CaledonianGonzo Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 The only other well-known Mumford was in Rentaghost, which is also who Mumford and Sons need to call if they want to see talk to anyone about their career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 The Wurzels are the Mumford and Sons of scrumpy and western. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Jass Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Mumford and Sons have made a career out of playing the music the lower class people in Titanic listened to while they slowly drowned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterdeep Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 I'd rather knit an arse on a cat than listen to Coldplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Just now, Hugh Jass said: Mumford and Sons have made a career out of playing the music the lower class people in Titanic listened to while they slowly drowned. That's a bit extreme - I certainly wouldn't call what they have a "career". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punksnotdead Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 16 minutes ago, dentalplan said: So it's still shit? Yep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 I haven’t seen a group of blokes enjoying each other’s comedy to the amusement of absolutely nobody else like this since that time I saw The Wurzels at Scrumpypalooza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueDaze Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 59 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said: Mumford and Sons have made a career out of playing the music the lower class people in Titanic listened to while they slowly drowned. and the ones upstairs headed for the lifeboats while Muse droned on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterdeep Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 6 minutes ago, BlueDaze said: and the ones upstairs headed for the lifeboats while Muse droned on Muse: Music for people who don't like music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Ed Sheeran's Galway Girl was such an abhorrent slice of faux-Gaelic nonsense I felt honour bound to perform a rite of resurrection on my late Irish uncle just so I could apologise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punksnotdead Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 1 hour ago, dentalplan said: I haven’t seen a group of blokes enjoying each other’s comedy to the amusement of absolutely nobody else like this since that time I saw The Wurzels at Scrumpypalooza. The size of their crowd at Avalon in 2010 was as baffling to me as the crowds at Craig David and Rag n bone man in recent years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, dentalplan said: I haven’t seen a group of blokes enjoying each other’s comedy to the amusement of absolutely nobody else like this since that time I saw The Wurzels at Scrumpypalooza. I'm just filtering roasting opportunities through the sieve of keeping it to musicality and not just riffing on the size of Nick Cave's forehead. Edited February 15, 2021 by Quark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernintendo Chalmers Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 You'll have to go some to top the Ellie-Goulding-lovesick-aerobics-instructor burn from a few years back. I think it was the work of @russycarps, was it not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said: You'll have to go some to top the Ellie-Goulding-lovesick-aerobics-instructor burn from a few years back. I think it was the work of @russycarps, was it not? That was @MardyI believe. A fine piece of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernintendo Chalmers Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Just now, Quark said: That was @MardyI believe. A fine piece of work. Ah yes, of course. The OG of eFests roasters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Billie Eilish's bedroom pop is the sound of the final state of a progression that started when school sports days were replaced with participation trophies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 49 minutes ago, Quark said: I'm just filtering roasting opportunities through the sieve of keeping it to musicality and not just riffing on the size of Nick Cave's forehead. Nick Cave's forehead is definitely on the agenda. From hair to eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 27 minutes ago, Quark said: Billie Eilish's bedroom pop is the sound of the final state of a progression that started when school sports days were replaced with participation trophies. She took bedroom pop too seriously in 2019 when she fell asleep on stage at Glastonbury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maelzoid Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 If playing lead guitar is like making love, Jack White is a repressed husband from the fifties, who only ever does it in missionary, going through the exact same routine every time, grunting and gurning for effect, and giving no thought to his partner’s pleasure, before climaxing, rolling off her and promptly falling asleep. And then snoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Dansons Wig Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 Radiohead’s so called legendary sets on the Pyramid are really just shared false memories like Bogart saying Play it again Sam or the Moon landings. We all think they were so good where in reality it was five middle class nice white boys who sound a bit like Topographic Oceans era Yes boring the tits off people. And whilst I’m at it Bowie 2000 was so under rehearsed and ramshackle it sounded like a pub tribute band. There. I’ve said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted February 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 For all the stick they get, Oasis have never ripped off The Beatles as blatantly as Radiohead have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcshed Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 7 hours ago, Quark said: Billie Eilish's bedroom pop is the sound of the final state of a progression that started when school sports days were replaced with participation trophies. Meanwhile those who get wound up about participation trophies have brought us Brexit, Lawrence Fox and Queen's greatest hits available on vinyl in Sainsbury's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernintendo Chalmers Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 9 hours ago, dentalplan said: Nick Cave's forehead is definitely on the agenda. From hair to eternity. It's actually a fivehead 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 6 hours ago, dentalplan said: For all the stick they get, Oasis have never ripped off The Beatles as blatantly as Radiohead have. King Crimson want a word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaledonianGonzo Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 9 hours ago, dentalplan said: Nick Cave's forehead is definitely on the agenda. From hair to eternity. 2 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said: It's actually a fivehead Unsurprisingly absent from the merch he sells pointing out his flaws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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