mary j. bl, mariah carey, R. kelly

[bamber]

.. great artists at Glastonbury?

[crimsonking]

Mary J Bilge would be great on Jazz World, the other two far too diva and needy to do Glasto, dont think the Eavis's would put up with their riders and entourage

Edited November 25, 2009 by crimsonking

[eFestivals]

R Kelly wouldn't be allowed in the kids field.

And I reckon health and safety would only allow Maria on site if everyone was first issued with ear-plugs.

[doddy135]

I agree with crimsonking, MJB would be good for a big Jazz World stage slot, but could you imagine the grief for the Eavis family from the representatives of Mariah or RKelly if they were shunted off to Jazz World and not the Pyramid Stage....?!

[St_Hubbins]

The Green Police would have their hands full if R. Kelly got booked.

[sifi]

* Pap in the park is thaddaway -> *

[pinback]

The Green Police would have their hands full if R. Kelly got booked.

[jamseyboy]

How do you solve a problem like Mariah.....from the Sun today.

"YOU would think she'd want to dispel the outrageous diva rumours.

But MARIAH CAREY has lived up to them with miraculous precision following her stint on GMTV.

The Hero singer needed two people to lower her onto the infamous couch and had an entourage watching to ensure she was being filmed at her best angle.

Host KATE GARRAWAY spilled the beans on Mariah's pre-recorded performance of new single I Want To Know What Love Is - aired this morning.

Kate told New!: "I've heard a lot of rumours about her being a diva over the years and guess what?

"It turns out it's all true! While Mariah was very nice, the amount of people in her entourage was hilarious.

"They outnumbered the entire GMTV crew!

"She had two people to lower her on to the GMTV sofa, in case her dress got crushed, one person to walk in front of her backwards at all times in case she fell over and several people behind the camera making sure she was going to be filmed from the right angle!

"Have you ever heard anything like it? Oh, and she brought her own toilet roll as well." "

Well at least the toilet roll will come in handy.

[Billy09]

Landfill?

[swede]

R Kelly, Sunday night Pyramid Headliner, doing the full version of Trapped in The Closet

"Now pause the movie cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted, not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man is a midget! MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET!" - Lyrical genius !!

[Mardy]

I tell you, Beyonce on the Sunday, closing the festival.

[abu hamster]

The Cinema tent should show R Kelly In The Closet in its entirity.

Midget midget midget midget

If you have never seen this masterpiece of comedy check it out. I think its up there with Python!

[Kyelo]

Mariah Carey looks like a chipmunk lol

Agree with the others though Mary J maybe, the others no. They nothing special.

[popcornmaster]

???

[Badlands]

R Kelly, Sunday night Pyramid Headliner, doing the full version of Trapped in The Closet

"Now pause the movie cause what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted, not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man is a midget! MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET!" - Lyrical genius !!

[Joshuwarr]

Mary J. Blige would be epic Family Affair is a tune.

[swede]

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!

I still don't know whether he was being serious.

[Sipperana]

The only place for Mariah Carey at Glastonbury is at the bottom of the long drops.

[sammysundae]

i kind of agree on the beyonce thing. i think i would really enjoy that.

i'd love to go to a decent big money r'n'b/pop show. britney or something, justin timberlake would be wicked.

[LondonTom]

i kind of agree on the beyonce thing. i think i would really enjoy that.

i'd love to go to a decent big money r'n'b/pop show. britney or something, justin timberlake would be wicked.

Edited November 25, 2009 by LondonTom

[norainplease]

There is most definately a place for Mariah Carey - in a sound proof box at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean with no fresh oxygen supply!

Preferably along with Leona Lewis, Taylor Swift and every female X Factor contestant that thinks they are a "Diva"!!!!!!!!

[Ed209]

Yes lets all stand around watching a girl shake her booty while miming to "her" songs. Like a slightly improved karaoke night at the local (Minus the actual singing of course how ever bad it may be at a karaoke night )

[MEGABOWL]

I saw a bit of a Beyonce concert on TV late one night a couple of weeks ago and she was pretty good. I'd go watch depending what was on elsewhere.

Didn't she say she wanted to play and the Eavisses pretty much say they'd booked her for 2010?

[MEGABOWL]

Thought I hadn't imagined it

http://www.I'M A DESPERATE SPAMMER.com/latest/news/5399

I could have sworn I read something with one of the Eavises saying they couldn't fit her in last year, but mayeb 2010, or words to that efect. Or maybe I did imagine that bit

[podge52]

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