2024 Stage Predictions

[fromthree]

If it ends up being anything close to the above then I would be ecstatic.

A Skepta > Sampha > J Hus Sunday run would feed families.

[Sorcha17]

Friday
Pyramid - Dave, The National, Wet Leg, James, Anne-Marie, Travis
Other - Jorja Smith, Bring Me The Horizon, DMA’s, Avril Lavigne, Keane, Busted(openers)
West Holts - Run The Jewels, Sister Sledge, Knucks, Bakar, Laura Mvula
Woodsies - Suede, Declan Mckenna, TBA(Little Simz), The Lathums, Cian Ducrot, Remi Wolf
Park - PJ Harvey, Denzel Curry, Orville Peck, Lankum, Snail Mail

Saturday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Doja Cat, New Order, Sigrid, The Wombats, Sam Ryder
Other - The Prodigy, Robyn, Bastille, Fredo, The Vaccines, Erasure
West Holts - Kano, Kamasi Washington, Paris Texas, The Compozers, Black Uhuru
Woodsies - Idles, Kim Petras, TBA(Kasabian), The Gaslight Anthem, Biig Piig
Park - Bombay Bicycle Club, London Grammar, Ashnikko, Genesis Owusu, Joey Valence & Brae

Sunday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Stereophonics, Two Door Cinema Club, Duran Duran, Arlo Parks, James Blunt
Other - Pulp, The Streets, Asake, Easy Life, Jessie Ware, Yard Act
West Holts - Jungle, Sampha, Jpegmafia x Danny Brown, Fatoumata Diawara, Yussef Dayes
Woodsies - Justice, Arrdee, Soft Play, Meekz, Muna
Park - Future Islands, Celeste, TBA(Jai Paul), Little Dragon, Hot Milk

[Skip997]

5 minutes ago, Sorcha17 said:

Saturday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Doja Cat, New Order, Sigrid, The Wombats, Sam Ryder
Other - The Prodigy, Robyn, Bastille, Fredo, The Vaccines, Erasure
West Holts - Kano, Kamasi Washington, Paris Texas, The Compozers, Black Uhuru
Woodsies - Idles, Kim Petras, TBA(Kasabian), The Gaslight Anthem, Biig Piig
Park - Bombay Bicycle Club, London Grammar, Ashnikko, Genesis Owusu, Joey Valence & Brae

Can't see New Order accepting a slot that low down and neither should they.

And Justice ain't playing Woodsies even as headliners.

Edited October 2, 2023 by Skip997

[northernangel]

1 hour ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Dave, The National, Wet Leg, James, Anne-Marie, Travis
Other - Jorja Smith, Bring Me The Horizon, DMA’s, Avril Lavigne, Keane, Busted(openers)
West Holts - Run The Jewels, Sister Sledge, Knucks, Bakar, Laura Mvula
Woodsies - Suede, Declan Mckenna, TBA(Little Simz), The Lathums, Cian Ducrot, Remi Wolf
Park - PJ Harvey, Denzel Curry, Orville Peck, Lankum, Snail Mail

Saturday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Doja Cat, New Order, Sigrid, The Wombats, Sam Ryder
Other - The Prodigy, Robyn, Bastille, Fredo, The Vaccines, Erasure
West Holts - Kano, Kamasi Washington, Paris Texas, The Compozers, Black Uhuru
Woodsies - Idles, Kim Petras, TBA(Kasabian), The Gaslight Anthem, Biig Piig
Park - Bombay Bicycle Club, London Grammar, Ashnikko, Genesis Owusu, Joey Valence & Brae

Sunday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Stereophonics, Two Door Cinema Club, Duran Duran, Arlo Parks, James Blunt
Other - Pulp, The Streets, Asake, Easy Life, Jessie Ware, Yard Act
West Holts - Jungle, Sampha, Jpegmafia x Danny Brown, Fatoumata Diawara, Yussef Dayes
Woodsies - Justice, Arrdee, Soft Play, Meekz, Muna
Park - Future Islands, Celeste, TBA(Jai Paul), Little Dragon, Hot Milk

It's a good dig but Pulp would be Pyramid and I could see New Order a bit lower as their momentum from the previous album isn't there. Pyramid slot to sweeten 

[Skip997]

9 minutes ago, northernangel said:

It's a good dig but Pulp would be Pyramid and I could see New Order a bit lower as their momentum from the previous album isn't there. Pyramid slot to sweeten 

If I were in New Order and wasn't offered either The Other Stage or WH headliner I'd tell GFL to "shove it".

[Muppetmark]

25 minutes ago, Skip997 said:

If I were in New Order and wasn't offered either The Other Stage or WH headliner I'd tell GFL to "shove it".

