stuartbert two hats Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) Thanks to @Quahog5, we've started disrailing another thread talking about how big all the areas are and whether they are open air or tents. Can we rank them in terms of size? I had a go and quickly realised I had no idea. This is physical capacity, not stature/prominence. Anyone fancy having a stab at listing them beyond this pathetic effort? I'm going to keep editing this post with the latest info: Pyramid - Open Air - 120,000 Other - Open Air - 40,000 West Holts - Open Air - 35,000 John Peel - Tent 10,000 The Park Stage - Open ??? Acoustic - Tent - 8,000 Sonic- Tent - 7,000 The Glade - Semi Open - 5,000 (covered atrium) Cabaret- Tent - 4,450 (covered atrium) Avalon- Tent - 3,000 Hell Stage - Open Air - 3,000 Leftfield- Tent William's Green- Tent - 2,000 Avalon Cafe- Tent Heaven - Open Air - 2,000 Croissant Neuf - 1000 Big Top London Underground - Tent - 750 Maceo's (Crew Bar) - Tent - 700 Love Bullets HQ - 600 NYC Downlow - Tent - 540 DELUXE DINER - 400 Spike The Yard (formally The Basketball Court): 362 NYC Downlow Lounge: 258 Pluto Property Development - 200 SHITV - 250 ROCKET LOUNGE - 200 The Rabbit Hole The Bimble Inn SISTERHOOD - 150 BRAINWASH MEDIA - 150 HIJACK RADIO (Ghetto Funk) - 150 SPIN CITY - 100 STARF*CKERS - 100 F.C.C.C.C.S LIVE! - 100 MONSTER VISION - 100 Wally’s (Crew Bar) - 100 GUERILLA MEMBERS CLUB - 100 The Meat Rack (formally The Downlow Radio): 86 The Crow's Nest Edited April 26, 2017 by stuartbert two hats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Placid Casual Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 That so called 'pathetic' effort seems spot on Stu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted April 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Just now, The Placid Casual said: That so called 'pathetic' effort seems spot on Stu. Thanks It's vaguely accurate sure, but far far far from complete. I want Croissant Neuf ranked correctly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellyboot Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) didn't take long to get a new thread for this! This is why I love eFestivals Excellent work @stuartbert two hats Edited April 24, 2017 by Wellyboot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6t6o6m Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said: I'd say Avalon bigger than wg no? Yeah, and I also think sonic is probably bigger than WG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatyeti24 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Glade should be much higher up the list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted April 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, 6t6o6m said: Yeah, and I also think sonic is probably bigger than WG. edited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted April 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Just now, fatyeti24 said: Glade should be much higher up the list Because it's big, or good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatyeti24 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said: Because it's big, or good? i think it's number 2 after acoustic. though maybe a hard comparison as it's open sided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Surely the categories need sorting out first. Tents in with the uncategorised 1 to 5? A 'semi-open' in with the tents? Open Air Tents Semi-Opens Miscellaneous e.g. Bandstand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted April 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, Woffy said: Surely the categories need sorting out first. Tents in with the uncategorised 1 to 5? A 'semi-open' in with the tents? Open Air Tents Semi-Opens Miscellaneous e.g. Bandstand. I was hoping for one big sorted list, with the category next to each stage. The bullet pointed list is just because I don't know the order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 What about Hell Stage? Heaven? Astrolabe? Pilton Palais? The People's Front Room? The Gully? The Blues? BBC Introducing? Eh? EH!!?? Sorry, I've been no help but I want answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morph100 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Tiny tea tent is quite tiny if that helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woffy Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, morph100 said: Tiny tea tent is quite tiny if that helps Not compared to Robbie Williams 'talent' it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guypjfreak Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) 57 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said: Thanks It's vaguely accurate sure, but far far far from complete. I want Croissant Neuf ranked correctly! Umm small Tent I'd say.. Saw