Essential things to take to Glasto

[grumpyhack]

Get to know what time the cleaning crews go round. Lol!

And sweet smelling ones,

Your weird mate.

[LondonTom]

Pretty much just try to avoid Portaloo's really. I've only ever seen one or two long drops bad enough to walk back out of but almost every portaloo I've ever been in has been disgusting!! And the long drops tend to have another close by/quicker queues in my experience.

I am still haunted by the sights I saw in the one in the car park on monday morning. I literally moved away and chucked up as soon as I opened the door! How shit got that high in there I will never know!!

Edited February 7, 2013 by LondonTom

[James Bolivar]

To be fair, the last time actually camped the local portaloos were kept very clean right up to the Sunday, but they seemed to give up on Sunday evening and come Monday morning they were overflowing with excrement. In 11 I think I pretty much managed to avoid using the festival toilets for anything other than a stand-up visit.

Love the idea of the door hook. Might I also suggest a light you can hang or, possibly, a head torch; I'll take both.

[Krazypinkminx]

you could always do what we saw some bloke do at rewind fest last year, lock the loo from the outside so everyone thinks its in use, then pop back and use as necessary, always nice and clean!! ffs

[Ed209]

you could always do what we saw some bloke do at rewind fest last year, lock the loo from the outside so everyone thinks its in use, then pop back and use as necessary, always nice and clean!! ffs

[eoinca]

Another advantage of the longdrops is that in the inevitably hot weather, the portaloos get VERY hot if you have to pay an extended visit, whereas the nice breeze floating past your legs in the long drops and the blue sky above make for a much more pleasant experience.

[Ruwise]

I've invested in a Shewee which I'm sure will become a Glastonbury essential. I've been using it at home to practice, because believe me, there's a knack to it!

They'll be no more having to clean up before I use the long drops or (better still) having to hover.

You won't see me using it at the urinals though, that's bridge to far, but if you see my feet facing the wrong way under the cubicle door, that's why.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Whatever you do don't do what this bloke did in a portaloo

[James Bolivar]

Whatever you do don't do what this bloke did in a portaloo

[James Bolivar]

I have a whiz freedom and my friend had the shewee. We both agreed that the whiz freedom is a more comfortable piece of kit though for use in the toilets I would suggest getting an extension for it so you don't have to get too close.

[Leggins]

Whatever you do don't do what this bloke did in a portaloo

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

But sweet jesus, that's a sorry state of affairs.

[eoinca]

Yeah, its pretty horrific. The worst part is its all over his shoulders, and no doubt his face.

I'd say he had some hangover the next day. And possible some really horrible illness.

[oneeye]

Whatever you do don't do what this bloke did in a portaloo

[James Bolivar]

Marvellous; now that's what I call a shit!

I think he's trying to find the wet wipes

[rachbon]

Lovely picture to see while I'm eating lunch. I don't know why people bother trying to avoid the toilets at festivals. They're not exactly pleasant but if you need to go, just get on with it.

[The Nal]

Why is he naked?

[oneeye]

Why is he naked?

Edited February 7, 2013 by oneeye

[fatyeti24]

Why is he naked?

[LondonTom]

Err if we need to keep posting that picture still, can we spoiler tag it

Some of us browse while bored at work

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Err if we need to keep posting that picture still, can we spoiler tag it

Some of us browse while bored at work

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

Whatever you do don't do what this bloke did in a portal

[Nyika]

FFS can we stop quoting the picture?

[The Nal]

FFS can we stop quoting the picture?

[Thearg]

I wonder who it is,perhaps its Alan.