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I don’t believe I’m one of the aforementioned ladies but if I may, I have a scale I developed that may be of interest in deciding whether you should pursue them? THE [REDACTED] SCALE: 10- physical perfection so impossible by definition 9- highest mark possible. Very few in the world. Margot Robbie is one example ( in wolf of Wall Street particularly) 8- literally the best looking birds you will see in real life walking around. As I said you won't see that many. Maybe a few in a day walking round Chichester for 24 hours 7- this is as I have already said a very very good mark and means the bird is fit and a head turner. But you see more of them than the 8's. 6- very decent Mark. If you got 60% in an exam you would be pretty chuffed yes?!...think of it that way. 5- this is the average score. The bang average for a bird. So they are not hideous and they are not really that fit. Probably your bread and butter on a night out. 4- starting to get ropey here. On an evening out you would probably consider planting one up them with a few lagers down ya. I have smashed a few 4's in my time. We all have. 3- this is ropey. Either fat, or ugly. Not both. 2- fat and ugly. A f**king disgrace that you would be well embarrassed about. 1- absolutely rancid and the worst mark at all possible. I have rarely seen anyone pull a 1/10 genuinely apart from one of my mates Faz who pulled a r*****, another mate who pulled a dwarf and another mate who pulled an ugly bird so fat he 'could not get his arms round her' and 'something came off her nipple in his mouth' when he was sucking her tits' 0- physically impossible.
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