flushing toilets

[nikkic]

If you're going 6 or 7 times a day after a cider and a curry you need a doctor not Imodium! 

[Mash011]

you not tried the ol' @Will-2609 bag-n-plate method?

[CaledonianGonzo]

Who's talking about 'a' cider and 'a' curry?

[eastynh]

7 hours ago, OneLittleFish said:

As a highly competitive person I find myself getting into competition with those around me at the longdrops. By Saturday or Sunday with the practise you get I'm really powering your poos out.

I raise an open challenge to all who think they can take my crown. 

Mate I am 7 months into a Crohns flare and unfotunately finished my course of steroids last week. I would take your crown with ease.

[Untz]

Never use Imodium - go for the generic stuff that is about 1/4 the price and works just as well. 

But yes, taking loperamide to bung yourself up: bad; taking loperamide because your bowels are cramping and you're close to emergency shitting in a bag stage: good.

[Gucci Piggy]

34 minutes ago, Mash011 said:

you not tried the ol' @Will-2609 bag-n-plate method?

I would not like to try this after a curry.

Edit: Which means I definitely will now try this after a curry this year. Thanks Mash.

Edited June 15, 2017 by Will-2609

[Mash011]

1 minute ago, Will-2609 said:

I would not like to try this after a curry.

Edit: Which means I definitely will now try this after a curry this year. Thanks Mash.

do share the results if you do

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

8 hours ago, OneLittleFish said:

 

I raise an open challenge to all who think they can take my crown. 

I'll have you know that I can shit for my country, as well as a small tax haven that I can't actually name on here. I can up my shit dosage to suit an increase in the fluctuation in national demand. People write economics supply and demand books on what comes out of my arse. I am a martyr to the pain experienced by my own poor little ring piece.

Consider your crown taken.

[mike86]

Are the compost loos shown on any map?

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

I had to use Imodium a couple of years back. I was basically shitting water (I literally mean water, clear liquid) and couldn't stop it. I'm not sure what it was, some people suggested sun stroke? Anyway it was a god send for that, I wouldn't take it unless circumstances dictated. Anyway flushing bogs, because they flush do you think that makes them any cleaner? At a festival a toilet is a toilet and the fact you're sharing it with 150k other people means it doesn't matter if it flushes or doubles as a teasmaid.

Edited June 15, 2017 by Deaf Nobby Burton

[eastynh]

1 minute ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

I had to use Imodium a couple of years back. I was basically shitting water ( Inlitteealg mean water, clear liquid) and couldn't stop it. I'm not sure what it was, some people suggested sun stroke? Anyway it was a god send for that, I wouldn't take it unless circumstances dictated. Anyway flushing bogs, because they flush do you think that makes them any cleaner? At a festival a toilet is a toilet and the fact you're sharing it with 150k other people means it doesn't matter if it flushes or doubles as a teasmaid.

I am not allowed to take it as it could cause me to burst my intestines 

[fur_q]

This thread has

*puts sunglasses on*

gone to shit

 

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

55 minutes ago, eastynh said:

I am not allowed to take it as it could cause me to burst my intestines 

http://m.hindustantimes.com/world-news/constipated-for-22-years-chinese-man-has-13kg-of-poop-removed-from-his-body/story-uOfPn5Z2zxbutSGP02oDCP.html

[musky]

1 hour ago, MikeJ86 said:

Are the compost loos shown on any map?

I think the red dots are compost loos. I couldn't get a ticket last year, but in 2015 there were some compost loos near the Babylon stage in the market. That isn't shown on this map if the red dots are composters, so perhaps someone could confirm if they were there last year.

Edited June 15, 2017 by musky

[Woffy]

Glastonbury Festival wouldn't be Glastonbury Festival without #5shitFriday

All pre-noon. 

 

@Quark I haven't forgotten. 

[Hotchilidog]

All hail the compost toilet, the festival goers friend. Am very much hoping there will be even more this year. Would be surprised if there were not at least one block in every campsite.

[CaledonianGonzo]

6 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Glastonbury Festival wouldn't be Glastonbury Festival without #5shitFriday

All pre-noon. 

 

@Quark I haven't forgotten. 

My brother managed 9 one year.

[cammie81]

2 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

My brother managed 9 one year.

That's less than one a month.

[Woffy]

Just now, CaledonianGonzo said:

My brother managed 9 one year.

Would require additional reading material other than the official programme and Guardian guide. 

This is why I bring a book. 

[Woffy]

Just now, cammie81 said:

That's less than one a month.

Heh. 

However, remember that shit TV show The Salon? They used to film people getting their haircut while being chatted to. Or receiving other beauty treatments. 

One episode a woman came in for colonic irrigation at the behest of her friends and family. She didn't seem to believe she had an issue. 

Transpired she had about 4 shits a year and suffered no discomfort and ate normally / healthily. 

That said, the irrigation process could barely handle the amount of compacted waste rinsed out of her. She had a space the size of a golf ball left in her bowels for food, and felt marvellous afterwards. 

Not sure where I'm going with this. It's all gone a bit @Yoghurt on a Stick (Who I admire deeply). 

Carry on. 

[cammie81]

1 minute ago, Woffy said:

One episode a woman came in for colonic irrigation at the behest of her friends and family. She didn't seem to believe she had an issue. 

Transpired she had about 4 shits a year and suffered no discomfort and ate normally / healthily.

How could anyone honestly not know that isn't normal. Surely you'd talk to a doctor. Need some of that turbolax that Lloyd gave to Harry.

[mike86]

39 minutes ago, musky said:

I think the red dots are compost loos. I couldn't get a ticket last year, but in 2015 there were some compost loos near the Babylon stage in the market. That isn't shown on this map if the red dots are composters, so perhaps someone could confirm if they were there last year.

Is this a staff map? Would be useful to have one for this year. Trying to plan out best camping spot to toilet ratio. 

 

Always remember, camp upwind. 

 

[eastynh]

1 hour ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

http://m.hindustantimes.com/world-news/constipated-for-22-years-chinese-man-has-13kg-of-poop-removed-from-his-body/story-uOfPn5Z2zxbutSGP02oDCP.html

I seen that mate. Got to feel sorry for the poor fella.

[musky]

42 minutes ago, MikeJ86 said:

Is this a staff map? Would be useful to have one for this year. Trying to plan out best camping spot to toilet ratio. 

 

Always remember, camp upwind. 

 

It was produced by Natural Event for their volunteers last year. I haven't searched to see if there's one for this year online. 

You're likely to find that the sites for the toilets remain pretty much unchanged across the site. What is much more likely to change is the type of toilet at each location. Every year they introduce more compost loos as they've proved to be so popular. 

[Joeskeppi]

First time I went to the festival in 2001 I was so scared of the toilets I took immodium twice a day and didn't "go" once.

On the Monday on the way home the little chef on the A303 got both barrels of brown magma and I've always felt sorry for the poor bastard that had to clean that bowl.