Clashes :(

[FloorFiller]

I know that the final ordering of the lineup is all but confirmed, but what with acts confirming themselves for days / general common sense (and the clashfinder (http:///s/g2014/?) which, whilst miles away from being finished, i find looks quite accurate higher up the bill at least) it's time for the inevitable 'i have to miss this amazing act for this other amazing act' thread, and this year for me personally looks worse than ever (even this early on). i'm only gonna use the top 5 acts each day as it seems to get a bit muddled after that (and i'm well aware that a lot of this could be totally wrong so no need to get too upset yet):

Friday:

Paolo Nutnini vs Jurassic 5 vs Four Tet vs Chvrches/Wild Beasts

Interpol vs tUnE-yArDs vs Danny Brown

Parquet Courts vs Chance The Rapper

Blondie vs The 2 Bears vs Polica

Saturday:

Metallica vs Bryan Ferry vs Mogwai

Jack White vs Pixies vs Goldfrapp vs Lykke Li

Lana Del Rey vs Jagwar Ma

De La Soul vs The Horrors vs Courtney Barnett

Sunday:

Massive Attack vs Disclosure vs James Blake

Manic Street Preachers vs Bonobo vs St Vincent vs Wild Beasts/Chvrches

Dolly Parton vs Phosphorescent

oh god it hurts just writing some of those down :'(

[Homer]

Can't really complain - none of my top five or so must sees clash with each other and I have no probs with headliners either, which is a win really.

Edited May 9, 2014 by Homer

[russycarps]

Wow fuck are you sure about all those in the Jack white one??

[FloorFiller]

Wow fuck are you sure about all those in the Jack white one??

Edited May 9, 2014 by FloorFiller

[The Placid Casual]

St. Vincent won't clash with Manics, the park finishes early on the sunday, and I think she's third on it anyway. Nothing will ruin my perfect sunday night

Edit: Shit, just noticed that could mean she's clashing with Lily or Dolly. Looks like I'm seeing St. Vincent on my own then, not the only act I'm seeing alone

Edited May 9, 2014 by WessexBoy

[Miathedog]

Jack White and Goldfrapp is painful. And Little Dragon and Black Keys. Hoping some times will widen out a bit!

[The Placid Casual]

Friday:

Paolo Nutnini vs Jurassic 5 vs Four Tet vs Chvrches/Wild Beasts

Interpol vs tUnE-yArDs vs Danny Brown

Parquet Courts vs Chance The Rapper

Blondie vs The 2 Bears vs Polica

Saturday:

Metallica vs Bryan Ferry vs Mogwai

Jack White vs Pixies vs Goldfrapp vs Lykke Li

Lana Del Rey vs Jagwar Ma

De La Soul vs The Horrors vs Courtney Barnett Either of those, can't decide yet

Sunday:

Massive Attack vs Disclosure vs James Blake

Manic Street Preachers vs Bonobo vs St Vincent vs Wild Beasts/Chvrches Manics won't clash with St. Vincent, Chvrches are Friday

Dolly Parton vs Phosphorescent

[rikkirascal]

The biggest one for me is Tinariwen vs Massive Attack.

[The 38 year old virgin]

I think of the five stages, I could happily be at 4 of them for the sub slot on the Friday. CHVRCHES can do one. I've marked elbow as my go to, but only because arcade fire follow who are a must. Jurassic 5 and four tet may be tempting when I get the lay of the land and figure out if I can bez between stages. And I'm happy to say I like Paulo nutini, sunny side up is a belter, so may end up there, though unlikely

Edited May 9, 2014 by The 38 year old virgin

[russycarps]

Lykke Li less so (she might be on another day) but the others seem pretty certain that they're gonna happen. absolute nightmare

edit: in fact, just looked at Lykke Li's tour dates and she has herself down for the 27th/Friday so that's wrong (although can just be added to be my already clusterfucked Friday sub slot)

[Jadey]

Jack white and pixies clash upsets me

[chrislfc]

Dolly v Jungle is a ball ache

Massive Attack v Alabama 3

Black Keys v Manics

3 bad clashes there for me.

[suzie sue]

Jack white vs john grant

Wild beasts vs four tet

Metronomy vs arcade fire

[tommyds]

If it happens, Jack White vs John Grant vs Pixies will be the worst clash I've faced in many years

[jamesrfisher]

Personally don't think am going to take too much notice yet. Definitely not all in date and place order.

Obvious one is Dolly. If take the poster literally she is subbing Arcade Fire and we all know she is nailed on Sunday Legends slot.

Also Dexys. Poster suggests they are Friday headline for Acoustic. But from their website they are playing the Roundhouse in London on the Friday and specifically playing Glastonbury on the Saturday

http://www.dexysonline.com/Shows.html

So don't worry yet, but also don't think bands aren't clashing, they may yet!

[Lubic]

That clashfinder doesn't make for pleasant reading. The worst for me is still CHVRCHES vs good spot for Arcade Fire. Gutted.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Looked at the poster and looked at what we know and gave up trying to work out who is where and when.

All we know is that there will be clashes...... lots of them as it is a strength in depth lineup!!

[glasto-worker]

Personally don't think am going to take too much notice yet. Definitely not all in date and place order.

[siblin]

We don't have stage times yet do we? If last year is anything to go by you couldn't tell who was genuinely clashing right up until 2 weeks before the festival, with the exception of the two main stage headliners. Even west holts had some shifting around of the headliners IIRC

[Stokesy10]

Seriously, if that clash finder is accurate, it's as if it's made for me. This better not be building my hopes up!

[Messy]

Obviously I'm not paying it too much heed at the moment but Friday on my clashfinder (http://puu.sh/8F9gT/631e3a2078.png) right now looks like a world of pain. I think I know who my headliners are (apart from maybe M.I.A. over Arcade Fire on friday night), so nothing massively worrying yet.

[stevieweevil]

More or less everyone I want to see is lumped together on Friday night with hardly anything of interest to me on Sat/Sun

[pmn]

I really hope the clashfinder is wrong about drenge vs jimi goodwin the black keys and the manics could be another bad one, and there's a possibility the interpol could clash slightly with elbow. These are going to be some sad coin flips

[gorfield]

dolly v white lies. makes me very sad.

[FuzzyDunlop]

The amount of walking, to end up in a crap spot on the saturday is annoying (if clashfinder is correct)

de la soul - Johnny Greenwood - Robert Plant - Jack White - Pixies - Metalica

Especially when you think Id up up in a crap spot for the pixies and metallica, missing the end of Jack and the start of metallica. Do I stay around for all of Jack White?

Clashes are shit, but a great problem to have rather than: Not getting a ticket so my clash is, watch it on tv or a repeat of Animals say the funniest things on ITV2.

Manics v Black Keys... Bugger

Edited May 9, 2014 by FuzzyDunlop