smuggling "things" into the festival

[kaneomak]

at this risk of being banned for mentioning something that is forbidden, i wont say much but if anybody has any tips on smuggling in certain items that are not allowed, i'd appreciate the help.

cheers

[LostRiot]

some form of trojan horse perhaps?

[kaneomak]

thx

[VeeDub]

Cant imagine people revealing this kind of thing on an open internet forum to be honest fella.

[Mark E. Spliff]

All last year I've been lovingly raising a brood of homing pigeons in a secret loft behind the stone circle. They should just be leaving Colombian airspace around now.

[bumpy_capers]

Up the bum.

Using this method I got twelve kilos of Yellow Bentines on site one year

[redmosquito]

My wife wirks in a prison and she says a lot of people there tend to smuggle contraband in their anus. You could give that a go.

[posthuman]

My wife wirks in a prison and she says a lot of people there tend to smuggle contraband in their anus. You could give that a go.

[Bisque]

Use a mule. Then deny knowing them if you get caught.

Only a proper dick would do this.

/index.php?showtopic=163273&st=20">This thread has a few ideas.

[mungo57]

vacpacks

[redmosquito]

Particularly effective if the 'banned items' that this person wants to smuggle in are sky lanterns and distress flares.

[Kyelo]

Cant imagine people revealing this kind of thing on an open internet forum to be honest fella.

[kaneomak]

what about 200 laughing gas charges

[clarkete]

Yes, that would be a large can or cavity

[Manager100]

what about 200 laughing gas charges

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the worst thing to hit the festival in resent years. Just when you are having a chill at the stones a whoosh the sound of another gas bottle. And why is it so hard to dispose of the bottles they just get left all over place.

[HotChipWillBreakYourLegs]

the worst thing to hit the festival in resent years. Just when you are having a chill at the stones a whoosh the sound of another gas bottle. And why is it so hard to dispose of the bottles they just get left all over place.

[robin]

Lazy dealers.

[redmosquito]

Just a word of advice, if you are going to smuggle something in using your 'prison wallet' just remember to remove it before going to the long drops, you don't want to be trying to fish your stash out of there!

[jamms]

what about 200 laughing gas charges

[eFestivals]

why not post your planned illegality on a website forum so that the old bill can read all about your plans and ensure they get you?

Oh, you already have.

[ivan]

I am wondering how to smuggle in "Civil Engineers Monthly ! " , my missus will kill me if she finds it !

3.00 am when she is fast asleep I want a bit of " Structures Porn ! "

[HotChipWillBreakYourLegs]

I am wondering how to smuggle in "Civil Engineers Monthly ! " , my missus will kill me if she finds it !

3.00 am when she is fast asleep I want a bit of " Structures Porn ! "

[HotChipWillBreakYourLegs]

It would surely be better to have a "I got caught when they looked in/up my..." type thread so people would know the kind of things that are being looked at.

[clarkete]

...I got caught when they looked in my clown's pocket.

[Cooter]

I was waiting in the crowded que with a rather forward friend one year who was slightly concerned about getting through the security entrance safely so he simply placed his stash into the hanging hood of the persons hoody in front of him. Didn't know him, total stranger. Once we were all in he simply wandered up behind him and took it back out again. Didn't notice a thing!

Note, I don't condone this behaviour and I think it's a pretty shit thing to do, but thinking about it now it does make me smile!