Headliners 2015

[Slugworth]

That's my bet. This is too dull to result in an announcement.

I'm not going to get my hopes up any higher because if its anyone else i will be more disppointed than that time at Xmas when i wanted a bike but got scooter. That can't happen.

[WS_Jack_III]

Reading the 'Glastonbury lineup' search on twitter is even more fun than the forum.

[AdamWillingham]

I don't know why you're all going round in circles...

It is obvious the headliner is Mark Kozelek singing 'War on Drugs: Suck my Cock' on loop for 1hour 45minutes

[Woffy]

Not sure which is more boring - listening to Madonna not talking about anything relevant, looking at people talking about Madonna talking about anything relevant, or the England match.

Pelle's back on track so its not all bad news. Edited March 31, 2015 by Woffy

[The 38 year old virgin]

For fucks fucking fucks sake; fuck it - FUCK ALL.

The Purple Self-Fellating One it is.

This was a rumour going round when I was a nipper- he had a rib removed so he could suck his own cock? Anyone else hear this?

[WS_Jack_III]

This was a rumour going round when I was a nipper- he had a rib removed so he could suck his own cock? Anyone else hear this?

Marilyn Manson that isn't it?

[Avalon_Fields]

I know it's the wrong forum but when does the Campervan field open?

12 noon, and they tend to let you in early too, if you are very quick there's some brilliant spots overlooking the festival

[kaisherz]

The fact that you sat through that has amused me highly. Couldn't think of anything much worse. I really think you're barking up the wrong tree here. They knew Kanye wouldn't go down overly well, and whether or not you think Maradonas a legend or not, I don't think she'd be greatly received by the masses. Unless the majority is my sister. And a Glasto full of my sisters would not be fun....

And no, before anyone asks, no pictures.

[Tr234]

This was a rumour going round when I was a nipper- he had a rib removed so he could suck his own cock? Anyone else hear this?

Thought that was Marilyn Manson?

Edited March 31, 2015 by Tr234

[The 38 year old virgin]

Marilyn Manson that isn't it?

he wasn't about when I was a kid, I'm sure I was at school

[kaisherz]

I heard the P**** rumour too when I was younger haha.

[internetjef]

he wasn't about when I was a kid, I'm sure I was at school

i heard prince also

[The 38 year old virgin]

i heard prince also

I wonder if people 10 yrs older heard same thing about some 70's knicker slingee

[kaisherz]

This threads gone seriously downhill

Edited March 31, 2015 by kaisherz

[galeforcerob]

Andrew Stevenson ‏@Gandhistevenson 2m2 minutes ago

Emily Eavis is a stupid money grabbing whore #glastonbury

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[LisaNeedsBraces7]

I heard about both Prince and Marilyn Manson doing the same thing.

[Woffy]

I refer you all to Bill Hicks 'nearly broke my back' speech.

[JoeyT]

Should have got Phil Jones to interview madge cos he's got to be better at that than playing football

[Diva Sam]

Twitter quotes?

Efestivals is better than that.

[WS_Jack_III]

Andrew Stevenson ‏@Gandhistevenson 2m2 minutes ago

Emily Eavis is a stupid money grabbing whore #glastonbury

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seems a bit libellous

[swede]

This interview needs Brock Lesnar.

Suplex city bitch !

[Untz]

I heard about Marilyn Manson.

I also heard about Cher having some ribs removed to "make her slimmer", but I have my doubts...

[WS_Jack_III]

Twitter quotes?

Efestivals is better than that.

i meant it is more fun to see the mentalists break down.

[mb'satglasto]

Should have got Phil Jones to interview madge cos he's got to be better at that than playing football

Fabian Delph to headline the JP - he is the future,

[Woffy]

Andrew Stevenson ‏@Gandhistevenson 2m2 minutes ago

Emily Eavis is a stupid money grabbing whore #glastonbury

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Tit.