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instead of watching Macklemore last year, I did a poo outside my mates tent, whilst they were all at main stage. My friend (not the guy who's tent IT was) and my girlfriend watched, and took pictures. Passers by were confused, all I could do was wave and Poo, and at one point I paraphrased the Penguins of Madagascar and said "Smile and poo boys, Smile and poo" one girl in particular who witnessed this 'atrocity' was not a fan, she had to do a double take. She said "is he taking a shit?", I replied " No, you're witnessing evolution, I'm growing a brown tail" she didn't laugh.

When my friends got back, someone went to get a beer and noticed my poo. "Errrr someone's curled one out outside r tent", I laughed. I'm 21.

My poo > Macklemore.

(I heard Macklemore was actually pretty good)

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So wait, no one is going to be on :lol:

When do you think we will find out the line up?

Depends. I remember it being leaked at around 10am last time but none of us believed it so keep your eyes peeled

The joys of university, I can just be an ignorant shit and sit on my phone mid lecture.

The joys of maths! You only get taught one bit and then do a ton of questions so I'll just whip it out when I'm meant to be doing work

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why the fuck would you take a dump outside someones tent what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

why the fuck would you take a dump outside someones tent what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

*insert it was just banter vine here*

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