Football 2010-2011

[The Nal]

You think? He's got zero charisma and his recent history shows him to be nothing more than a money grabbing mercenary with ants in his pants and zero respect for his past clubs.

[Wooderson]

He must have something chief, Fergie doesnt have him there for no reason.

Bebe is the next Pele!!

f**king Bebe. Jesus christ.

Were you involved in the sale? If not you should've been. Great sales pitch using a shit "product". I cant help but feel you were sniggering while you were typing that.

Beachball Brucie must be the most gullible manager out there.

Kenny: "Alright Steve…… Ngog……no really….. *snigger*….. hes actually quite……*snigger*……….good……

*muffles phone, tears streaming down his face*

Bruce: "Hello… Kenny….hello?! Are you ok?!

*Kenny picks himself up the floor*

Kenny: "Sorry Beachball….. I'll have to call you back……"

30 seconds later......

Kenny: "HEY!.... DIRK...... Beachball's going to give us 7 million for Ngog!!"

[strummer77]

Edited June 8, 2011 by strummer77

[The Nal]

Oh don't get me wrong, I'm delighted we're getting as much for him as we are. He's never ever worth £7m.

But he's also not a disgrace is he? Scored against Arsenal, United, Villa etc. He can be useful and easily has the ability to be better than players such as Zamora etc.

[strummer77]

Nah hes not a disgrace, was taking the piss. Hes never a Liverpool player though.

[The Nal]

Agree he's not good enough, but for a £1.5m buy he's been a brilliant piece of business

See United have wrapped up Jones by all accounts.

Edited June 8, 2011 by The Nal

[Jaybles]

Jones for Man Utd....i hadn't seen that one coming.

Seems like Man Utd are primed for splashing plenty of cash this summer if there is any truth in the rumours flying around.

They need to really to keep ahead of Man City and to try and catch Barca

[Wooderson]

I can see Wesley Sneijder going to Chelsk if Guus takes over. Also can see Everton buying some Manyoo chaff.

[strummer77]

Nice profit yeah!

The next big thing apparently. Havent really seen him play. Is he any use?

Ashley Young a done deal too apparently.

Now for Sneijder.......

[pink_triangle]

Nice profit yeah!

The next big thing apparently. Havent really seen him play. Is he any use?

Ashley Young a done deal too apparently.

Now for Sneijder.......

[The Nal]

As for young I think he is nowhere near good enough and will end up being man utds James milner.

Edited June 8, 2011 by The Nal

[olliet101]

Jones is a wierd one for me, evidently they see him as playing in midfield more than defence but what really is he going to add to the squad other than having a lot of potential?

The whole catching Barca thing is rubbish, the English game, the way its played and its tempo is too flawed for any English team to get anywhere near Barcelona.

Sneijder's the big one though. United need a playmaker, the midfield now is just so boring it's unreal.

[The Nal]

Strange holiday crew!

[lost]

John O'Shea anyone?

Edited June 8, 2011 by lost

[j...rox]

Jones is a quality act, absolutely gutted to see him leave and think United have bought a steal even at the price they paid. He's future England material without a doubt.

Stat for you, Jones made 1 more tackle than Vidic throughout last season despite playing 9 games less.

[Benj]

Ashley Young and Manchester Utd, a truly orgasmic combination for Neil

[eFestivals]

And Benj. It's makem or mak'em, not mackem. It's an abbreviation of make them in a makem accent. It derives from Sunderland's exploitative industry, in which the people of the area would make them and the rest of the country would take them. Or as the Mags will say, Mak'em and tak'em.

and of course "brough" is *always* pronounced the same as "borough", eh? PMSL.

[eFestivals]

Nah hes not a disgrace, was taking the piss. Hes never a Liverpool player though.

Ngog's problem at Liverpool is that he's too static - which doesn't work great for one of the bigger teams who tend to have the opposition pushed back.

He'll look far better in a weaker team, where the very fact of them being weaker will force him to have more movement.

[eFestivals]

Ashley Young and Manchester Utd, a truly orgasmic combination for Neil

only Tom Daley* could suit Utd better.

(* he's that kid that wins diving medals, in case it's passed you by).

[pink_triangle]

Stat for you, Jones made 1 more tackle than Vidic throughout last season despite playing 9 games less.

[strummer77]

Apparently Ngog might not be off to Sunderland then? We'll pay £16m instead.

Well whatever happens, this transfer window doesn't look like it's going to be dull.

[jump]

Sunderland have just bidded £12m for O'Shea, Gibson & Brown.

[The Nal]

Sunderland have just bidded £12m for O'Shea, Gibson & Brown.

[Benj]

Apparently Ngog might not be off to Sunderland then? We'll pay £16m instead.

Well whatever happens, this transfer window doesn't look like it's going to be dull.

[strummer77]

Didn't they reject that offer earlier in the week though?

Also re- Ngog, so he was never worth 7 million quid then?! What a surprise!