Best Conversations Of Glastonbury 2011

[Oddone]

Walking behidn 2 teenage girls going from the Pyramid up Big Ground

Girl 1: Hows the Drink kicking in?

Girl 2: Fantastic! I feel amazing!

Girl 1: Hows the food going down?

Girl 2: Fantastic! I feel amazing!

Girl 1: And the drugs?

Girl 2: Fantastic! I feel amazing! Actually its prob just the drugs.

A couple standing at the other stage during the day on Thursday when it was muddy but not too bad.

Girl "I heard that by Sunday night the water in the mud at the front is 99% piss"

Guy "I heard if you drink it you get the power of a Donkey but die of AIds a day later."

GIrl "Totally not worth it"

[Festival Liam]

Guys camped next to us. "I think the only act I am going to see today is Elbow". Friend - "I might see Coldplay too".

[Scotdy]

Bloke walking past me talking to his mate with a strong Newcastle accent:

It was the most painfull thing in the world, but at least I was knee deep in beaver so I was happy

[Oddone]

This involes me n isnt relaly a convo but its good.

Coldplay finish 'The Scientist'. My male friend (surrounded by couples) goes "Never felt so alone in my life". SO I grab him by the cheeks and plant a massive one on him for about 3 seconds. He was speechless for the next 2 songs.

[serendipitous]

Girl A: (Quite clearly a little merry) We should go back to the happy Krishnas

Girl B: Do you mean the Hare Krishnas?

Girl A: Nooo, they're the Happy Krishnas, that's what they are called, the Happy Krishnas.

At this point she started nodding vigorously as her friend did a literal facepalm. For some reason it really amused me.

[Lucyferrr]

Guy shouting into the crowd: Does anyone have anything for acid indigestion?! Like anything?!

Response from far away: Yeah dude...Man the f**k up.

Cracked me up.

[Oddone]

Guy shouting into the crowd: Does anyone have anything for acid indigestion?! Like anything?!

Response from far away: Yeah dude...Man the f**k up.

Cracked me up.

[Amii]

Girl A: (Quite clearly a little merry) We should go back to the happy Krishnas

Girl B: Do you mean the Hare Krishnas?

Girl A: Nooo, they're the Happy Krishnas, that's what they are called, the Happy Krishnas.

At this point she started nodding vigorously as her friend did a literal facepalm. For some reason it really amused me.

[Oddone]

Any more?

[Ginganinja]

At a servicestation off the M5, north of Bristol, still miles from glasto. One girl said to her mate 'I can smell cow muck! We must be near!'

[Bexxxxx]

I heard loads of funny stuff, but why oh why can I never remember the best ones afterwards?!

I certainly recall overhearing lots of mobile conversations where people are trying to explain to friends where they are in the most useless way possible. One of my favourites being a chap at Arcadia covered in fairy lights saying 'we're right down at the front, we're all lit up like christmas trees, you can't miss us'. Which would be fine, except the arcadia stage had three 'fronts' and the friend he was talking to was clearly not at the same one!

[bombfrog]

A friend of one of the guys in our camp said one morning...

"There was some guy near here last night who had lost his friend Alan, he kept shouting for him and some people joined in but I don't think they found him".

/Facepalm

[TwistedReligion]

I certainly recall overhearing lots of mobile conversations where people are trying to explain to friends where they are in the most useless way possible.

[miffmiffy]

A girl on the phone to her friend walking from the stone circle......

'Yah we're walking down from the stone circle now, we're just by that stall that does the shit drawings of famous people'

Edited June 28, 2011 by miffmiffy

[kokoku]

Again, not quite a conversation, but had great comedy timing. Was watching the trapeze act at 1am (amazing BTW,and only saw it as i couldn't be arsed queueing Shrangri La etc).

One guy was doing some tight rope walking backwards, and when he turned round a guy shouts out It's only f*cking gary Barlow!. You probably had to be there though. (And no, it wasn't BTW)

[kokoku]

I certainly recall overhearing lots of mobile conversations where people are trying to explain to friends where they are in the most useless way possible. One of my favourites being a chap at Arcadia covered in fairy lights saying 'we're right down at the front, we're all lit up like christmas trees, you can't miss us'. Which would be fine, except the arcadia stage had three 'fronts' and the friend he was talking to was clearly not at the same one!

[airwaves]

Whilst walking from JP to Oxlers, heard the following:-

Women to bloke - 'He's fit...'

Bloke, in a not-put-on 'gay' voice - 'Yes he is fit. But he's so straight.'

How do they know?

[bexj]

I overheard a conversation between 2 stewards on walkie talkies - luckily Steward 1 repeated everything said by Steward 2...

Steward 1 - so where are you?

Steward 2 - in a field

Steward 1 - in a field?

Steward 2 - yeah, by a tree

Steward 1, looking around... - by a tree? Which side of the site are you?

Steward 2 - i've no idea!

I had to laugh....

[EasyUserName]

People next to my tent, whilst I was waking up ...

Girl 1:" ... Well, I don't think it's fair. He's 20 - it's not like she was too young. ... "

Girl 2: " ... Yeah. 13 is fine"

Just a tiny bit creepy.

Left all their shit behind as well - right tip. Slashed their tent too.

[saintly]

I overheard a medical guy say into his walkie talkie 'Just to confirm, the gentleman in question has got his penis stuck in the wheel of his electric vehicle.'

20 people sat on the benches in the Circus area did a double take and started laughing!

[tolywoly]

Guy on a mobile trying to describe where he's camped - ' I can see the Pyramid stage from the tent, some other stuff too'.

[The_Spoon]

Had to laugh at this just because of how immaculately "done-up" they were (and therefore I assume the friend in question)

Girl 1: OMG did you hear about Tasha?!?

Girl 2: OMG No! what happened?

Girl 1: OMG She dropped her iPhone in one of the toilets last night!

Girl 2: OMG OMG, How we gonna find her later!

Girl 1: OMG it was OK though, it was one of them plastic portabogs so it wasn't too deep for her to reach in and get it back

Girl 2: OMG That was WELL lucky!

*Shudder*

[Oddone]

A girl on the phone to her friend walking from the stone circle......

'Yah we're walking down from the stone circle now, we're just by that stall that does the shit drawings of famous people'

[TwistedReligion]

When I was in the East Dance after all the acts had finished there was a girl huddled down by the side of her boyfriend underneath the soundstage looking very worse for wear...suddenly she turned to me and asked.....Are you with Vodaphone?

[Mardy]

Two lads having a piss in the urinals on Friday. On a stag do, judging from their t-shirts and relentlessly upbeat demeanour

'Mate, mate, I've just pissed into an empty can of strongbow that was in the trough, filled it up'

'Ah man, top times, mate, top times'