Why? 3rd pyramid is as big a slot. They had to curtain off sections of the o2 on friday. 3rd pyramid feels right. 

[northernangel]

2 hours ago, Skip997 said:

If I were in New Order and wasn't offered either The Other Stage or WH headliner I'd tell GFL to "shove it".

So you're saying if you were New Order and not offered either of those you'd say shove it?....WH headliner size is equivalent to Other sub. Other sub is 3rd down Pyramid so they are being given the option of a still big slot on the Pyramid with less crossover of the sub and headline bands.

[JRhys29]

16 hours ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Dave, The National, Wet Leg, James, Anne-Marie, Travis
Other - Jorja Smith, Bring Me The Horizon, DMA’s, Avril Lavigne, Keane, Busted(openers)
West Holts - Run The Jewels, Sister Sledge, Knucks, Bakar, Laura Mvula
Woodsies - Suede, Declan Mckenna, TBA(Little Simz), The Lathums, Cian Ducrot, Remi Wolf
Park - PJ Harvey, Denzel Curry, Orville Peck, Lankum, Snail Mail

Saturday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Doja Cat, New Order, Sigrid, The Wombats, Sam Ryder
Other - The Prodigy, Robyn, Bastille, Fredo, The Vaccines, Erasure
West Holts - Kano, Kamasi Washington, Paris Texas, The Compozers, Black Uhuru
Woodsies - Idles, Kim Petras, TBA(Kasabian), The Gaslight Anthem, Biig Piig
Park - Bombay Bicycle Club, London Grammar, Ashnikko, Genesis Owusu, Joey Valence & Brae

Sunday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Stereophonics, Two Door Cinema Club, Duran Duran, Arlo Parks, James Blunt
Other - Pulp, The Streets, Asake, Easy Life, Jessie Ware, Yard Act
West Holts - Jungle, Sampha, Jpegmafia x Danny Brown, Fatoumata Diawara, Yussef Dayes
Woodsies - Justice, Arrdee, Soft Play, Meekz, Muna
Park - Future Islands, Celeste, TBA(Jai Paul), Little Dragon, Hot Milk

Friday headliners feel a bit too hip-hop / RnB leaning - maybe swap Jorja for Prodigy on Saturday?

[Guest]

I reckon we could see Asake getting a big slot on the Other Stage, similar to Burna Boy and Wizkid from the past few years.

[stanh]

On 10/2/2023 at 4:10 PM, Sorcha17 said:

Friday: Busted -> Keane/Anne-Marie -> Bakar -> Knucks -> Sister Sledge -> Dave/Jorja Smith

Saturday: The Wombats -> Fredo -> Bastille -> Doja Cat -> Coldplay

Sunday: Yard Act -> Arlo Parks -> Duran Duran -> Jai Paul/Asake/Two Door Cinema Club -> The Streets -> Dua Lipa/Pulp/Jungle/Justice

That Sunday night headline clash is BRUTAL!!!

[Monty Pythagoras]

On 10/2/2023 at 4:10 PM, Sorcha17 said:

Sunday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Stereophonics, Two Door Cinema Club, Duran Duran, Arlo Parks, James Blunt
Other - Pulp, The Streets, Asake, Easy Life, Jessie Ware, Yard Act
West Holts - Jungle, Sampha, Jpegmafia x Danny Brown, Fatoumata Diawara, Yussef Dayes
Woodsies - Justice, Arrdee, Soft Play, Meekz, Muna
Park - Future Islands, Celeste, TBA(Jai Paul), Little Dragon, Hot Milk

Those Sunday headliner clashes are a killer

[adequate8]

On 10/10/2023 at 4:50 AM, Monty Pythagoras said:

Those Sunday headliner clashes are a killer

Jungle turned down other sub this year, it’ll be other headline or not at all I think 

Edited October 12, 2023 by adequate8

[gfa]

2 hours ago, adequate8 said:

Jungle turner down other sun this year, it’ll be other headline or not at all I think 

Which slot on other though

WH headline is very fair for them tbh, got a bit big for their boots with that poorly sold APE headline slot i think lol

[Euphoricape]

I still can't help thinking Foos will headline, after dave Grohl said 'see u next year' at the end of this year's Churnups set.

[stanh]

Thoughts? Weak, strong, unrealistic..?

