Cliff Richard

[Avalon_Fields]

https://twitter.com/michaeleavis1/status/795949082057523200

[clarkete]

1 hour ago, Avalon_Fields said:

https://twitter.com/michaeleavis1/status/795949082057523200

Ha ha

 

[alrapp]

Brexit+Trump+cliff=?

[clarkete]

6 minutes ago, alrapp said:

Brexit+Trump+cliff=?

+suicide pact? 

[Mezhyp1]

I turned over as the one show was finishing as saw Cliff photoshopped into some kind of Pyramid stage scenario and they were talking about a potential Glastonbury appearance, anyone catch what was said?

Edited November 10, 2016 by Mezhyp1

[TheSheriff]

9 minutes ago, Mezhyp1 said:

I turned over as the one show was finishing as saw Cliff photoshopped into some kind of Pyramid stage scenario and they were talking about a potential Glastonbury appearance, anyone catch what was said?

Yeah said he hadn't been asked, but if he was he would give it serious thought 

[whisty]

10 minutes ago, Mezhyp1 said:

I turned over as the one show was finishing as saw Cliff photoshopped into some kind of Pyramid stage scenario and they were talking about a potential Glastonbury appearance, anyone catch what was said?

He said he's never been asked. There is a god. How can he possibly sing through that tight slit in front of his tongue!

Edited November 10, 2016 by whisty

[guypjfreak]

1 hour ago, whisty said:

He said he's never been asked. There is a god. How can he possibly sing through that tight slit in front of his tongue!

lol 

he'll be playing imo old son ...to much of a plug 

[kalifire]

7 hours ago, TheSheriff said:

Yeah said he hadn't been asked, but if he was he would give it serious thought 

Too late now, I assume. Those legends must be a long time in the offing.

[The Nal]

Heavy hints here at 11 mins 40

"Would you headline?"

"The Sunday would be perfect for you".

Despite the fact shes just shown him a calendar with a gig booked for Sunday. What a moron.

 

Edited November 11, 2016 by The Nal

[Untz]

I couldn't hear what was being said due to me repeatedly shouting "TURN THIS SHIT OFF", but I noticed that he only had Friday free. He's surely not going to be doing 5 days in a row.

Edited November 11, 2016 by Untz

[Purple aki squat]

14 hours ago, guypjfreak said:

lol 

he'll be playing imo old son ...to much of a plug 

The word plug should not be allowed in the Cliff thread.

[The Nal]

1 hour ago, Untz said:

I couldn't hear what was being said due to me repeatedly shouting "TURN THIS SHIT OFF", but I noticed that he only had Friday free. He's surely not going to be doing 5 days in a row.

He could reschedule the Sunday if he was asked. Sunday early gig would be perfect for him.

Although he didn't seem to know those gigs were on the same weekend as Glasto.

[clarkete]

53 minutes ago, The Nal said:

He could reschedule the Sunday if he was asked. Sunday early gig would be perfect for him.

Hopefully not too early in the day for me to get down from E25 and throw a pint of piss at him?

[The Nal]

3 minutes ago, clarkete said:

Hopefully not too early in the day for me to get down from E25 and throw a pint of piss at him?

Depends on your Saturday night but you'd make that easily yeah.

[clarkete]

1 minute ago, The Nal said:

Depends on your Saturday night but you'd make that easily yeah.

I'm normally very laid back compared to many here about who plays, but something about him I would find particularly uninspiring for that Sunday afternoon slot, so keep banging on about it.

Mind you, I'm also old enough that I'm always dismissive enough about other folks when they consider that what's on the pyramid dictates a good or bad year, so I should get back in my box and hope that Neil is right this time about DR.

[Purple aki squat]

21 minutes ago, clarkete said:

Hopefully not too early in the day for me to get down from E25 and throw a pint of piss at him?

I suspect this is the reason he wants to play.

[Quark]

A brief plea for reason.  Please do not throw a pint of piss at anyone on Sunday morning.  Not in any defence of the wrinkly one but after 4 days at Glastonbury, especially when we have a return to 2010 weather, there's a very real chance it'd be like throwing a pot of treacle...

[Purple aki squat]

18 minutes ago, Quark said:

A brief plea for reason.  Please do not throw a pint of piss at anyone on Sunday morning.  Not in any defence of the wrinkly one but after 4 days at Glastonbury, especially when we have a return to 2010 weather, there's a very real chance it'd be like throwing a pot of treacle...

How about throwing a love sock?

[Quark]

And I thought I'd dropped the tone!

[guypjfreak]

8 hours ago, Purple aki squat said:

The word plug should not be allowed in the Cliff thread.

lol yea believe it or not I did TRY and find a different word lol

[Woffy]

On 10/11/2016 at 8:01 PM, whisty said:

How can he possibly sing through that tight slit in front of his tongue!

I tried that once and it make a weird loud raspberry noise to the tune of Oh When The Saints and she went fucking MENTAL and smacked the back of my head.  

[Purple aki squat]

1 hour ago, guypjfreak said:

lol yea believe it or not I did TRY and find a different word lol

Butt you didn't, bad man.

[whisty]

22 hours ago, Woffy said:

I tried that once and it make a weird loud raspberry noise to the tune of Oh When The Saints and she went fucking MENTAL and smacked the back of my head.  

Lets hope she doesn't get anywhere near Cliff then or maybe............!

[Woffy]

25 minutes ago, whisty said:

Lets hope she doesn't get anywhere near Cliff then or maybe............!

I'm not married to a young Sue Barker, so we're all safe on that point.