Brit Awards 2017

[Gnomicide]

Here he is! The Poundland James Brown!

[TheNoise]

1 minute ago, Woffy said:

Mrs Woffy - "I like THIS song! Oh, it's an advert"

Sainsbury ?

[H.M.V]

Fucking hell, just realised Robbie is performing. He's not going to announce shit is he??? Oh jaysis

[Quark]

5 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

This shit is serious. Smartphone down, laptop up.  Prepare for an evening of me not knowing who everyone is.

Once I finish eating and there's no chance of dropping pizza on my work laptop, yes.

Wasn't going to drink as it's a school night. Then Katy Perry started making words happen.

[stuartbert two hats]

5 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

All I know about her is that she was accidentally booked to open and close the Olympics and that there was no chance she was going to headline Glastonbury the other year.

 

4 minutes ago, Woffy said:

That is NOT all you know about her!

#NeilsGlastoHeadlinerMindFartGate

Neil's "Emile Sandé" moment was one of the two things I mentioned.

[zero000]

Bruno Mars plundering the depths of 90's R&B.

[JoBalls]

SING UPTOWN FUNK!!

[fatyeti24]

Bruno in my pocket

[giantkatestacks]

My 8 year old thinks bruno mars should 'try something else'

[Woffy]

Mrs W - "Oooo! Heeeheee! I like watching a tiny man dance!"

*turns up TV volume*

"Heehee! SO tiny!

Should a small child be singing about sex by the fire?"

[morph100]

Everyone in the uk googles how tall is Bruno Mars....answer 1m65cm what's the in feet? 2 foot 2 my guess

[Quark]

1 minute ago, H.M.V said:

Fucking hell, just realised Robbie is performing. He's not going to announce shit is he??? Oh jaysis

Never before or after will a performer have so much hand sanitizer thrown at him if he does

 

[stuartbert two hats]

Does anyone remember an actress that was around a lot in the eighties/early nineties that looked like Bruno Mars?  She was in loads of stuff, but can't actually remember what. Anyone know who I'm talking about?

 

This break it down bit sounds like the Conchords.

[fatyeti24]

Is that Bruno Mars in my pocket or am I mildly interested to see you?

[Woffy]

2 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

 

Neil's "Emile Sandé" moment was one of the two things I mentioned.

Alcohol / can't keep up with the amazing entertainment. X

[H.M.V]

Fucking love Brits night. pissing myself laughing here. 

He's so ickle. Bruno mars bar mini

[oneeye]

I'm loving the live commentary on here tonight, should be a subtitle option when watching the brits 

[Quark]

2 minutes ago, zero000 said:

Bruno Mars plundering the depths of 90's R&B.

Coming to America. Soul Glo. That is all.

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Does anyone remember an actress that was around a lot in the eighties/early nineties that looked like Bruno Mars?  She was in loads of stuff, but can't actually remember what. Anyone know who I'm talking about?

 

This break it down bit sounds like the Conchords.

Sabrina?

[morph100]

Mini mars bars....fun size 

[stuartbert two hats]

1 minute ago, H.M.V said:

Fucking love Brits night. pissing myself laughing here. 

He's so ickle. Bruno mars bar mini

He raids the mini bar and it's like the Dennis Waterman sketches in Little Britain.

[The Red Telephone]

11 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Which is which?

Lindsey Buckingham on the left

[stuartbert two hats]

Did Radiohead just get booed?

[Radi0Head]

believe it or not Romesh Ranganathan used to teach at my secondary school

[The Red Telephone]

Radiohead thread goes into meltdown