Fri-

Py: Dave / Sam Smith / Aerosmith / Bombay Bicycle Club / Sugababes

OS: The Prodigy / Jungle / Mabel / Ice Spice / Keane

WH: FKA Twigs / Sampha / Confidence Man / Tems / MUNA

Wo: IDLES / Nova Twins / TBA (Rex Orange County) / Mimi Webb / K-Trap

Pa: PJ Harvey / Angel Olsen / Knucks / Jules Paymer / Halina Rice

Sat-

Py: Coldplay / Doja Cat / Wet Leg / Anne-Marie / Declan McKenna

OS: Jorja Smith / The Streets / Bastille / Olivia Dean / The Last Dinner Party

WH: Justice / Overmono (Live) / Sister Sledge / Griff / WILLOW

Wo: AJ Tracey / PVRIS / Bleachers / Koffee / The Lathums

Pa: KAYTRANADA / Denzel Curry / 100 Gecs / Georgia / flowerovlove

Sun-

Py: Dua Lipa / Pulp / J Hus / Stevie Nicks / Arlo Parks

OS: Bring Me The Horizon / Charli XCX / Asake / Courtney Barnett / Alfie Templeman

WH: Chase & Status (Live) / Patti Smith / Mitski / Romy / Fat Dog

Wo: Robyn / Lizzy McAlpine / Ashnikko / TBA (Tame Impala) / Lancey Foux

Pa: King Krule / Jon Hopkins / Holly Humberstone / Bakar / Picture Parlour

[gfa]

1 hour ago, stanh said:

Thoughts? Weak, strong, unrealistic..?

Fri-

Py: Dave / Sam Smith / Aerosmith / Bombay Bicycle Club / Sugababes

OS: The Prodigy / Jungle / Mabel / Ice Spice / Keane

WH: FKA Twigs / Sampha / Confidence Man / Tems / MUNA

Wo: IDLES / Nova Twins / TBA (Rex Orange County) / Mimi Webb / K-Trap

Pa: PJ Harvey / Angel Olsen / Knucks / Jules Paymer / Halina Rice

Sat-

Py: Coldplay / Doja Cat / Wet Leg / Anne-Marie / Declan McKenna

OS: Jorja Smith / The Streets / Bastille / Olivia Dean / The Last Dinner Party

WH: Justice / Overmono (Live) / Sister Sledge / Griff / WILLOW

Wo: AJ Tracey / PVRIS / Bleachers / Koffee / The Lathums

Pa: KAYTRANADA / Denzel Curry / 100 Gecs / Georgia / flowerovlove

Sun-

Py: Dua Lipa / Pulp / J Hus / Stevie Nicks / Arlo Parks

OS: Bring Me The Horizon / Charli XCX / Asake / Courtney Barnett / Alfie Templeman

WH: Chase & Status (Live) / Patti Smith / Mitski / Romy / Fat Dog

Wo: Robyn / Lizzy McAlpine / Ashnikko / TBA (Tame Impala) / Lancey Foux

Pa: King Krule / Jon Hopkins / Holly Humberstone / Bakar / Picture Parlour

 

[henry bear]

I think the Aerosmith dream is over. Tyler f**ked up his pipes on the 3rd date of the USA tour (I was there!), and initially they postponed and rearranged the gigs for the next 4 weeks, but now the whole tour has been indefinitely postponed.
Looking on an Aerosmith forum, the general feeling is that may be that for the band, or if they do manage to honour the rest of the US tour, overseas dates are unlikely. I really hope not though, I’d love to catch them again

[Drinky]

Similar to what I’ve heard, Steven is basically done and if they’re even able to fulfill their US obligations, they won’t be taking on any more

[TorontoScot]

6 hours ago, Euphoricape said:

I still can't help thinking Foos will headline, after dave Grohl said 'see u next year' at the end of this year's Churnups set.

Hope not! But their tour dates for 2024 would suggest they are in the running

[thewomble]

15 hours ago, Euphoricape said:

I still can't help thinking Foos will headline, after dave Grohl said 'see u next year' at the end of this year's Churnups set.

Foos would absolutely smash a headline set

 

13 hours ago, stanh said:

Thoughts? Weak, strong, unrealistic..?

Fri-

Py: Dave / Sam Smith / Aerosmith / Bombay Bicycle Club / Sugababes

OS: The Prodigy / Jungle / Mabel / Ice Spice / Keane

WH: FKA Twigs / Sampha / Confidence Man / Tems / MUNA

Wo: IDLES / Nova Twins / TBA (Rex Orange County) / Mimi Webb / K-Trap

Pa: PJ Harvey / Angel Olsen / Knucks / Jules Paymer / Halina Rice

Sat-

Py: Coldplay / Doja Cat / Wet Leg / Anne-Marie / Declan McKenna

OS: Jorja Smith / The Streets / Bastille / Olivia Dean / The Last Dinner Party

WH: Justice / Overmono (Live) / Sister Sledge / Griff / WILLOW

Wo: AJ Tracey / PVRIS / Bleachers / Koffee / The Lathums

Pa: KAYTRANADA / Denzel Curry / 100 Gecs / Georgia / flowerovlove

Sun-

Py: Dua Lipa / Pulp / J Hus / Stevie Nicks / Arlo Parks

OS: Bring Me The Horizon / Charli XCX / Asake / Courtney Barnett / Alfie Templeman

WH: Chase & Status (Live) / Patti Smith / Mitski / Romy / Fat Dog

Wo: Robyn / Lizzy McAlpine / Ashnikko / TBA (Tame Impala) / Lancey Foux

Pa: King Krule / Jon Hopkins / Holly Humberstone / Bakar / Picture Parlour

Not sure how realistic it is but apart from the 3 pyramid headliners something like this would do me nicely

[Justcalledtosay]

14 hours ago, stanh said:

Thoughts? Weak, strong, unrealistic..?

