Secret resales 2015

[andyb66]

Anyway... did someone mention a secret sale happening??

[Dibnah10893]

1 minute ago, andyb66 said:

Anyway... did someone mention a secret sale happening??

Really not believing today, but going to hang in there till Wednesday 

[Shangri_Lard]

4 minutes ago, markian said:

Manchester branch of the persistent desperation club seeing it through to the bitter end.

Also part of the Manchester Branch.

If all else fails can we camp in Heaton Park for 5 nights drinking continuously and forego bathing?

I might even hire a long drop for authenticity.

[scorp]

Just now, Magoothatswho said:

Also part of the Manchester Branch.

If all else fails can we camp in Heaton Park for 5 nights drinking continuously and forego bathing?

I might even hire a long drop for authenticity.

 

Or go the the big campsite that's close to glasto town and see the fest, what you can of it, from the top of the tor.  

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

1 minute ago, andyb66 said:

Anyway... did someone mention a secret sale happening??

Yeah, I bought tickets on your credit card...

[Dibnah10893]

2 minutes ago, scorp said:

 

Or go the the big campsite that's close to glasto town and see the fest, what you can of it, from the top of the tor.  

That would be hell, so near but yet so far!

[scorp]

1 minute ago, Dibnah10893 said:

That would be hell, so near but yet so far!

 

Or get very close via one of the regular buses from town.

 

[andyb66]

1 minute ago, SPTFRE said:

Yeah, I bought tickets on your credit card...

oh.... surprised you managed to get that through after the abuse my mrs has given it!

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Just now, andyb66 said:

oh.... surprised you managed to get that through after the abuse my mrs has given it!

I managed to rinse four ticket's worth out of it. Oh, and if your statement says 1 x Fleshlight, that wasn't me...

[Hutchmaster]

13 minutes ago, andyb66 said:

To lighten the mood.....

My current/first wife has just text me to confess to the fact she had her credit card stolen 3 weeks ago!  3 bloody weeks!

Im reluctant to report it as the bloke who stole it is spending less than she does!

 

Im here all week!!!

Bollocks forgot to tell you she left it on my bedside table, PM me your address and I'll send it your way!

[andyb66]

2 minutes ago, SPTFRE said:

I managed to rinse four ticket's worth out of it. Oh, and if your statement says 1 x Fleshlight, that wasn't me...

I've just seen the statement. Who the hell are lubes.com ????

[andyb66]

3 minutes ago, Johnkhutch said:

Bollocks forgot to tell you she left it on my bedside table, PM me your address and I'll send it your way!

Oh yeah. She did say she had a chipolata for dinner....

[CatMitt]

I knob a good love joke

[Chavvy Cheek]

Representing the Warrington branch of the PDC for over 3 weeks. Waking hourly and here til the death!

[Ted Dansons Wig]

And we end another fun packed week with knob jokes.

Alls well in the madhouse

[Shiftyp9]

Liverpool branch... still here and waiting

[punkrawkjoe]

Los Angeles branch here, still reporting for duty daily at 1 a.m. PST/9 a.m. GMT. Not giving up until flights get unreasonable. And even then, no guarantees... Call us crazy, but mama, we're all crazy now.

[Shangri_Lard]

1 minute ago, punkrawkjoe said:

Los Angeles branch here, still reporting for duty daily at 1 a.m. PST/9 a.m. GMT. Not giving up until flights get unreasonable. And even then, no guarantees... Call us crazy, but mama, we're all crazy now.

You should try Burning Man if these secret, secret, so-secret-they-are-beyond-secret, resales dont happen!

[punkrawkjoe]

1 minute ago, Magoothatswho said:

You should try Burning Man if these secret, secret, so-secret-they-are-beyond-secret, resales dont happen!

Since we failed in the resale, my wife @dixietheduck has been pushing for that as Plan B. It's no Glasto, but it looks like the next best thing.

[marigold83]

1 hour ago, SPTFRE said:

You probably can't get access to the actual farm now but has anyone considered driving up to Michael's front door and asking?

Yeah tried that 2/3 weeks ago when pyramid getting topped ,my mates boy even got photo with Michael , and asked him? Cuteness didn't work unfortunately 

[marigold83]

Shudda just played hide n seek till festival started tho 

[Shangri_Lard]

16 minutes ago, punkrawkjoe said:

Since we failed in the resale, my wife @dixietheduck has been pushing for that as Plan B. It's no Glasto, but it looks like the next best thing.

It's very different from Glasto... I was there in '14 (as well as Glasto that summer... what a year!). I could live with missing Glasto if I knew I had Black Rock City to fall back on.

This year I fear I may have neither!

Keep the faith

[Redwinevino]

26 minutes ago, punkrawkjoe said:

Since we failed in the resale, my wife @dixietheduck has been pushing for that as Plan B. It's no Glasto, but it looks like the next best thing.

If you can - Roskilde is the next best thing

[Charcolate]

Plymouth branch still very much waiting for alerts. Faith pretty much lost but I can't quite accept it just yet. I would have 1000x more fun if my partner were there with me. He's a great festival buddy. Someone just give me a fucking ticket for him. PLEEAASSSEEEE

[Kris1980]

21 minutes ago, Charcolate said:

Plymouth branch still very much waiting for alerts. Faith pretty much lost but I can't quite accept it just yet. I would have 1000x more fun if my partner were there with me. He's a great festival buddy. Someone just give me a fucking ticket for him. PLEEAASSSEEEE

I've got it the other way around!!! He's got a ticket and I haven't  Still hoping for a miracle.