UEF

Must've been 2010, that was fucking brutal

I remember getting up in the wee hours for another go to see if the site was any quieter (it wasn't). Fun times.

Even then, that supposes everyone tries once (or an equal number of times) Try more often = increases your chances Try for longer (hours rather than minutes) = increase your chances Have a group trying for you = increase your chances Be willing to use the resale = increase your chances Add all 4 together and your likelihood of going approaches 99%

Indeed. You have to sit down and assert your dominance, I find.

You looking at my sofa, m8?

Similar drop-off in numbers from our group too, but I had put that down to people stopping wanting to go to festivals and inexplicably having children instead

Such a ban would be ignored

Stop reading the Daily Mail then

Coachella is like a little preview of how 'basic' Glastonbury is becoming

Watched it at the festival last year, it was surprisingly good

All the songs sound the same

Car park tickets now £100

Never saw the attraction in paying an extra grand to have 5 people farting in your face for a week but your milage may vary

Sitting in front of the TV on a camping chair, pausing occasionally to piss in a bottle. And queueing for 10 hours to enter or leave my house

After years of joy and frustration, I do like the fact that the system lets tickets trickle out, so much so that you can affect your own luck by simply retrying (and I don't mean twice, like, lots). And the time honoured method of having a lot of friends trying for you. Play the numbers game! All who truly want a ticket always go.