Weather thread 2015

[tjfish]

Let me know when I can start burning a loved one at the stake to shift the odds in our favour...

 I got that reference.

 

[jeffie]

We're fucked.

We are indeed royally fucked.

[stopwn1981]

We're fucked.

It's a nailed on cert!

[Mardy]

We're fucked.

Fucked, shafted, buggered, bollocksed, and screwed.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Christ the mood in this thread goes up and down faster than a rabbits arse during mating season.

The mood is shifting between:

and

depending on whether or not you're Ron Swanson.

[poison69]

My mates friends brother says the weather is broken and will not be appearing at Glastonbury Festival this year!

 

I very much doubt they will be able to find a suitable replacement at this late stage...

[jeffie]

[cokebabies92]

How fucked?

[Guest]

It has been dull til about 5 ish. Quite a nice night now

I did not finish work till 7. Work in a clean room in Chadderton so not seen what it has been like most of the day.

Does not look too clever now but st least washing is drying.

[Cheesey]

In Staniel's defense, the weather did improve.

 

Just before he was hacked to pieces.

[stuartbert two hats]

https://youtu.be/UgA0wI1hjOk

I prefer the third series.

[stuartbert two hats]

Just before he was hacked to pieces.

We didn't see that.

[JoeyT]

How fucked?

07

[SirDaniel]

Just before he was hacked to pieces.

Oh, my sweet summer child...

[Lubic]

Look. I have a load of noobs coming this year. I need decent weather so they enjoy it to the max and want to return. Otherwise I may not have anyone to come back with in future years. So...

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT WEATHER GODS. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP.

Thank you.

[stopwn1981]

https://forum.netweather.tv/blog/189/entry-4894-glastonbury-festival-2015-24-to-28-june-forecast-no-8/

Here it is...

[Schaferhunden]

Greetings from Norway! Yr.no is now going for a more or less dry festival until sunday with highs of 22C on Thursday. 
S T I C K ! 
 

http://www.yr.no/place/United_Kingdom/England/Pilton~7292387/long.html

[The Nal]

Fucked, shafted, buggered, bollocksed, and screwed.

Sodomised. No lube. Andy Dufresne style. Bogs is dictating the weather patterns this year.

"Now, I'm gonna open my fly and you're gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow."

[stopwn1981]

https://forum.netweather.tv/blog/189/entry-4894-glastonbury-festival-2015-24-to-28-june-forecast-no-8/

Here it is...

Sweet Jesus and Mary Chain - we're absolutely fucked!!!

[zero000]

https://forum.netweather.tv/blog/189/entry-4894-glastonbury-festival-2015-24-to-28-june-forecast-no-8/

Here it is...

7.0 on the scale. It's not looking good.

[st dan]

Up to a 7 guys .. Time to officially panic I think!!!

[Stretlow]

Greetings from Norway! Yr.no is now going for a more or less dry festival until sunday with highs of 22C on Thursday. 

S T I C K ! 

 

http://www.yr.no/place/United_Kingdom/England/Pilton~7292387/long.html

 

Dipping your head in the sand isn't going to save you pal

[Larry_86]

Been reading this thread for years but never posted. Will finally pipe up and say something. One thing I can guarantee is rain went to my first Glastonbury in 08 and the only one I have missed since is 2010 (the scorcher year) i went to reading instead and guess what happened there, it pissed it down. I was hoping this may finally be the year when I get to experience a dry festival but it seems that my run of wet festival will extend to 7.

Another thing to add though is that I was in Poland at the weekend and heavy thunderstorms were predicted for two of the three days I was there on the day I left. There wasn't a cloud in the sky all weekend let alone a thunderstorm and it was also much hotter than predicted. I actually thought this would be too much at glasto but I take that back looking at current forecasts.

[jeffie]

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT WEATHER GODS. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP.

Thank you.

What are you doing in here?

[Lubic]

What are you doing in here?

Going mad it seems