waynewdk Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Seen a guy sat at bottom of penards walk way dressed as Cookie Monster with out the head part, I passed 5 hours ago and he was still there playing a cheap £10 keyboard, I said have you been there all day, he goes " i want to but don't think this baby's guna last, do you know this number" then proceeded to press one key over and over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttonhead Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Girl 1: 'god it smells here, I wonder why?' Girl 2: 'could be the wind' They were walking past a row of toilets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu T Hamster Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 At the brothers bar Girl to man dressed as the moon from The Mighty Boosh "what are you dressed as?" The moon responded "An extra strong mint" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiaranMc Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) Saw a guy dressed in furry bottoms and a naked woman tee shirt on Williams Green on Friday (I think) afternoon, Fast asleep clutching an open can of something in one hand and hugging a rubber doll with the other. A small group of people had gathered Looking at him and wondering whether to wake him. He suddenly woke of his own accord, looked around in total confusion, and immediately started drinking the remainder of his can, much to the delight of everyone watching. Edited June 30, 2015 by CiaranMc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoax Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 By the toilets at west holts : "mate mate! Alex just shat on the wall!!" At the john peel during Hinds, the singer asks : are you all feeling a bit hungover? To which someone from the crowd shouts : "I cant feel my fucking jaw!" Brilliant stuff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurrahBrother Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 My friend was also singing The Rains of Castamere at the top of his lungs on the way to Shangri La on Sunday night, I really hope people heard that. I hope he was not on his way to a wedding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aragorn Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Man - This might sounds weird but Glastonbury is not as big as I thought it would be Woman - That is because you have seen less than half of it so far I did laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budvar Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 More concerning than anything else, but a girl (I'd guess 17) came up to me and my mate in the Stone Circle and asked if I knew where she could buy a ballon. I told her they weren't really around there anymore, she said, "Oh no. I really need a ballon." The kids aren't alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellar Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Would never usually post, but this conversation on Wednesday was brilliant: "Mate, pizza before ket" "Nah man, ket as a starter, pizza for dessert" "Seriously though, pizza for mains, ket for dessert" "I'm having ket for a starter man" Pretty sure he had ket for a starter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koroviev Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Sunrise at the Glastonbury letters, a guy gets to the top of the hill near the letters who had lost all spacial awareness standing literally right next to a loved up couple sharing the Glastonbury sunrise proclaiming "IT'S FOOKIN' MASSIVE" in a fantastically northern accent as he turned around to look at the site. He was completely taken aback by it all. Edited July 1, 2015 by Koroviev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregcharlie Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Group of girls who were pushing through to get out before Pharrell one of them said and was obviously pissed at her friends "Fucking great we've wasted all this time getting through this crowd only to be at the wrong fucking stage" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airwaves Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Can't remember who I was watching / listening to at the time, but I was well in amongst the crowd for whoever, though it was not crowded. A 'girl' next to me, teenage?, trying to have a conversation with someone on her mobile phone, kept switching the loudspeaker option on and off. "I can't hear you. It's too fucking noisy." You're at a music gig love. What did you expect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomViolence Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 3 women left the Sharon Van Etten crowd as it was about to start screaming "OMG, THE TBA IS OASIS" I also overhead 2 people saying there seemed to be a lot of people named 'Mandy' and 'Charlie' this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyT Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Not so much a funny thing I heard but I got so pickled on the Wednesday I ended "coming to my senses" in one of the car parks by gate A at 3am. Didn't have a pass out on me and had no recollection of how I got there. Answers on a postcard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untz Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Lying in my tent about 5am on Monday morning I overhear someone who sounded very wasted: "I have to be in work for 6!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowbadger Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Heard a random guy approach the tower in the park, stand in amazement to his girlfriend and say " That is one massive instrument" Also not over heard but did anyone else see a girl walking completely naked from the Big ground toilets on Friday morning ? Also found a full set of false teeth in the toilets by Arcadia !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sebcity Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 This is a funny thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keithy Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Sunday morning, by the Arcadia toilets. Chap squeezing a lady's left tit - "it feels perfectly normal to me, I think you're imagining it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt - Ed Banger Records Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Wandering around Silver Hayes on the Thursday night and a woman turned to her mate and said 'right, so I know that you're, like, mixed race, but what do you and your family call yourselves?' he just replied 'errr, white?' No idea why I found that so bizarre/funny to be honest - they were both nutted in truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Overhead on Friday morning from the tent next to mine after young chap's first visit to The Unfairground: "So we were wandering around, and we ended up in this really fuckin' weird place with giant babies' heads and shit all over the place. I've had fuckin' nightmares, man. I'm pretty sure it was real." On an evening wander: Lad #1: Which one's the pyramid stage? Lad #2: The one where we saw Kanye Lad #3: Really, was that the pyramid? And my personal favourite, walking past the EE charge tent. Chap in the crowd walking past shouts "GET OFF TWITTER YOU C*NTS AND ENJOY REAL LIFE FOR A BIT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffie Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Overhead on Friday morning from the tent next to mine after young chap's first visit to The Unfairground: "So we were wandering around, and we ended up in this really fuckin' weird place with giant babies' heads and shit all over the place. I've had fuckin' nightmares, man. I'm pretty sure it was real." Were you camped in Dairy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilduck Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Seen a guy sat at bottom of penards walk way dressed as Cookie Monster with out the head part, I passed 5 hours ago and he was still there playing a cheap £10 keyboard, I said have you been there all day, he goes " i want to but don't think this baby's guna last, do you know this number" then proceeded to press one key over and over We walked past him just as we had started on a pack of cookies, so my mate went over to give him one. He stared at it for a good 30 seconds before taking it, I think he had forgotten what he was dressed as. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Sunrise at the Glastonbury letters, a guy gets to the top of the hill near the letters who had lost all spacial awareness standing literally right next to a loved up couple sharing the Glastonbury sunrise proclaiming "IT'S FOOKIN' MASSIVE" in a fantastically northern accent as he turned around to look at the site. He was completely taken aback by it all. I think you'll find he said "fucking", it's southerners who saying "facking" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quark Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Were you camped in Dairy? Nope, Big Ground. But I have a feeling that the sentiment was being echoed by 18 year olds across the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidpresentable Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Thursday night walking back to camp (Dairy Ground): Campsite Attendant: "So do you know the name of the field you camped in?" Confused girl: "No." Campsite Attendant: "Oh." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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