? why pay attention to critics? or wikipedia?

you don't like it, fair enough, you think it's all those things you listed, no worries. do you really want to live in a world that requires these things of your judgement to be highlighted?

you don't seem like much of a music fan, music-fan4.

[Big Vern]

I despise myself for how much I want to fornicate with her.

Damn my prong to hell

[Posh Twat]

Hey Mona!

Ooh Mona!

[formed a band]

Dr Carl and the medics

[roughbloke]

I watch Graham Norton on Friday and I have decided - I want Will Smith to come and play.

He would be an amazing booking! Sunday Legend slot!

[Ryan1984]

Have you been in a Neighbours-induced coma for 25 years?

[Andre91]

I watch Graham Norton on Friday and I have decided - I want Will Smith to come and play.

He would be an amazing booking! Sunday Legend slot!

[TheBoz]

I watch Graham Norton on Friday and I have decided - I want Will Smith to come and play.

He would be an amazing booking! Sunday Legend slot!

[Trebor]

Epic lolz, random etc

[Baby On A Stick]

Back on topic....

The three headliners Neil suggest make sense. You need at least one "modern" headliner and Elbow fit that. A fan, and loved the other year but not quite sure about them as a headliner but would think they go.

Depeche are huge and can pull it off. Would love that...!

And the 'Mac would be brill on Sunday. That would be awesome.

STICK!

Yer, we're always gonna talk about Led Zep and Floyd, but can't see that. (Prince is the other external rumour but can't see that next year.)

As for the 'pop' chat, don't see it myself. The three above are more with the festival and they are in touring mode so makes sense. We can't have Coldpaly/ Radiohead/ Killers/ Muse every year so that's branch out. After all, we're taking about the Pyramid headliners and the festival is much more than that. What ever happens in the big ffield,

There's lots more going on else where and that's why we love it.

Roll on 2014. Can. Not. Bloody wait!!!!!!

(Remember when you didn't know the line up till first of June? I'd bring that back!! Glastonbury isn't about the headliners. It's about the festivals and the great people you meet/ share an amazing weekend with!)

[Guest]

I watch Graham Norton on Friday and I have decided - I want Will Smith to come and play.

He would be an amazing booking! Sunday Legend slot!