Headliners 2015

[Woffy]

HAHAHAHA NEARLY A DOUBLE ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thurlow84]

I have a bored mood right now.

As does everyone else listening to radio 2 or watchin the england match

[iPsy]

There is a guy on Twitter @IAmTheRobotMan who is convinced that Madonna will be confirmed before midday tomorrow...

[michael eavis' beard]

She has no idea what a double album is!

[Woffy]

Pr1nce innit...gotta be.

[Mardy]

Oh nooooooooooooo, i'm like Matt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“The creatures outside looked from Matt42 to Woffy, and from Woffy to Matt42, and from Matt42 to Woffy again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

[5co77ie]

Sod this....I'm going for a beer.....can someone sumarise when I get back

Have one for me

[Chazeboy]

Oh man this is dire

[kalifire]

Has to be P-man.

That's my bet. This is too dull to result in an announcement.

[Woffy]

She has no idea what a double album is!

"My record company were worried people wouldn't know which album to buy"!!!!!!!!!

Hahahaha!

[jpeee]

This interview needs Brock Lesnar.

[matt2007]

Beer. I need a dump

[Matt42]

The fact she seems to be dodging talking about her tour makes me think ... Nah.

[thurlow84]

That's my bet. This is too dull to result in an announcement.

Or too dull not to have something meaningful in and give it any build up

[Chazeboy]

Let me do this damn interview, it'll be what's your fave colour next

[Woffy]

“The creatures outside looked from Matt42 to Woffy, and from Woffy to Matt42, and from Matt42 to Woffy again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

If you know my love of your reference point (which I mentioned somewhere here earlier), that was fuckin' low Mardy!!!!

[GlastoEls]

This interview needs Brock Lesnar.

Everything needs more Brock Lesnar.

[JoeyT]

burnt my mouth eating my tea so i could get back to listening to this.

isn't worth the pain.

[michael eavis' beard]

"My record company were worried people wouldn't know which album to buy"!!!!!!!!!

Hahahaha!

You can't write this shit!

[wrongturn]

eeerm total BS

[justperfect]

Nothing

[kalifire]

That's it? That's fucking it?!

[Mardy]

If you know my love of your reference point (which I mentioned somewhere here earlier), that was fuckin' low Mardy!!!!

hahaha, no, I think I missed that. I'm sorry, man. Just seemed to fit.

[1waveydavey]

I still hope it is, but this is the worst lead-up to the headliner announcement of the world's biggest festival, if it is. Leads me to think it's not her. Which means..... purple?

Without going in to detail I have really good reason to believe she isn't playing, I have absolutely no idea who is but I'm sure she isn't.

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

I want my hour back