Things not to do the week before Glastonbury

[mike99]

Start a false rumour that the Stone Roses are going to be announced as the new sub

Agreed

[Gaz_88]

Play Zorb football, feel like I've been in a car crash

[Wanderlei]

Accidentally pee on an electric fence.

[fat_man_joe]

Purposefully pee on an electric fence.

[Tdiz]

Spend all your money you have saved for the festival

[snipe]

Crash the Euro meaning everything is now going to cost me twice as much. I'm looking at you Greece.

[swede]

Get overexcited and take all your pills and acid before the festival

[Sofa]

Roach your ticket.

[Firesprice]

Open your 3 litre wine box with the intent of secreting a little package in there and theb gluing it back together...but accidentally making a tiny tear in the wine pouch and not realising and red wine slowly seeping all over the window sill and down the wall ruining the paint....yes happened today. Note to self: plonker

[kellly]

Hire a motor?

Possibly yes

[SteveTLizard]

Haha that could be a factor. Can't be seen to be agreeing with you too much or my rep will go right down too and I need those 5 points Ha

 

Have a blinder!

Oh yes, you don't want to be associating youself with the likes of me. I've seen a few of your posts and I think you're of a similar mind when it comes to enjoying glastonbury so I recon we'll both be having a blinder in a few days.

Have a good Un fella.

[mackerelboy]

Savagely pull an intercostal muscle.... Ouch.

At least I'm not as much of a spanner as this guy though.

Open your 3 litre wine box with the intent of secreting a little package in there and theb gluing it back together...but accidentally making a tiny tear in the wine pouch and not realising and red wine slowly seeping all over the window sill and down the wall ruining the paint....yes happened today. Note to self: plonker

[scrippit]

Lose that important mobile number.

[al_coholic]

My mate bust 3 ribs in a massive pile on 2 weeks before last year. Was in constant pain and couldn't get in the pit for Metallica. This year he has avoided physical contact with his mates

[scrippit]

2. Do your back in, walking like John Wayne here atm.

Sympathy here. Stood up from chair last weekend, a flash of pain followed by two days of immobility. Just about at the John Wayne point now and trying to stay mobile. Never had a back problem in my life and I can only sympathise with those that do.

Worst time to have my first back problem but fingers crossed!

[Nice hymer]

Lose that important mobile number.

Have you called them before ?

 

Itemised bill might help you out ?

[Wickedfaerie]

Have car problems so unable to pick up your Villager ticket.

[ICGenie]

Lose your method of transport to and from the festival...clutch has gone and haven't got the money to fix it = fucked

Might be in a similar situation - not so much a money issue, just needing the garage to pull their finger out!

[jeffie]

Spend five hours weeding the garden, then an hour strimming and an hour mowing.

Edited June 21, 2015 by jeffie

[Spindles]

A spot of mild gardening, a couple of nice walks and packing were my weekend plans, I got as far as packing and a walk to the chemist for some co-codamol  Just had a nice hot bath and a spliff, will go out for another walk later, hopefully fix it right up.

[nowthen2k6]

Got a monthly pass for the snow dome, mini park out Sunday nights for some dodgy snowboarding fun...decided to skip it this week just in case!

Had the tingling of the start of toothache for a couple of days, very minor so could fuck off or get horrible and destroy me next week. Think best to try and get in there tomoz just in case. :-/

[XIV]

I cycled home the night before Glastonbury last year, 4 mile ride do it every night of the year no problem. Ended up having to go the medical tent on the Friday and was diagnosed with a chest infection. I advise against any fitness work.

I am playing golf tomorrow though... 

[nowthen2k6]

I went wakeboarding Tuesday I had Glastonbury injuries in the back of my mind but came out unscathed fortunately. I'm doing nothing more strenuous than packing till Tuesday now.

[waynewdk]

Shit in Michael Eavis's letterbox

Edited June 21, 2015 by waynewdk

[rachmac]

Get your tooth removed causing a infection in your gum and end up on antibiotics you can't drink with

I feel this pain been on these antibiotics twice in the last year - made me feel awful! Hope you're doing ok and feeling better soon. Don't make the mistake I did and use alcohol mouthwash even that small amount of alcohol is bad!