the new one up the other day.. Was told by people who know more than me that it was a new tent they were putting up to test it out before the festival proper.. Edited April 24, 2017 by guypjfreak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giantkatestacks Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Bull ring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michaels denim shorts Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 croissant neuf tent, numerous bandstands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartbert two hats Posted April 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 You know you can all quote and edit my original post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musky Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Avalon - 3000. Beat Hotel - 2000.http://www.tpimagazine.com/glastonbury-2016-the-highlights/ (interesting article for those into tech stuff). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatyeti24 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 1 hour ago, stuartbert two hats said: Thanks to @Quahog5, we've started disrailing another thread talking about how big all the areas are and whether they are open air or tents. Can we rank them in terms of size? I had a go and quickly realised I had no idea. This is physical capacity, not stature/prominence. Anyone fancy having a stab at listing them beyond this pathetic effort? Pyramid - Open Air Other - Open Air West Holts - Open Air John Peel - Tent The Park Stage - Open mid range: Acoustic - Tent Sonic- Tent Avalon- Tent William's Green- Tent Leftfield- Tent Avalon Cafe- Tent The Glade - Semi Open small: Big Top Cabaret err, fatyeti24 is really cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guypjfreak Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) Pyramid - Open Air Other - Open Air West Holts - Open Air John Peel - Tent The Park Stage - Open mid range: Acoustic - Tent Sonic- Tent Avalon- Tent William's Green- Tent Leftfield- Tent Avalon Cafe- Tent The Glade - Semi Open small: Big Top Cabaret croissant neuf tent Very small tents.. Edited April 24, 2017 by guypjfreak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guypjfreak Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 There's a small tent near the glade that was kicking last year.. Not sure of name but think it's called the glade lounge tent.. Not 100%tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musky Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) On 24/04/2017 at 7:38 PM, stuartbert two hats said: Thanks to @Quahog5, we've started disrailing another thread talking about how big all the areas are and whether they are open air or tents. Can we rank them in terms of size? I had a go and quickly realised I had no idea. This is physical capacity, not stature/prominence. Anyone fancy having a stab at listing them beyond this pathetic effort? Pyramid - Open Air - 120,000 Other - Open Air - 40,000 West Holts - Open Air - 25,000 John Peel - Tent 10,000 The Park Stage - Open mid range: Acoustic - Tent - 8,000 Sonic- Tent - 7,000 Avalon- Tent - 3,000 William's Green- Tent - 2,000 Leftfield- Tent Avalon Cafe- Tent The Glade - Semi Open - 5,000 (covered atrium) Hell Stage - Open Air - 3,000 Heaven - Open Air - 2,000 small: Croissant Neuf - Tent - 1000 Big Top Cabaret - Tent - 4450 NYC Downlow - Tent - 540 NYC Downlow Lounge: 258 The Meat Rack (formally The Downlow Radio): 86 The Yard (formally The Basketball Court): 362 London Underground - Tent - 750 Maceo's (Crew Bar) - Tent - 700 SISTERHOOD - 150 Pluto Property Development - 200 Love Bullets HQ - 600 BRAINWASH MEDIA - 150 SPIN CITY - 100 STARF*CKERS - 100 HIJACK RADIO (Ghetto Funk) - 150 SHITV - 250 F.C.C.C.C.S LIVE! - 100 MONSTER VISION - 100 DELUXE DINER - 400 ROCKET LOUNGE - 200 Wally’s (Crew Bar) - 100 GUERILLA MEMBERS CLUB - 100 Spaceport - Tent - 400 err, loads! Edited April 26, 2017 by musky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stave_1974 Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, guypjfreak said: Pyramid - Open Air Other - Open Air West Holts - Open Air John Peel - Tent The Park Stage - Open mid range: Acoustic - Tent Sonic- Tent Avalon- Tent William's Green- Tent Leftfield- Tent Avalon Cafe- Tent The Glade - Semi Open small: Big Top Cabaret croissant neuf tent Very small tents: ...Hare Krishna... Room for a little one...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomicide Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 35 minutes ago, musky said: Avalon - 3000. Beat Hotel - 2000.http://www.tpimagazine.com/glastonbury-2016-the-highlights/ (interesting article for those into tech stuff). Interesting article Musky, I've not seen that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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