Where is Mike99?

[russycarps]

well this thread has taken a nauseating turn.

Just to redress the balance, I think you are ALL ballbags

Edited October 31, 2013 by russycarps

[jeffie]

We seek him here,

We seek him there,

We seek that 99 everywhere...

[JamesT977]

Now please open your hymn books in honour of Mike99 to page 3 to sing "Mike's got the whole world in his hands".

[Greenelk]

well this thread has taken a nauseating turn.

Just to redress the balance, I think you are ALL ballbags

[swede]

Mike99 would be proud that a thread bearing his name has gone to 7 pages so far and now has almost no relevance to the festival itself......I vote it continues in such a manner until the great man himself makes an appearance.

[pie_and_a_pint]

That all depends on when Neil decides to resurrect his alter ego.

[scaryclaireyfairy]

agreed

[parsonjack]

We seek him here,

We seek him there,

We seek that 99 everywhere...

[swede]

While we're all confessing. My real name is Phillip, another shocker of a name IMO. My parents just didnt seem to have any imagination as if id have been born a girl they were genuinly going to call me Phillipa. I also have a brother who was given the brilliant name of Tony, not Anthony which is shortened to Tony, just Tony.....no middle names either, w*nkers !

My avatar is me at Glastonbury 2009 on the Sunday before Yeah Yeah Yeahs. It was my stag weekend and the picture is a constant reminder when Im on here of how happy the place makes me when im there.

[parsonjack]

While we're all confessing. My real name is Phillip, another shocker of a name IMO.

[neilloggie]

Trying to think of some Kevins you could to be proud of. Not that many but good company here -

Bacon

Spacey

I left Costner out for a reason

Edited November 1, 2013 by neilloggie

[danbailey80]

Am i right in thinking Mike99 started a whole topic by suggesting he was having suicidal thoughts..

The vast majority of his posts were attention seeking twaddle.

[snoopyhill]

I liked the photos of food thread he started and had another look at it just the other day

[scaryclaireyfairy]

i once knew a wayne who had an older brother called kevin.

ah, the 70s.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

ah, the 70s.

[oneeye]

On the subject of dodgy names; my dad's name is Basil! Fortunately I was spared being named Basil Jr.

[pie_and_a_pint]

Remember the baggy trousers with loads of buttons on them? And the stars and stripes jumpers? Ah, happy days.

[sifi]

On the subject of dodgy names; my dad's name is Basil! Fortunately I was spared being named Basil Jr.

[oneeye]

My middle name is Manuel.

[sifi]

My great-grandfather was Emmanuelle Filiberto, so I'm kind of named after him.

Named before Fawlty Towers was aired obviously.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

And a kipper tie. Which is what people from the Black Country have to drink at breakfast time...

I'll get my coat.

[gooner1990]

I'm an Arsenal fan so that got me the 'Gooner' bit and the first world cup I watched was Italia 90 so hence the '1990' part. (not the year I was born as commonly thought - that was actually 1981!)

The avatar is Paul Merson who was my boyhood hero (along with Ian Wright) celebrating beating Spurs in the 1993 FA Cup semi final.

My actual name is Stuart

Edited November 1, 2013 by gooner1990

[bsolxiv]

I am the bastard son of louis the 14th,hence bsolxiv

[parsonjack]

As mentioned earlier in this thread my real name is Rich, which oddly comes out as Shag on my predictive text...

My forum name references my dog...a Parson Jack Russell terrier. My avatar is a very early shot of Roger Waters...possibly from a promo film for Arnold Layne or See Emily Play.

Oh...and my middle name is Miles. How very 60's.

[UEF]

I get certain 'commodities' from a young lady from the Black Country. The stories she tells of the goings on there are depraved. It would appear that the good burghers of the Black Country would put Caligula to shame. I'm not sure with all that activity that they have time to drink a kipper tie of a morning. They do, however, get the best quality gear that I'm after, and a shed load cheaper than you can get it in other parts of the country eg. I met an afficiondo of a certain commodity at a festival this year who lived in Oxford. He was paying three times what I was paying for the same item of the same quality. I didn't have the heart to tell him.