Headliners 2015

[LondonTom]

[Gnomicide]

"That doll is evil, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeviiilllll!"

[Gnomicide]

Homer: "Now son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass on the words of advice my father gave me."

Grampa: "Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride, I say, take it!"

[Hugh Jass]

"Now, where were we?"

"Erm, you were telling me about the time you beat jury duty."

"Oh yeah. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

[FloorFiller]

Homer: Ah, I love these lazy Saturdays

Marge: It's Wednesday, Homer.

Homer: Ahhh, work!

Homer: Ah, I love these real Saturdays. So relaxing. Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!

[Hugh Jass]

"We're too late!"

"I shouldn't have stopped for that hair cut... sorry."

[Bradders]

"Marge, you can't keep blaming yourself! Just blame yourself once and move on"

[Perks]

Ralph "me fail English, that's unpossible"

[Amy Lawn]

That's a bladdy outrage it is, I'm taking this all the way to the prime minister.... Hey! Mister prime minister... OY ANDY!

[MichaelsBeard]

Homer - 'Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a package for me'.

Clerk - 'Ok Mr Burns, what's your first name?'

Homer - 'I don't know!'

*cuts to outside*

Homer - 'Great plan Bart(!)'

[FloorFiller]

gabbo!

Gabbo!

GABBO!!!

Bart: Did you see that?

Homer: Yeah.

Bart: What's Gabbo?

Homer: I figure it's some guys name... some guy named Gabbo.

[AdamSheff]

Thanks alot Erin Chocosnitch

[Callum_96]

"Don't make me run I'm full of chocolate!!"

[TheWineguy]

I thought I joined a Glastonbury forum to find out some people that would be playing. What has just happened? I feel like I've been re-directed or something

[Hugh Jass]

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: He looks like something's troubling him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: We could get more involved in his activities, but then I worry we'd smother him.

Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant Homer.

Homer: It was Marge, admit it.

[MichaelsBeard]

I thought I joined a Glastonbury forum to find out some people that would be playing. What has just happened? I feel like I've been re-directed or something

Haha. Cabin fever due to lack of information! Can't remember ever reaching this point knowing so little of the lineup.

[Brave Sir Robin]

I thought I joined a Glastonbury forum to find out some people that would be playing. What has just happened? I feel like I've been re-directed or something

Who's playing that music?

And where's all that liquor coming from?

It's a party, Marge. It doesn't have to make sense.

[A Guy Called Matt]

I thought I joined a Glastonbury forum to find out some people that would be playing. What has just happened? I feel like I've been re-directed or something

Never has the NFR NFC thread made so much sense

[surreysupermum]

Still no news then ??

[Gnomicide]

I thought I joined a Glastonbury forum to find out some people that would be playing. What has just happened? I feel like I've been re-directed or something

This is nothing.

You should have been here last year when some fool suggested Mudford and Sons. Wall to wall Futurama quotes.

I miss those days....

Bender, that was an amazing three hour washboard solo. The parts when I was awake blew my mind!

[Gnomicide]

You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?

[jamiem85]

At least the Simpsons quotes are a more enjoyable diversion from actual headliner news than the pages long discussions on inherent racism in the music industry or sexism in popular culture.

[Gnomicide]

At least the Simpsons quotes are a more enjoyable diversion from actual headliner news than the pages long discussions on inherent racism in the music industry or sexism in popular culture.

Hmmmmm....Sexism in popular culture.

Hang on, that one may be wrong.

[thewayiam]

Still no news then ??

Until it's Madonna and we start getting leaks from early next week I think this'll be wrapped up until the release early April. They only have two weeks just over to keep it quiet.

Even if Blur get announced for IOW by Friday, i stills gives you no great idea it'll be them.

[FuzzyDunlop]

Last year on the saturday night we were walking to the SE Corner. Two people were talking about seeing the national balet the next morning.

I did say "so you are going to see the bear in the little car too"?

They didn't get it.