Lineup 2014

[#FreeComTruise]

That guy who camped with my group had 10 shits on the Thursday lmao.

How does someone have that much poo stored in their bowels

[Andre91]

One of my friends ate a pot noodle on the first afternoon last year, and had three dumps that night. He hasn't eaten any noodles, pot or not, ever since

[TenInchToenaiIs]

Read as poo noodle

[justanothername]

A few people in my group held it in but I don't as it just gets too uncomfortable (and I also need to take a poo everyday)

[Gucci Piggy]

How does someone have that much poo stored in their bowels

No idea. We woke up on Thursday and he had a tin of cold beans and a Berocca for breakfast, and that was all he ate that day.

[mrtourette]

Read as poo noodle

poodle

[GodlikeYeezus]

I had a shit in a bag and forgot about the piss problem, safe to say my tent was flooded that weekend and I moved away from base

[TenInchToenaiIs]

I had a shit in a bag and forgot about the piss problem, safe to say my tent was flooded that weekend and I moved away from base

Am I taking this correctly in that you used your tent as a toilet and eventually flooded it?

[GodlikeYeezus]

Yeah but I didn't have my sleeping bag or anything in tent luckily

[Spud001]

So many people shitting in bags so casually

[Andre91]

We came out of our tents one morning last year and in the night, someone had walked into the middle of our camp, torn an empty Fosters box open, taken a absolutely massive dump in it and positioned it right in the middle on top of our fire that had gone out. I laughed for ages

Edited September 6, 2014 by Andre91

[mrtourette]

So many people shitting in bags so casually

If you're going to shit in a bag, casually is the way to go.

[seanz25]

A friend who lives across the road, (didn't actually meet him at the festival) told me this year one of his friends didn't go the whole weekend. They then where taken to some hospital just outside of the festival grounds Sunday night/Monday morning for an overnight stay due to chronic constipation. Thought I'd share that beautiful story with you all.

[giantwagon]

Thanks Sean xo

[mrtourette]

That old 'friend of a friend' chestnut.

[dentalplan]

Your mate is lying. Not going for a weekend isn't chronic constipation and there's no way someone would be rushed to hospital for it anyway.

[lightning1000]

Your mate is lying. Not going for a weekend isn't chronic constipation and there's no way someone would be rushed to hospital for it anyway.

Unless he hadn't gone for about 5 days before, or even a few days if you take into account all the shit food and beer they probably consumed over the weekend.

But yeah, the only shit in this story is bullshit.

[seanz25]

Would have been all the shite food and beer they'd been consuming from what they said.

But then again seeing as it appears you lot have given me the correct professional doctor's opinion on things they must be wrong!

[dentalplan]

Well for a start holding it in is voluntary and constipation isn't. You don't need to be a doctor to call bullshit on that.

[the wonderwhy]

To be fair I imagine holding it in for long enough can lead to constipation, but yeah it would have to be more than a weekend...

Maybe we should ask Will?

[TenInchToenaiIs]

I heard if you hold it in long enough it goes back up inside you to your heart and kills you dead.

Heard this on Bo Selecta though tbf

[Chavmeisterdeluxe]

A guy I went to middle school with had a month off with chronic constipation. Those were the days.

[TheSilence]

What even is middle school

[Gucci Piggy]

I had constipation at school once and my arse bled.

[Babyquack]

I had constipation at school once and my arse bled.

That's why you should stay away from those Aubergines...