Fri-

Py: Dave / Sam Smith / Aerosmith / Bombay Bicycle Club / Sugababes

OS: The Prodigy / Jungle / Mabel / Ice Spice / Keane

WH: FKA Twigs / Sampha / Confidence Man / Tems / MUNA

Wo: IDLES / Nova Twins / TBA (Rex Orange County) / Mimi Webb / K-Trap

Pa: PJ Harvey / Angel Olsen / Knucks / Jules Paymer / Halina Rice

Sat-

Py: Coldplay / Doja Cat / Wet Leg / Anne-Marie / Declan McKenna

OS: Jorja Smith / The Streets / Bastille / Olivia Dean / The Last Dinner Party

WH: Justice / Overmono (Live) / Sister Sledge / Griff / WILLOW

Wo: AJ Tracey / PVRIS / Bleachers / Koffee / The Lathums

Pa: KAYTRANADA / Denzel Curry / 100 Gecs / Georgia / flowerovlove

Sun-

Py: Dua Lipa / Pulp / J Hus / Stevie Nicks / Arlo Parks

OS: Bring Me The Horizon / Charli XCX / Asake / Courtney Barnett / Alfie Templeman

WH: Chase & Status (Live) / Patti Smith / Mitski / Romy / Fat Dog

Wo: Robyn / Lizzy McAlpine / Ashnikko / TBA (Tame Impala) / Lancey Foux

Pa: King Krule / Jon Hopkins / Holly Humberstone / Bakar / Picture Parlour

That line up would be one the ages..

[gfa]

56 minutes ago, Drinky said:

Obviously this isn't happening, but as a thought exercise, if they were evergoing to do a one-off for a festival... you could imagine them working with Joe Rush and Mutoid Waste to leverage their long and rich history of building massive fire-shooting industrial installations to put in some unique and cool stuff around the Other Stage field to create a bespoke Glastonbury-flavoured Rammstein experience...

Rammstein Arcadia set

[adequate8]

On 10/11/2023 at 10:15 AM, gfa said:

Which slot on other though

WH headline is very fair for them tbh, got a bit big for their boots with that poorly sold APE headline slot i think lol

guessing the Central Cee slot, or the slot Fred Again ended up with.

[Ayrshire Chris]

On 10/11/2023 at 4:18 PM, Euphoricape said:

I still can't help thinking Foos will headline, after dave Grohl said 'see u next year' at the end of this year's Churnups set.

I think the see you next year was about the summer tour they are doing, though odds on he will pop up guesting/gate crashing someone! 

[Sorcha17]

Friday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Pulp, Bring Me The Horizon, Avril Lavigne, James, Travis   
Other - The Prodigy, Charli XCX, Blossoms, Jessie Ware, Cast, Feeder(openers)
West Holts - FKA Twigs, Michael Kiwanuka, Femi Kuti, Tems, Orchestra Baobab
Woodsies - AJ Tracey, Kim Petras, TBA(Pendulum), The Lathums, Meeks, Alfie Templeman
Park - Kaytranada, Celeste, 100 gecs, Orville Peck, clipping.

Saturday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Sam Smith, Wet Leg, Sigrid, The Wombats, Sam Ryder
Other - Doja Cat, The Streets, DMA’s, Asake, CMAT, Keane
West Holts - Jungle, Sister Sledge, Knucks, Yussef Dayes, Ajamu
Woodsies - Robyn, The Vaccines, TBA(Tame Impala), Ashnikko, Mimi Webb
Park -  Enter Shikari, Ezra Collective, Genesis Owusu, Lankum, Snail Mail

Sunday
Pyramid - Madonna, Jorja Smith, Two Door Cinema Club, Stevie Nicks, Paloma Faith, Sugababes
Other - The National, Snow Patrol, Bastille, Mabel, Fredo, Yard Act
West Holts - Chase and Status, Sampha, Steel Pulse, Laura Mvula, Squid
Woodsies - Fontaines D.C., Arrdee, girl in red, Soft Play, Hot Milk
Park - PJ Harvey, Bombay Bicycle Club, Laura Marling, Romy, Kamala