The Glastonbury Yearly Timeline.... (it seems to me)

[guypjfreak]

Mid september: TDay is officially announced. People are moaning it's not free.

Beginning of october: TDay, people joyous, people are moaning that it's a scam and seetickets are w*nk.

November: The odd act that no one has heard of, but sound amazing are announced. People are moaning they have not heard of them and that the festival is "ages away".

December: The 6 month countdown. It's cold, and the furthest point between festivals. People are moaning about Christmas.

January: A brief spell of happiness as a new year takes hold, but the odd moan about the cold.

Feb: The usual moans - "why don't we know anything?!"

March: The odd act we have heard of has filtered through and at the end of the month an "announcement". People moan the announcement is crap.

April: Pay off balance! The real countdown is on. People are moaning at headliners.

May: The rest of the line up is released. Resale, People moaning they missed out. Seetickets are still w*nk.

June: Start: People are moaning about the weather. It's raining, it's too hot. End of June: HAPPPPINESSSS

July: Comedown central means people are moaning, "it's not what it used to be", "everyone there was a twat", "the food is too expensive",

August: It's ages til the festival - the moaners are not around?!

ha ha ha ha ha great stuff

[Swine_Glasto2014]

Very good!

[FuzzyDunlop]

I'm referring to this post now as this was how I saw last year. It is late January, so a mixture of these 2....

January: A brief spell of happiness as a new year takes hold, but the odd moan about the cold.

Feb: The usual moans - "why don't we know anything?!"

We are still on track!

Edited January 22, 2015 by FuzzyDunlop

[gmb1992]

It's too cold and I want to know who's playing!!!

[whisty]

January, if you got spare ££, get the camping bits you really need before prices peak. Oh and don't forget efestivals camping shop.

[ian the worm]

January for me = job role confirmation.

[donthaveacoolname]

What about the

August: it's very quiet in here, where's everyone it wasn't like this in other years moan

[Bisque]

Don't forget the rush of newbies who join efests toask the same old questions after securing a ticket in May to never return again.

Edited January 22, 2015 by Couchy

[Woffy]

Wait 'til the Weather Thread v NFRNFC strops kick in around May...

[Derby_Dave]

Don't forget the rush of newbies who join efests toask the same old questions after securing a ticket in May to never return again.

Surely that is one of the things this site is for? Newbies are human beings also you know.

[stuartbert two hats]

Surely that is one of the things this site is for? Newbies are human beings also you know.

You and your damn empathy!

[LondonTom]

Surely that is one of the things this site is for? Newbies are human beings also you know.

Depends if they are "Newbies" to the board or n00bs. n00bs just repeat questions, that they can find with a simple search of the forum, complain that somone the act they really want isn't on the lineup/ in a big enough slot or at their very worse, complain about the advice given because its not what they want to hear.

Newbies join in and become part of our little harmonious web community

[UEF]

To be fair, everyone there last year WAS a twat. It had the atmosphere of Magaluf

[jeffie]

Agree, bloody rubbish it was.