The Killers?

[Woffy]

16 minutes ago, fatyeti24 said:

with a stranger?  fair play if that's her thing i suppose.

Ba-dumm...tshhh! ;-)

No. She was not impressed, so 'moved them elsewhere' to copulate.

[Quark]

Right, I take issue with some of these. Believe, Africa and Fairground are bangers. Any dissent will see the culprits barred from Quark's Bar. End of.

[SwedgeAntilles]

8 minutes ago, Quark said:

Right, I take issue with some of these. Believe, Africa and Fairground are bangers. Any dissent will see the culprits barred from Quark's Bar. End of.

Fine. I'll drink somewhere else, somewhere with music I can appreciate!

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

I was at the other side. I am intrigued as to what Mrs Woffy did though. 

Leans forward and said in one of them's ears:

'Do you maybe want to go and do that elsewhere?'

Fornicating continues.

Request repeated, politely...along the lines of 'go to your tent, FFS'.

The couple start to 'readjust' and she wraps herself around him in preparation for full penetration. All the while stumbling back- / side-wards into us.

Forceful, but non-violent, almost 'directional' shove (it was very roomy where we were stood), accompanied by a ('youtube monkeyontheroof-style') "ffffffffffuck...offfffffffffff' and they kinda 'came too' a bit and moved away.

[Quark]

2 minutes ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Fine. I'll drink somewhere else, somewhere with music I can appreciate!

Pfft. Half rate dive bar. Overpriced blue milk and punters with bums for faces.

Still preferable to that fucking Nickelback song though.

[Woffy]

2 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Interesting use of 'came too.'

I fucking knew as I typed that I'd get scruffylovemonstered.

Edited July 15, 2016 by Woffy
And not in a Mrs Scruff way...

[Woffy]

2 minutes ago, Quark said:

Pfft. Half rate dive bar. Overpriced blue milk and punters with bums for faces.

Still preferable to that fucking Nickelback song though.

Discriminatory droid policy too.

[Quark]

Just now, Woffy said:

Discriminatory droid policy too.

It's like getting into NYC Downlow. If they had fake bums on their faces they would have been allowed in.

[Woffy]

Just now, Scruffylovemonster said:

Will people please stop extolling the virtues of simply red. They are offensively bad. And fairground is probably the worst of all their songs. Much worse than money's too tight to mention era and that's bad enough. 

Time for the Hucknall rabbit shagging gag yet?

[Woffy]

1 minute ago, Quark said:

It's like getting into NYC Downlow. If they had fake bums on their faces they would have been allowed in.

I have an actual bum on my face. Don't oppress me!

[Quark]

1 minute ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Will people please stop extolling the virtues of simply red. They are offensively bad. And fairground is probably the worst of all their songs. Much worse than money's too tight to mention era and that's bad enough. 

You are "this" close to a downvote and a strongly worded rebuke Scruff.

 

[Quark]

So anyway, The Killers...

[Woffy]

Just now, Quark said:

You are "this" close to a downvote and a strongly worded rebuke Scruff.

 

You are "this" close to a genetic tipping point in which you become a 50 year old housewife.

[MilkyJoe]

32 minutes ago, Quark said:

So anyway, The Killers...

Bit of a guilty pleasure for me and have seen them a couple of times, Manchester, V09 and thought they were great live. I'd have a look if they played but I can't see it personally, not headlining anyway. (Have any previous headliners come back and played further down the bill)? They would possibly even persuade my girlfriend to return to Glastonbury.

[giantkatestacks]

At the risk of making a slightly on topic remark, The Killers I can leave but I did unexpectedly enjoy Brandons solo turn at Hop Farm a few years ago. It was quite endearing in a west coast Americana type of way.

[Hugh Jass]

1 hour ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Slightly better than simply red. 

Pablo Honey

The Killers

Pigeon Detectives

Simply Red

That Nickleback song

[Alan_C]

The Killers have never done anything for me. I would see them as a strong Other Stage headliner booking these days, but I would be massively disappointed if they ever got booked to headline the Pyramid.

[Rubber Soldier]

3 hours ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

This may throw the cat amongst the pigeon (detectives) but I really can't stand 'Africa' by Toto.

You need to stop telling people this. One of these days you'll say it at a party, and the world's biggest Toto fan will be there and want to wreck you. And I won't stop him. 

[Rubber Soldier]

2 hours ago, mr jolly said:

No one has mentioned dancing in the moonlight by toploader. That song needs wiping from history. I hate that song with a passion,especially the organ solo in the middle. It's on the radio all the time,Achilles heel wasn't a bad song but you never hear it.

We were talking about Toploader on the journey down to the festival this year. All 5 of us laughed for quite some time when we discussed the fact their album was called "Onka's Big Mokka". We all agreed it's literally the worst album name of all time, by one of the worst bands of all time. 

[stuartbert two hats]

43 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

Klaus Wunderlich

All other music recorded ever

Pablo Honey

The Killers

Pigeon Detectives

Simply Red

That Nickleback song

Fixed for you.

[stuartbert two hats]

32 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Off the top of my head

The levellers

Manic street preachers

Elvis costello

The prodigy

Travis

Echo and the bunnymen

Chemical brothers

Sinead o connor

Primal scream

Have all headlined and since played elsewhere. Sure there'll be more if I think or Google. 

Van Morrison 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Radiohead 

[MilkyJoe]

25 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Off the top of my head

The levellers

Manic street preachers

Elvis costello

The prodigy

Travis

Echo and the bunnymen

Chemical brothers

Sinead o connor

Primal scream

Have all headlined and since played elsewhere. Sure there'll be more if I think or Google. 

Thanks for that, definitely possible then.

25 minutes ago, The Orgazoid said:

We were talking about Toploader on the journey down to the festival this year. All 5 of us laughed for quite some time when we discussed the fact their album was called "Onka's Big Mokka". We all agreed it's literally the worst album name of all time, by one of the worst bands of all time. 

A Salt With Deadly Pepa?

[stuartbert two hats]

Just now, MilkyJoe said:

 

A Salt With Deadly Pepa?

We're talking about the worst, not best.

[Rubber Soldier]

3 minutes ago, MilkyJoe said:

Thanks for that, definitely possible then.

A Salt With Deadly Pepa?

 

1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said:

We're talking about the worst, not best.

Yeah, at least that's some decent word play. Onka's Big Mokka is complete bullshit. It means nothing to anyone.