#FreeComTruise Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 That guy who camped with my group had 10 shits on the Thursday lmao. How does someone have that much poo stored in their bowels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre91 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 One of my friends ate a pot noodle on the first afternoon last year, and had three dumps that night. He hasn't eaten any noodles, pot or not, ever since Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenInchToenaiIs Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Read as poo noodle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justanothername Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 A few people in my group held it in but I don't as it just gets too uncomfortable (and I also need to take a poo everyday) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 How does someone have that much poo stored in their bowels No idea. We woke up on Thursday and he had a tin of cold beans and a Berocca for breakfast, and that was all he ate that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtourette Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 Read as poo noodle poodle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodlikeYeezus Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 I had a shit in a bag and forgot about the piss problem, safe to say my tent was flooded that weekend and I moved away from base Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenInchToenaiIs Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 I had a shit in a bag and forgot about the piss problem, safe to say my tent was flooded that weekend and I moved away from base Am I taking this correctly in that you used your tent as a toilet and eventually flooded it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodlikeYeezus Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 Yeah but I didn't have my sleeping bag or anything in tent luckily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud001 Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 So many people shitting in bags so casually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre91 Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 (edited) We came out of our tents one morning last year and in the night, someone had walked into the middle of our camp, torn an empty Fosters box open, taken a absolutely massive dump in it and positioned it right in the middle on top of our fire that had gone out. I laughed for ages Edited September 6, 2014 by Andre91 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtourette Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 So many people shitting in bags so casually If you're going to shit in a bag, casually is the way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanz25 Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 A friend who lives across the road, (didn't actually meet him at the festival) told me this year one of his friends didn't go the whole weekend. They then where taken to some hospital just outside of the festival grounds Sunday night/Monday morning for an overnight stay due to chronic constipation. Thought I'd share that beautiful story with you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giantwagon Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 Thanks Sean xo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtourette Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 That old 'friend of a friend' chestnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Your mate is lying. Not going for a weekend isn't chronic constipation and there's no way someone would be rushed to hospital for it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightning1000 Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Your mate is lying. Not going for a weekend isn't chronic constipation and there's no way someone would be rushed to hospital for it anyway. Unless he hadn't gone for about 5 days before, or even a few days if you take into account all the shit food and beer they probably consumed over the weekend. But yeah, the only shit in this story is bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanz25 Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Would have been all the shite food and beer they'd been consuming from what they said. But then again seeing as it appears you lot have given me the correct professional doctor's opinion on things they must be wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dentalplan Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Well for a start holding it in is voluntary and constipation isn't. You don't need to be a doctor to call bullshit on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wonderwhy Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 To be fair I imagine holding it in for long enough can lead to constipation, but yeah it would have to be more than a weekend... Maybe we should ask Will? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenInchToenaiIs Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I heard if you hold it in long enough it goes back up inside you to your heart and kills you dead. Heard this on Bo Selecta though tbf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavmeisterdeluxe Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 A guy I went to middle school with had a month off with chronic constipation. Those were the days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSilence Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 What even is middle school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Piggy Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I had constipation at school once and my arse bled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babyquack Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I had constipation at school once and my arse bled. That's why you should stay away from those Aubergines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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