NFR NFC 2016 - The Friendly Thread for Lovely People

[deebeedoobee]

33 minutes ago, mr gumby said:

Well, it's been a mixed week for us. Gumby jr has had a cold, conjunctivitis and now vomiting, so that's fun! Other than that, I'm enjoying having a bit of time to myself during the week while he's at preschool. Catching up on jobs round the house, having an occasional snooze, and doing some jobhunting. Yesterday took a walk over Ham Hill with friends and had lunch at the pub on top. Looked northish from the viewpoint but it was too hazy to see the Tor. 

How about you?

good ta

boo to vomit but hurrah to job hunting....what sort of thing are you looking at?

Today we are going to visit the dragon and I'm packing for another Swedish stint. Will use the travelling time to research some potential GF bands. but we all know the headliners so I already know my Pyramid time will be limited.

[mr gumby]

1 hour ago, deebeedoobee said:

good ta

boo to vomit but hurrah to job hunting....what sort of thing are you looking at?

Today we are going to visit the dragon and I'm packing for another Swedish stint. Will use the travelling time to research some potential GF bands. but we all know the headliners so I already know my Pyramid time will be limited.

I'm just looking for part time shop work at the moment. Preschool is only 5 hrs a day, 3 days a week, so I'm hoping to find a couple of 4 hr shifts to fit with that and possibly a weekend day. After 3 years as a full time parent, that'd be plenty to help me get used to working again. I'll look for something full time once he goes to primary school next year. 

Give the dragon a stroke from me!

My pyramid time will probably be more during the day than evening, if the trend of previous years continues. Only saw one sub and half a headliner there last year, but a fair few during the day. 

[H.M.V]

4 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Surely we're not letting this pass without comment........................

was about to post the same  but couldn't quote on my phone. Got on the laptop just to do that. lol

[mr gumby]

Just now, H.M.V said:

Got on the laptop

Finbarr!  

[mr gumby]

5 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Surely we're not letting this pass without comment........................

 

[deebeedoobee]

Just a few winter Worthy farm photos from today . The sheep seem to be the main stage headliners followed by lots of shouting from the crows and starlings. Dragon praised as he has a portal to the sun Gods

 

Edited January 24, 2016 by deebeedoobee

[H.M.V]

Nice one Dee. Need a bit of cheering up on a grey yuckyday. Sunshine on the farm is gonna be bliss. In the meantime I'm listening to Polly and hoping she makes it to the party as well.

[H.M.V]

So today I've mostly been making a mess while producing Lemon meringue Pie and Choc chip cookies while listening to Sigor Rós. I need a lie down. 

[mr gumby]

7 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

So today I've mostly been making a mess while producing Lemon meringue Pie and Choc chip cookies while listening to Sigor Rós. I need a lie down. 

Is that what you refined Irish ladies call your Number 1s and Number 2s? 

[H.M.V]

2 minutes ago, mr gumby said:

Is that what you refined Irish ladies call your Number 1s and Number 2s? 

LMAO!!!! Good one Gumballs! 

[Woffy]

Ok NFR NFC Peeps.

Moral #middleclassproblem. Poooooor moi! Anyfuckinghoo...

We live in a rented house. On a public road. But in a newish housing estate. Our front door opens onto the pavement. Bloke keeps parking half on the kerb RRRRRIGHT OUTSIDE our front door. Like 2m max. away. Not illegal, I know. Have put polite notices carefully on the car saying that we need to park our car there in that space as we have a 3 week old baby and it just makes life easier for Mrs Woffy getting baby and baby paraphenalia into the car rather than parking 300 yards away and then traipsing backwards and forwards with stuff, locking and unlocking the car each time and having to take baby Woffy on the shuttke run each time. The fucker doesn't care. Just parked and legged it off just now before I could chat to him. He heard me politely say excuse me, lookedcand did that half run half walk off thing. We live 300m from a train station straight to London.

Advice? All advice accepted, even if a bit brutal.

[H.M.V]

Eggs on his windscreen!!! Absolute fucker to clean off. Time to get dirty! 

[Woffy]

3 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

Eggs on his windscreen!!! Absolute fucker to clean off. Time to get dirty! 

See, HumVee, I'm kinda at that point now after a fortnight of being polite. But I'm trying not to stoop that low. 

Problem is, if I go dirty then it's obvious whodunnit!

Aaaaaargh!!!

[H.M.V]

1 minute ago, Woffy said:

See, HumVee, I'm kinda at that point now after a fortnight of being polite. But I'm trying not to stoop that low. 

Problem is, if I go dirty then it's obvious whodunnit!

Aaaaaargh!!!

I assume you have kids knocking about? Could easily be them what dunnit. Its not exactly keying his car but its what I'd do. Fuck him. Two weeks of being polite outside your front door. Egg the c**t! 

[H.M.V]

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, H.M.V said:

I am (and I'm sure I'm not the only NFRNFCer on here) enjoying the way this has unleashed the inner sweary ginger tornado!

I think I'm gonna go down the random annoyance route as per the pic above. If I do, I'll do it when Mr Parky Twat AlwaysGotARedBagFerLife is asleep.  

[guypjfreak]

not drinking again ...honest

[mr gumby]

31 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

LMAO!!!! Good one Gumballs! 

'Sorry I've been a while, everyone, I thought I just needed to make a lemon meringue pie, but it turned out a whole batch of choc chip cookies needed making too.'  

[mr gumby]

31 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Ok NFR NFC Peeps.

Moral #middleclassproblem. Poooooor moi! Anyfuckinghoo...

