Headliners 2015

[nowyouregideon]

Next week guys, calling it now.

[robu]

I could be wrong, but I was under the impression that the line-up always dropped on a Wednesday*.

I'd always assumed it was because Thursday newspapers used to be the largest and the most closely read of the week, so smart PR operations knew to drop news on a Wednesday -- better chance of it getting a decent show and being seen. I'd also assumed that the Wednesday tradition had then continued in the digital era, when newspaper habits became no longer as crucial.

* (caveat: I fully expect to be proven wrong)

[Rose-Colored Boy]

I could be wrong, but I was under the impression that the line-up always dropped on a Wednesday*.

I'd always assumed it was because Thursday newspapers used to be the largest and the most closely read of the week, so smart PR operations knew to drop news on a Wednesday -- better chance of it getting a decent show and being seen. I'd also assumed that the Wednesday tradition had then continued in the digital era, when newspaper habits became no longer as crucial.

* (caveat: I fully expect to be proven wrong)

Was Friday last year.

[fatyeti24]

random question have they ever announced the lineup so late in a day? pretty sure last couple of years it came out midday/afternoonish....would they do an evening announcement?

hey Penguin, you ok? what with the 1D thing today and all.. there's probably a helpline or something, and we're all here for you big guy.

x

[The Placid Casual]

Next week guys, calling it now.

I'll say this week, and the winner gets £10 from water aid

[Woffy]

I'll say this week, and the winner gets £10 from water aid

Hehe.

[jamesrfisher]

The most baffling aspect of today for me is how come Matt42 doesn't know what his dinner is.

Doesn't he make it himself when he gets in and chooses whatever he wants for dinner himself?

Or does someone make it for him and decide what it is?

Intriguing...

I think Mummykins42 makes it for him, he can't be trusted to decide what to cook

[Woffy]

Didn't Couchy announce he'd be w*anking OUTSIDE his tent if Swift played?

[The Placid Casual]

Hehe.

I'm sure they've got some cash to spare after all the donations flooding in from this forum.

[nowyouregideon]

I'll say this week, and the winner gets £10 from water aid

From them? Are we robbing Wateraid?

Edited March 25, 2015 by mf_2005

[Dora]

Last year Friday morning around 8am ish

year before Thursday evening around 7pm ish

So I wouldn't go looking for any patterns

[fatyeti24]

dude im just getting over take that splitting up the first time around....... ;P

[Fivefingerjohn]

Didn't Couchy announce he'd be w*anking OUTSIDE his tent if Swift played?

That was probably Martin Ashford. Hel be doing it everywhere

[neil999]

why does emily hate me, why?

[Andy0808 v5]

Just want to say a big 'fuck you' to all..

after losing my password shortly after the festival last year and my uni email account shutting down so I could not retrieve it I retired from these forums, still checking in every day just to see if Mike99 had returned (as well as get the latest rumors) vowing never to post again.

The madness over the last 3 hours has had me so aroused that I had to create a new account, However In the intensity of it all I created an account and sent it to an email address that i'm not even sure it exists (R.I.P Andy0808 v4)

Very glad to be back.

p.s I'm not Roses4Baggie (Although that is something he would say)

[klipper]

Just want to say a big 'fuck you' to all..

Sup Baggie.

[pedmills]

Last year Friday morning around 8am ish

year before Thursday evening around 7pm ish

So I wouldn't go looking for any patterns

They're both in the second half of the week - IT'S A PATTERN!

[Woffy]

That was probably Martin Ashford. Hel be doing it everywhere

EWWWWWWWWW.

But true, yeah.

[Guest]

The madness over the last 3 hours has had me so aroused that I had to create a new account,

Efestivals is now arousing! What a result, I've always said this place should be sexier, I do my bit.

[pedmills]

THEY BOTH INVOLVED PEOPLE ANNOUCING SOMETHING AT SOMETIME IN SOME FORMAT......HOLY SHIT WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS

GLASS IS BASICALLY THE START OF GLASTONBURY...JESUS CHRIST RUB MY MOTHER!!!

[Guest]

JESUS WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE OTHER STAGE IF HE RETURNED DURING THE FESTIVAL........FUCKING HELL WE'VE NAILED IT! THE HEADLINER MUST BE HIS FATHER! GOD IS HEADLINING SUNDAY!......

Surely Jesus would headline Avalon.

[JoBalls]

JESUS WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE OTHER STAGE IF HE RETURNED DURING THE FESTIVAL........FUCKING HELL WE'VE NAILED IT! THE HEADLINER MUST BE HIS FATHER! GOD IS HEADLINING SUNDAY!......

Don't be ridiculous. Jesus is DEFINITELY big enough to headline the Pyramid, it's a joke to suggest otherwise. You're completely mental if you think he'd only be on Other.

[Dora]

Bad news is 2010 & 2011 were announced 14th April. I`d cry if it were this

[klipper]

JESUS WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE OTHER STAGE IF HE RETURNED DURING THE FESTIVAL........FUCKING HELL WE'VE NAILED IT! THE HEADLINER MUST BE HIS FATHER! GOD IS HEADLINING SUNDAY!......

Nah Yeezus is saturday, they confirmed it a couple weeks ago.

[Andy0808 v5]

Efestivals is now arousing! What a result, I've always said this place should be sexier, I do my bit.

I wasn't sure if it were the forums or the fact I don't get any, either way it was an excuse to rejoin.