Headliners 2015

[jobleakley1]

The Hives would be excellent

[SloopJohnB]

Or Hozier.

Or Chvrches

[Badlands]

You're going to go to Shangri-Hell.

Isn't Couchy the filthy one on here? And he's religious?? Christ Couchy, you are going to hell!!

[Zero_Newnab]

I hope Chvrches are there. "Get Away", what a tune.

[Guest]

Isn't Couchy the filthy one on here? And he's religious?? Christ Couchy, you are going to hell!!

I'm imagining him in the confession booth, atoning for fringe spaffing.

[Woffy]

Isn't Couchy the filthy one on here? And he's religious?? Christ Couchy, you are going to hell!!

Badlands, Google 'Catholicism + Sexual Perverts' for clarification.

[Woffy]

I'm imagining him in the confession booth, atoning for fringe spaffing.

Imagine him in the confession booth atoning for cracking one out in the confession booth whilst imagining TSwift in the other side of the confession booth.

Or lets just hope he's at a boring wedding or christening.

[Icewulf]

I hope Chvrches are there. "Get Away", what a tune.

They played last year didn't they.

Not sure that puts them out of the picture, I know they're recording a new album at the moment.

Edited April 3, 2015 by Icewulf

[Guest]

Matt42 is my own personal Jesus.

It must be a sign. Reach out and touch faith.

[WS_Jack_III]

Ah beat me to it

[Guest]

Imagine him in the confession booth atoning for cracking one out in the confession booth whilst imagining TSwift in the other side of the confession booth.

Or lets just hope he's at a boring wedding or christening.

Would they let you get married or christened on a Christian ceremony day? I feel they might have bigger stuff going on, like you'd tell them you want that day and they go "Oh, yeah, of course we'll marry/christen you on Good Friday, obviously there's the crucifixion of our Lord and savior and that, but you're so much more important..." all sarcastically and then walk away swishing their vicar robes in diva style.

[Woffy]

Would they let you get married or christened on a Christian ceremony day? I feel they might have bigger stuff going on, like you'd tell them you want that day and they go "Oh, yeah, of course we'll marry/christen you on Good Friday, obviously there's the crucifixion of our Lord and savior and that, but you're so much more important..." all sarcastically and then walk away swishing their vicar robes in diva style.

Well...since you put it like THAT!!!

If I had robes I'd be swishing them at every given opportunity.

[Woffy]

People get married in church on Christmas day.

Santa isn't Christian.

[Perks]

Just catching on this thread. It's not helping my hangover. Although it is amusing. Poor buggers last night at 10. Shame as it sounded like good info.

Anyway...as you were

[Badlands]

I know a religious fella at work who reckons his service is for 5 hours.

FIVE HOURS!!

Fuck that, I'll take the eternal damnation if you don't mind.

[Woffy]

I know a religious fella at work who reckons his service is for 5 hours.

FIVE HOURS!!

Fuck that, I'll take the eternal damnation if you don't mind.

God, that's AGES...

...I'd say to God.

[Perks]

I know a religious fella at work who reckons his service is for 5 hours.

FIVE HOURS!!

Fuck that, I'll take the eternal damnation if you don't mind.

5 hours? Wow. My family are Irish Catholics....never had a 5 hour church session and I've been to loads of Irish weddings!!

I went to a comedy night last night...me ma called me this morning to inform me one of my friends was at mass....And god forgive me for still being at bed at 10.30!! I've asked her to pray for The Cure to be the 3rd headliner...and this is my church and she should try it. She was not impressed!

[Mouseboy11]

Let's hope Couchy is praying for an announcement

[Woffy]

5 hours? Wow. My family are Irish Catholics....never had a 5 hour church session and I've been to loads of Irish weddings!!

I went to a comedy night last night...me ma called me this morning to inform me one of my friends was at mass....And god forgive me for still being at bed at 10.30!! I've asked her to pray for The Cure to be the 3rd headliner...and this is my church and she should try it. She was not impressed!

Nice!!!

Did you remind her that God is a DJ?

Edited April 3, 2015 by Woffy

[Guest]

Nice!!!

Did you remind her that God is a DJ?

And Jesus was Batman

[Gnomicide]

#PrayForCouchy

Hang on....

[Perks]

Nice!!!

Did you remind her that God is a DJ?

And Jesus was Batman

Surely she shouldn't need reminding of these

[Smash Williams]

And Jesus was Batman

That was Bruce Wayne

[A Guy Called Matt]

Albatross

[Mouseboy11]

I've sussed it, the reason they're so secretive this year is because they've only gone and done the impossible...