Lineup Poster

[airwaves]

This year's /a fake lineup poster recently posted on Twitter

Enjoy debating this one 🤣🤣🤣

[CaledonianGonzo]

Probably nabbed from someone in here.

[Metal Monkey]

I was hoping Sleep Token would make an appearance 

[maelzoid]

9 minutes ago, Metal Monkey said:

I was hoping Sleep Token would make an appearance 

Quite surprised Download hasn't got them.

[1986]

No National, no dice. 

[NorthernSoul52]

Still not fully hooked on a Dua Lipa / Coldplay / Madonna trio - as objectively massive as it is - but there's plenty there to nicely tip for.

In this theoretical world, Aerosmith third down on the Friday, The Prodigy, Doja Cat and Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds to headline Other. Very tasty.

[K2SO]

This poster has Easy Life written on it. Didn't know the festival had moved abroad!

[NorthernSoul52]

21 minutes ago, K2SO said:

This poster has Easy Life written on it. Didn't know the festival had moved abroad!

Ooof. 

[Pr0paneNightm4re]

Can’t see Aerosmith performing after the allegations 

[NorthernSoul52]

Hasn't Tyler been accused a lot of times over the years? 

[FloopFiller]

1 hour ago, Pr0paneNightm4re said:

Can’t see Aerosmith performing after the allegations 

Allegations + his health failing him a lot these days causing constant tour postponements and cancellations pretty much rules them out I reckon.

Shame. Not that I’m advocating for nonces to play Glastonbury, but had their set happened in 2020/22 it would’ve been a very fun hour and fifteen at the Pyramid. 

Edited November 20, 2023 by FloopFiller

[Gnomicide]

Not a bad effort, I think quite a bit of it will prove to be correct.

[glimmers_of_hope]

yeah, this isn't bad at all.  Agree that Aerosmith won't be there.  I don't think RTJ are touring either but would love them to be back. Easy Life have changed their name.  There are a few acts who were there in '22 where it feels like it might be a bit early to be back if they haven't done anything (like Confidence Man, Black Midi) and then some that could if they have new material (Wet Leg) and some that seem likely because the definitely will have a new album (Idles).  Great if Nick Cave & The Bad Seed play, will just depend on whether he is doing a festival run or his own gigs first with the new album.

[NorthernSoul52]

I'm going for 55%. Not sure which, mind. 

[balti-pie]

I think i'd be pretty damn content if great swathes of this appeared.

Sleep Token ffs! Truth stage pls! 

[glimmers_of_hope]

48 minutes ago, balti-pie said:

I think i'd be pretty damn content if great swathes of this appeared.

Sleep Token ffs! Truth stage pls! 

Sleep Token would be great but would be too big wouldn't they? I guess Gojoira did it so, it is possible.

[NorthernSoul52]

3 minutes ago, glimmers_of_hope said:

Sleep Token would be great but would be too big wouldn't they? I guess Gojoira did it so, it is possible.

True. Are they big enough to get a high Woodsies spot?

[Beerqueen]

Well Kaiser Chiefs are definitely out as they've announced gigs on the Friday, Saturday and Sunday already.

Would love to see Mika, The Streets, Patti Smith, Stevie Nicks and Wetleg.

[NorthernSoul52]

Mika is running his first proper UK tour for ages next year, shifted tickets fast. I wonder if he could be an early afternoon Pyramid pick.