DAN! DAN! DAN!

[bigfurbdogg]

In the last couple of festivals i have noticed the habit people have of shouting out random names in busy crowds, such as 'Dan!'.

I find this absolutely hilarious, me and my mates never fail to crack up whenever we hear someone doing it.

Original little things like this are the reason i love Glastonbury.

Anyway, i was thinking of starting my own one this year, so if you hear some nutters shouting out 'Grant!', 'Grant!', that will be me and my mates , feel free to also use it during the festival.

Edited April 18, 2013 by bigfurbdogg

[Kyelo]

In the last couple of festivals i have noticed the habit people have of shouting out random names in busy crowds, such as 'Dan!'.

I find this absolutely hilarious, me and my mates never fail to crack up whenever we hear someone doing it.

Original little things like this are the reason i love Glastonbury.

Anyway, i was thinking of starting my own one this year, so if you hear some nutters shouting out 'Grant!', 'Grant!', that will be me and my mates , feel free to also use it during the festival.

[alcazaba]

Reminded me of this

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I believe it to be funny too. I just can't believe the zaniness of it. It gets me every time. For all those out there who shout Dan or some other name, wouldn't it be easier and quicker if you all just started w*nking each other off the minute you get through the gates? That way the rest of us could experience you when you were 'spent'. It's win, win, really for both parties. You get to w*nk into something which isn't a sock, and we get to hear music and experience silence as we see fit.

[ian the worm]

You should really start a facebook group for this sort of thing.

[morph100]

DAVID HASSLEHOFF

[formed a band]

I don't even want to joke about this or join in the parody and if I hear words not correctly used like uber or random I will punch you in tje throat

[Zero_Newnab]

I don't even want to joke about this or join in the parody and if I hear words not correctly used like uber or random I will punch you in tje throat

[formed a band]

Even your joking about it makes me uneasy

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

Grow up lad, you won't be punching anyone in the throat. If I seen you punching anyone in the throat, I'd pin you down and smack your arse. (providing I knew what u look like)

Edited April 18, 2013 by DAVA

[formed a band]

Give over ha ha

[Aragorn]

I'm Sparticus

[redmosquito]

I don't even want to joke about this or join in the parody and if I hear words not correctly used like uber or random I will punch you in tje throat

[formed a band]

Amazeballs and so on

[Kyelo]

Haud yer wissht ye glaikit gypes!

[formed a band]

Oh and people that talk and or write in Scottish. Including the Scottish

Pish

[swede]

BUTTSCRATCHER !!.....................................................That one doesnt make me want to rip someones eyeballs out !

[The Nal]

I love a good "DAN" I have to say. Not at gigs though. Late late when theres a squash getting in to Shangri La

[UEF]

What happened to "Bollocks"? I miss that.

Bollocks!!!

[thesecretingredientiscrime]

Reminded me of this

[fatyeti24]

the standard of trolling on this forum really has gone down hill recently

[siblin]

In recent years it became "Alan!" after the walk on the wild side clip on BBC One, which was presumably inspired by this partridge clip.

As an "Alan!" i found this incredibly frustrating when trying to find friends, where they'd spot me and shout "Alan!" to try and get my attention. Cue 1000's in front of the pyramid stage finding this hilarious and deciding to join in, making it damn near impossible to find my friends all weekend.

[dan8k]

Makes me feel like i'm going mental.

[Opal Fruits]

Hate all this shit.

[jeffie]

I did like "Bollocks", seemed to die a death around the time if the big fence....