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Good evening quacks and charlatan medics.

I'd like to thank you for your insightful diagnostic skills and clinical guidance.

Suffice it to say that I have discussed this matter with my patient in the confidential manner laid down in Caldicott principles.

I will take no pleasure in reporting a number of you bogus clinicians to the GMC, but professional duty and all that. I'm sure you understand.

Good Day to you.

Dr Benjamin

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Which bit of confidential are you struggling with, Mr Jeffrey?

God I hate lay people, sometimes...

;)

Ben

Crikey, that much!!!

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Which bit of confidential are you struggling with, Mr Jeffrey?

God I hate lay people, sometimes...

;)

Ben

Speaking of doctor-related business, mrs gumby's former GP has just pleaded guilty to multiple counts of using patient records to obtain prescription drugs to take herself.

Silly cow.

So, kids, just because someone says they're a doctor, doesn't mean you should trust them! ;)

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I love those moments when I look out of the window and the cows are looking over the wall and I look at the horizon and it's just pretty good!

I'd be worried if that happens at our house!

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