Thread for the drunkards

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

On 1/31/2020 at 8:28 PM, Bisque said:

My parents & a good friend of mine passed away today. I was tempted to take them down the pub with other friends but I’ll do it tomorrow.

Part of me is telling me not to question your two sentences, but part of me is almost pleading with me to ask for some clarification. I guess that the later won in the end, given my own first sentence in this post.

[morph100]

Booo dooo wooo dibby dooo wop wop

[Bisque]

16 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Part of me is telling me not to question your two sentences, but part of me is almost pleading with me to ask for some clarification. I guess that the later won in the end, given my own first sentence in this post.

Reading it back it doesn’t make much sense does it! Blame dyslexia, which is why you often find some of my posts edited.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

7 hours ago, Bisque said:

Reading it back it doesn’t make much sense does it! Blame dyslexia, which is why you often find some of my posts edited.

Right. Well it is as long as you haven't experienced mass bereavements, that is. Keeping my fingers crossed for you that this is not the case. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Don't worry (as if you were going to!) I'm not in this mood myself. It's just something that makes me smile. What is? This is;

 

 

I'm convinced it belongs on this thread. 

 

[morph100]

Monday night is not a weekend night and should not be a day for drinking - a word to the unwise 

 

correction needed 

[kingbadger]

13 hours ago, morph100 said:

Monday night is not a weekend night and should not be a day for drinking - a word to the unwise 

 

correction needed 

Warming up for another star performance in the Brits thread I see

[morph100]

2 hours ago, kingbadger said:

Warming up for another star performance in the Brits thread I see

I wish, sober times today, booo hissss

[Ayrshire Chris]

I’ve always had an irrational fear of pubs with no windows and flat roofs!

[Ayrshire Chris]

Flat roof and no windows!

one of Glasgow’s most picturesque drinking establishments, open from 8am! 

[semmtexx]

1 hour ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Flat roof and no windows!

one of Glasgow’s most picturesque drinking establishments, open from 8am! 

Yikes! Would I be able to get a flat white? 😆

[Ayrshire Chris]

43 minutes ago, semmtexx said:

Yikes! Would I be able to get a flat white? 😆

More chance of a flat tyre if you leave your car outside. Rab c  Nesbitt would be considered posh in this slop house. 

[guypjfreak]

It's all a load of bollox old son.. 

[Crazyfool01]

Hello everyone ... checking in 

[semmtexx]

How do. 

[Crazyfool01]

... daze off tomorrow 

[Ayrshire Chris]

Anyone else who can’t stop breaking into a dance when the death in paradise theme tune is on? Just love it 

[Crazyfool01]

5 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Anyone else who can’t stop breaking into a dance when the death in paradise theme tune is on? Just love it 

I think @guypjfreak is a fan of the show if I recall ... presumably the music too ? 

[semmtexx]

It's a great tune and program. Super daft but the sun and sand help the long winter!

[Ayrshire Chris]

14 hours ago, semmtexx said:

It's a great tune and program. Super daft but the sun and sand help the long winter!

I know I shouldn’t like it but no matter how I am feeling as soon as I hear the theme I start doing a sitting down dance. It’s an instrumental version of a 1960s Jamaican song called you’re wondering now. (Acc to the internet). The plots are so thin but who cares! 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

On 2/19/2020 at 1:39 PM, Ayrshire Chris said:

Flat roof and no windows!

one of Glasgow’s most picturesque drinking establishments, open from 8am! 

I suppose on the upside there is the fact that there are no windows through which one can be thrown out of.

That remind me of a markets pub that I frequented from time to time, before pubs could stay open all hours. You could get in there at any wee hour of the morning. I recall one of my cousins from Ireland coming over to Birmingham to do some carpentry works and ending up being taken to the pub. Now he was from a remote part of the west coast of Ireland, and just wasn't used to being in a pub where a lady of the night was servicing customers on the pool table next to the bar. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

On 2/19/2020 at 1:39 PM, Ayrshire Chris said:

Flat roof and no windows!

one of Glasgow’s most picturesque drinking establishments, open from 8am! 

I forgot to say - that is, without doubt, the roughest looking joint I have ever seen. 

[incident]

33 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Now he was from a remote part of the west coast of Ireland, and just wasn't used to being in a pub where a lady of the night was servicing customers on the pool table next to the bar. 

Having been to some pubs in a remote part of the west coast of Ireland (Mayo, specifically), I'm slightly surprised by that..

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

12 minutes ago, incident said:

Having been to some pubs in a remote part of the west coast of Ireland (Mayo, specifically), I'm slightly surprised by that..

I'm talking about Kerry, not about them heathens in Mayo! lol Actually, I've been to Mayo a fair number of times and always enjoyed the craic there. Many moons ago now I went to Westport with one of my brothers and a load of friends. We were doing a tour around Ireland. Anyway, I was usually had (at that time) a kind of very short haircut (as in No 2 on a Wahl electric hair cutter). This time around though I kept my hair long'ish as I just knew that my brother would say to me that we had to go in to Northern Ireland through the check points that were there then, in my English number plated car, to use a banks facilities (as he was persona non grata with most banks). Anyway, I wasn't looking forward to this trip as I'd never been to Northern Ireland before, and didn't relish driving in to it with short hair in an English car. Anyway, to cut a long story short we got to the bank in Enniskillen and back to Westport safely. It was then that I walked in to a barbers shop with two very old men cutting peoples hair with scissors. I then came out with the line 'Do you know what a No. 2 is'? They just looked at me, and the penny dropped inside my head. I just nodded at them and shut the door and walked away from the barbers. 

Anyway, I've drank in many parts of the west coast of Ireland and have never seen people shagging on pool tables etc. I'm not too sure if I've missed out or not on that one.

[Sasperella]

On 2/19/2020 at 1:39 PM, Ayrshire Chris said:

Flat roof and no windows!

one of Glasgow’s most picturesque drinking establishments, open from 8am! 

Oh my gosh, where is this? I've been feeling like I need to widen my selection of frequented pubs and bars. This looks ideal. 

Edited February 21, 2020 by Sasperella