Essential things to take to Glasto

[fatyeti24]

I wonder who it is,perhaps its Alan.

[LondonTom]

Apologies, it's me that keeps posting it as it appeared relevant to the thread. I'll try to refrain from posting it in the future but can't promise. Not sure what a spoiler tag is.

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

FFS can we stop quoting the picture?

[Joeskeppi]

It's funny but the first thought in my head was "what a twat".

I didn't have any unpleasant toilet experiences in 2011. Sunday was kicking up slightly but it's not like I was sitting in there reading the paper.

Edited February 7, 2013 by Joeskeppi

[Krazypinkminx]

pmsl, Alan, we finally found him!

[ian the worm]

pmsl, Alan, we finally found him!

[brightyoungthing]

I've invested in a Shewee which I'm sure will become a Glastonbury essential. I've been using it at home to practice, because believe me, there's a knack to it!

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Where does the whole 'Alan' thing come from in the first place?

[brightyoungthing]

Get to know what time the cleaning crews go round. Lol!

And sweet smelling ones,

Your weird mate.

[Nyika]

Awful question and apologies in advance, but I was thinking of getting one of these (for use in longdrops/ portaloos, not the creepy girl troughs!) HOW do they stay clean? I can only imagine they get filthy and then you have to put them back in your bag?!?! Queueing up to run it under a tap in front of hundreds of people is also a no go... how does it work?!

[brightyoungthing]

I think they're like super waterproof so you just sort of shake all the drips off and it's clean, they come with a storage bag too so you can go and rinse it.

[Leggins]

Awful question and apologies in advance, but I was thinking of getting one of these (for use in longdrops/ portaloos, not the creepy girl troughs!) HOW do they stay clean? I can only imagine they get filthy and then you have to put them back in your bag?!?! Queueing up to run it under a tap in front of hundreds of people is also a no go... how does it work?!

[TheParkAfterDark]

Or his wedding ring.

[mr_smiss]

People suggesting compacted rolls of toilet paper from amazon here's an awesome idea: just get the free one from anywhere on site, take the tube out and roll off as much as you need to pocket up. Job done.

Love the Glastonbury long drop poo experience. Can't imagine life without going no matter where I am and the moment of solace with a light breeze around the boys, a light drizzle in some cases, is one of life's pleasures.

PS a backpack that folds down into a bum bag was awesome last time out.

[James Bolivar]

PS a backpack that folds down into a bum bag was awesome last time out.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Wouldn't you then be left with a bum bag? Fine if you can pull it off, but some of us only have normal amounts of cool.

[ukmountie]

But surely this Bum Bag that James posted in the Bum Bag porn thread is absolutely sub-zero cool

I actually have one of these and used it in 2011. Web wipes and hand sanitatizer one end. Phone in the other. Clashfinder in the front. Four tins of Beer in the main compartment. Rock and Roll!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

But surely this Bum Bag that James posted in the Bum Bag porn thread is absolutely sub-zero cool

I actually have one of these and used it in 2011. Web wipes and hand sanitatizer one end. Phone in the other. Clashfinder in the front. Four tins of Beer in the main compartment. Rock and Roll!

[James Bolivar]

But surely this Bum Bag that James posted in the Bum Bag porn thread is absolutely sub-zero cool

I actually have one of these and used it in 2011. Web wipes and hand sanitatizer one end. Phone in the other. Clashfinder in the front. Four tins of Beer in the main compartment. Rock and Roll!

Edited February 8, 2013 by James Bolivar

[James Bolivar]

I'm with you on this one. Bum bags are a fashion disaster. I find it's very important to look my best at Glastonbury. You'll not find me wearing the same clothes on Sunday as I was wearing on the Wednesday, having slept in them as well.

[James Bolivar]

Now this looks quite acceptable, they even show pictures of people wearing them.

https://gorunnur.com/

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Thirty years on and I will take way more stuff than I really need

[grumpyhack]

I know what you mean. Only in recent years have I managed to stop taking so much stuff which just isn't needed. My problem (or one of them at least!) is that I get too excited before a festival and get carried away with packing lists covering every eventuality. This time around I'm determined to pack light in terms of clothes etc. Got to really as I'll be weighed down with ice - of all things. The new misses can't survive without her gin and tonics with ice.

[James Bolivar]

I know what you mean. Only in recent years have I managed to stop taking so much stuff which just isn't needed. My problem (or one of them at least!) is that I get too excited before a festival and get carried away with packing lists covering every eventuality. This time around I'm determined to pack light in terms of clothes etc. Got to really as I'll be weighed down with ice - of all things. The new misses can't survive without her gin and tonics with ice.

[whisty]

Is James Caviar Bolivar Tommys Grandad?