K2SO Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 I caught one line of a conversation between 2 girls during Stormzy; "He did have a massive willy though" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalon_Fields Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 From a crew worker: 'My ferret killed Liam Howlett's rabbit' (Turned out to be true) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 On 23/06/2017 at 1:36 PM, pie_and_a_pint said: I've just seen a bloke wearing a tshirt that says: SURELY NOT EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING? AHAHAH that might have been my mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 On 23/06/2017 at 1:36 PM, pie_and_a_pint said: I've just seen a bloke wearing a tshirt that says: SURELY NOT EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING? AHAHAH that might have been my mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkic Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 On 24/06/2017 at 11:00 AM, GrumpyRaver said: I wristbanded more people from Liverpool than anywhere else on Wednesday. And a security guard at gate told me on shift this morning that the vast majority of people trying to get in on fake tickets and wristbands are scousers too... Shocker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug85 Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Heard some Welsh lads sat by me yesterday- one of them asked the other if he had read his text he had sent him, the others response: "yes you c*nt it took me fucking ages to read it and I got lost in the middle of shangri la talking to a fucking pirate for ten minutes....what did your text want anyway"! "nothing just wanted to piss you off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjamest Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Passing the liquid bar in Silver Hays - "What's that? the 11 quid bar!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swampy Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Girlfriend to boyfriend, have fun watching your shit band's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K2SO Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 15 minutes ago, tjamest said: Passing the liquid bar in Silver Hays - "What's that? the 11 quid bar!" That may well have been my girlfriend! Was it on Sunday after Slaves? Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idb Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 On 23/06/2017 at 10:15 AM, chazwwe said: 'So what and where is the pyamid stage' - bottom of Kidney Mead. Last night someone asked where the Pyramid Stage was when walking by The Beat Hotel. Still don't know if they were taking the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoTWire Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Passing by Glass Animals, guy going the other way said to his mate: "It's not the sort of music you'd buy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarbhoy1888 Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 In the tipi fields at an open mic bout 1am Friday when an Irish guy starts pouring his heart out about a song he's written about his hometown and how dodgy it is etc etc. He starts off ok but about 40 seconds in, drops the guitar apologises and tells us he's no chance of finishing because the mushrooms had kicked in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannybrothers Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Heard while waiting for Birdy to start ... "I'm still deaf from that Busted gig"...something I never thought I'd hear at Glasto! Also the usual one liners from Will Varley, none of which I can remember now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 My friend broke her thumb spannering over a guy rope. Spent Thursday night at the medical centre. Me, to the girl sat next to me in the waiting area, "What're you in for?" "I've got glitter in my eye" I knew that bloody stuff was lethal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubenz Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Bloke chatting to his mate while passing my tent discussing the virtues of a female acquaintance.. "She's the sort of girl that if some guy put a gram of coke in front of her and said this is yours if you suck me off, she would probably do it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandas Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Not really overheard as it was my conversation, but; My daughter and I were in the JP Tent watching King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. During a particularly long song with what seemed like an improvised section in the middle, she turned to me and said, "I know this song", to which I replied, "I know, its because the same song that they have been playing for the last 10 minutes". We both laughed and carried on with the communal hand nodding. Great day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Telephone Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Craig David "Oh man, this is unreal!" Person behind me to his friend "Isn't he, like, 44 or something?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titters Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 "And we found him passed out, only half in his tent, naked from the waste down" Someone went big on Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crocodiles Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 25 minutes ago, The Red Telephone said: Craig David "Oh man, this is unreal!" Person behind me to his friend "Isn't he, like, 44 or something?" Imagine being that old ..... I wish I still was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prestonmike Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 overheard a guy behind me in Avalon Inn shout to his mates 'guys, my legs wont do what my brain wants them to!' then about 5 seconds later he fell to the floor while trying to walk away from the bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbiC Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 At Radiohead, a guy next to us: 'Dave Grohl is going to have to up his game with all this banter from Thom' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbiC Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Me offering lip salve at Arcadia last night Friend: 'Fuck off what's that argh' turns out she thought I was trying to put Vicks up her nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budvar Posted June 26, 2017 Report Share Posted June 26, 2017 Two girls in front of us at the bus station today: "I just want to get home and catch up on Love Island." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 At the bottom of the Kidz Field, worryingly close to the long drops: Martha? MARTHA!! There's a squidgy one here if you want it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pie_and_a_pint Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 (edited) Also, a couple of Overseens: These terrifying leggings on a young lady at Chic: Edited June 27, 2017 by pie_and_a_pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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