We live in a rented house. On a public road. But in a newish housing estate. Our front door opens onto the pavement. Bloke keeps parking half on the kerb RRRRRIGHT OUTSIDE our front door. Like 2m max. away. Not illegal, I know. Have put polite notices carefully on the car saying that we need to park our car there in that space as we have a 3 week old baby and it just makes life easier for Mrs Woffy getting baby and baby paraphenalia into the car rather than parking 300 yards away and then traipsing backwards and forwards with stuff, locking and unlocking the car each time and having to take baby Woffy on the shuttke run each time. The fucker doesn't care. Just parked and legged it off just now before I could chat to him. He heard me politely say excuse me, lookedcand did that half run half walk off thing. We live 300m from a train station straight to London.

Advice? All advice accepted, even if a bit brutal.

Just a little point. If he's parking half on the kerb, i.e. wheels up on the pavement, then it is illegal. You could always ring the relevant authorities to alert them to an illegally parked vehicle every time he parks there. He might just decide to find somewhere else. 

[tommywillo]

27 minutes ago, Woffy said:

Ok NFR NFC Peeps.

Moral #middleclassproblem. Poooooor moi! Anyfuckinghoo...

We live in a rented house. On a public road. But in a newish housing estate. Our front door opens onto the pavement. Bloke keeps parking half on the kerb RRRRRIGHT OUTSIDE our front door. Like 2m max. away. Not illegal, I know. Have put polite notices carefully on the car saying that we need to park our car there in that space as we have a 3 week old baby and it just makes life easier for Mrs Woffy getting baby and baby paraphenalia into the car rather than parking 300 yards away and then traipsing backwards and forwards with stuff, locking and unlocking the car each time and having to take baby Woffy on the shuttke run each time. The fucker doesn't care. Just parked and legged it off just now before I could chat to him. He heard me politely say excuse me, lookedcand did that half run half walk off thing. We live 300m from a train station straight to London.

Advice? All advice accepted, even if a bit brutal.

Nothin worse than just plain feckin RUDE people mate i feels ya pain. Its all good slashing his tyre or even just letting it down or eggs which can fuck up the paint work good style (happy days back of the net) but either way it.ll come to a head mate and with a young fambo you gotta be careful who ya dealing with these days. Scope/case the 24 corot twat out a bit first and then go down the "aye you c**ty fuck features move ya car dickhead you've been warned". Rude tit.

 

Hope it sorts itself out without none of that poo though mate. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

10 minutes ago, Woffy said:

I am (and I'm sure I'm not the only NFRNFCer on here) enjoying the way this has unleashed the inner sweary ginger tornado!

I think I'm gonna go down the random annoyance route as per the pic above. If I do, I'll do it when Mr Parky Twat AlwaysGotARedBagFerLife is asleep.  

You might want to consider buying one of these;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PARKING-FINES-Traffic-Warden-Penalty-Charge-Notice-Practical-Joke-Prank-N45-020-/291147016119?hash=item43c9b6e7b7:g:XfYAAOSwuMFUZNZA

or even make one of your own if you have the IT skills and a colour printer.

Or, if you were to be driven so demented by his actions then you may wish to stick a potato up his exhaust pipe.

[Woffy]

8 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

You might want to consider buying one of these;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PARKING-FINES-Traffic-Warden-Penalty-Charge-Notice-Practical-Joke-Prank-N45-020-/291147016119?hash=item43c9b6e7b7:g:XfYAAOSwuMFUZNZA

or even make one of your own if you have the IT skills and a colour printer.

Or, if you were to be driven so demented by his actions then you may wish to stick a potato up his exhaust pipe.

 

8 minutes ago, tommywillo said:

Nothin worse than just plain feckin RUDE people mate i feels ya pain. Its all good slashing his tyre or even just letting it down or eggs which can fuck up the paint work good style (happy days back of the net) but either way it.ll come to a head mate and with a young fambo you gotta be careful who ya dealing with these days. Scope/case the 24 corot twat out a bit first and then go down the "aye you c**ty fuck features move ya car dickhead you've been warned". Rude tit.

 

Hope it sorts itself out without none of that poo though mate. 

 

10 minutes ago, mr gumby said:

Just a little point. If he's parking half on the kerb, i.e. wheels up on the pavement, then it is illegal. You could always ring the relevant authorities to alert them to an illegally parked vehicle every time he parks there. He might just decide to find somewhere else. 

I fucking adore this thread.

I'm thinking 'borrowed' wiper blade at the moment.

Or:

Potato

Or:

Post-It Notes

Or:

All the above. 

[tommywillo]

3 hours ago, deebeedoobee said:

Just a few winter Worthy farm photos from today . The sheep seem to be the main stage headliners followed by lots of shouting from the crows and starlings. Dragon praised as he has a portal to the sun Gods

 

Must be the most peaceful place on earth when its like that.

Beautiful photos thanks for posting them.

[mr gumby]

7 minutes ago, Woffy said:

 

 

I fucking adore this thread.

I'm thinking 'borrowed' wiper blade at the moment.

Or:

Potato

Or:

Post-It Notes

Or:

All the above. 

Here's another idea, Woffy. If you're any good with pavement chalks, you could try it yourself, or enlist the help of a few teenage ne'er do wells. 

During the night, create an illusion on the road of a black pit, with crumbling edges of Tarmac, and maybe even a small central detail of red hot magma. He'll think a sinkhole has appeared overnight, and definitely won't want to park there  

[guypjfreak]

2 hours ago, tommywillo said:

5 hours ago, deebeedoobee said:

Just a few winter Worthy farm photos from today . The sheep seem to be the main stage headliners followed by lots of shouting from the crows and starlings. Dragon praised as he has a portal to the sun Gods

 

Must be the most peaceful place on earth when its like that.

Beautiful photos thanks for posting them.

lovely pics thanks

makes you realise why theres such an emphasis on leave no trace and rightly so