Who Am I?

[stuartbert two hats]

12 minutes ago, Gilgamesh69 said:

Both your Rolf Harris post and the new account were made on 07/05/17. Plus you have a link to another site where your username is chrisp. Plus your birthday is in 1986.

 

Im an ace detective, so this was easy. I need a bigger challenge...

Elementary dear Watson!

[eFestivals]

2 hours ago, eFestivals said:

Mmmmm, bacon. 

(bet you hate that :P) 

 

1 hour ago, Gilgamesh69 said:

Hi @Chrisp1986!

 

What do I win?

😛 

[blutarsky]

2 hours ago, stuartbert two hats said:

You could get downvoted 1000 votes just for saying you're English, those days.

You are Stewart Lee and I claim my £5

[dentalplan]

4 hours ago, Vth_Fish said:

ALL I said was that Rolf could open the Other stage as he was due out of prison in a month.

 

4 hours ago, Vth_Fish said:

Who am I?!

A twat?

 

[henry bear]

Why would you create a new account just because you got some downvotes? 

[Homer]

 

[Homer]

14 hours ago, blutarsky said:

You are Stewart Lee and I claim my £5

Jabba the Hutt has let himself go. Etc

[Homer]

14 hours ago, blutarsky said:

You are Stewart Lee and I claim my £5

Father Christmas has let himself go. Etc. Etc.

[dentalplan]

1 hour ago, henry bear said:

Why would you create a new account just because you got some downvotes? 

I think this whole "it was me all along" reveal mattered a lot more to OP than it did to anyone else.

[henry bear]

1 hour ago, dentalplan said:

I think this whole "it was me all along" reveal mattered a lot more to OP than it did to anyone else.

Quite 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

On 2/14/2021 at 6:41 PM, Gilgamesh69 said:

 

Im an ace detective, so this was easy. I need a bigger challenge...

Who am I in 'real' life?

[OG]

1 minute ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Who am I in 'real' life?

Neil or the second coming of russycarps! which I assume are both the same person

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Who am I in 'real' life?

ie. My full name. Not just that I'm a pisshead / junkie / Brummie / bell end / etc

[Gilgamesh69]

4 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Who am I in 'real' life?

Is there a prize?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Just now, OG said:

Neil or the second coming of russycarps! which I assume are both the same person

I have four names. Three of them official, and one from a too long a dalliance with Christianity. let me help with the quest, somewhat. Your answer 'Neil' is tantilingly close to my surname.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 minute ago, Gilgamesh69 said:

Is there a prize?

Yes - there are three, in fact. They are these;

 

Believe me, I will buy you them if you find the answer out. However, I would warn you not to waste your limited time on this planet trying. That said, it would be fair to say that, over time, on this site a person could actually nail my identity. 

 

[Gilgamesh69]

5 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Yes - there are three, in fact. They are these;

 

Believe me, I will buy you them if you find the answer out. However, I would warn you not to waste your limited time on this planet trying. That said, it would be fair to say that, over time, on this site a person could actually nail my identity. 

 

I'm a bit busy this month with applying for university, but throw in one of these jackets too and I might give it a try eventually...

 

 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, Gilgamesh69 said:

I'm a bit busy this month with applying for university, but throw in one of these jackets too and I might give it a try eventually...

 

 

 

Consider it done.

Actually, please don't waste valuable educational progress time on this, even if that is the snazziest coat you've ever seen. 🙂

 

[Northern Soul]

5 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Yes - there are three, in fact. They are these;

 

Believe me, I will buy you them if you find the answer out. However, I would warn you not to waste your limited time on this planet trying. That said, it would be fair to say that, over time, on this site a person could actually nail my identity. 

 

*Remains silent* - Though I would look rather dapper sporting the above

[Gilgamesh69]

10 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

 

Consider it done.

Actually, please don't waste valuable educational progress time on this, even if that is the snazziest coat you've ever seen. 🙂

 

But you can wear a cool hat and coat... you can't wear a degree 

[Homer]

I think this might be an opportunity for me to shoehorn the name 'Jens Wildman' into the conversation, as I like to do as often as possible for no apparent reason.

[19liam75]

thought this thread was going to be about the new Pale Waves album 😅

[Gilgamesh69]

10 minutes ago, 19liam75 said:

thought this thread was going to be about the new Pale Waves album 😅

Our goth queen, Siouxsie Sioux Deux 🖤

[Homer]

 

[waltere]

12 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Your answer 'Neil' is tantilingly close to my surname.

Based off that, and the fact you've mentioned having Irish heritage, I'm gonna guess your surname is O'Neill.

Anything further would be a complete stab in the dark 😄