most annoying camping neighbour

[neil999]

whats yours?

one year i had a guy who was ringing up seemingly everyone he knew and starting off the conversation shouting 'hee hee' ala bo selectas michael jackson and doing all his phrases

he did this EVERY day

how muder didnt happen i do not know...

[POKERDUDE]

I was phoning my mates every morning & some twat next door was judging me

[Space Shanty]

We had a group beside us one year who played Scissor Sisters' version of Comfortably Numb on their stereo almost constantly on repeat.

On the upside it was great way of getting us up and away from the tent earlier than usual

[pentura]

Definitely the constant 'psssshhhhhhhhhh' of those NO2 canisters. Most annoying thing ever for the worst headache of your life

[ghandi]

I was phoning my mates every morning & some twat next door was judging me

Lol... The teenagers from hell on Nitrus Oxide , a group of about 20 of them . Not being ageist or anything

[neil999]

I was phoning my mates every morning & some twat next door was judging me

sorry about hitting you with that plank of wood

[Jakkkkobz]

We had a group of about 15 Welsh guys joking about pay day loans for duration- it was pretty funny at first but got a bit testing by 8am day 4.

[Becks12]

The people near us kept singing two lines from an R Kelly song. Just two lines, over and over and over...

In case you're interested:

My minds telling me no, but my body, my body's telling me yeeeEEEeeeEeeeesss

[mr gumby]

The only neighbours I've been annoyed by were a group of 5, who were sitting on camp chairs chatting and drinking every single time I went to my tent. Looked like they didn't leave their camp all festival (I expect they did, but just seemed that way). Each to their own and all that, but get out there and see something! Otherwise you may as well just book a campsite and save the ticket price!

[Ex_ollie]

We had some really grumpy old blokes complaining about our Nos canisters taking up too much noise and slipping on them when we threw them away... was most annoying

[galeforcerob]

We had a group of girls that didn't seem to remember what festival they were at. One girl would sing Killswitch Engage songs all night long and at about 5 AM on the sunday morning we were all woken by her friend screaming "OHHHH SHE'S PISSING, NO MEGAN, NOT THERE! WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN!' - we didn't really want to know what was going on!

[pentura]

We had some really grumpy old blokes complaining about our Nos canisters taking up too much noise and slipping on them when we threw them away... was most annoying

Not surprised, they're a feckin' nuisance!

p.s. if you're gonna be stupid enough to bring them, don't litter the canisters, people need to pick them up when we leave

Edited May 15, 2015 by pentura

[___S_o_m_a__]

how muder didnt happen i do not know...

lol

[neil999]

The people near us kept singing two lines from an R Kelly song. Just two lines, over and over and over...

In case you're interested:

My minds telling me no, but my body, my body's telling me yeeeEEEeeeEeeeesss

oh god, its the repetion that drives me mad...noise absolutely fine, bad singing, snoring...fine, but constantly repeating ARGGH

tbf reading/v is alot worse for it than glastonbury

[Ex_ollie]

Not surprised, they're a feckin' nuisance!

p.s. if you're gonna be stupid enough to bring them, don't litter the canisters, people need to pick them up when we leave

Ahh the internet.. home of lost and misunderstood satire.

Edited May 15, 2015 by Ex_ollie

[giantkatestacks]

Anyone who comes back off their head at 3am in the crew area shouting, swearing and singing and falling over tent ropes when we all have to be up at 5am. I now sleep in childrens ear protectors. My head is compressed and numb by the morning but at least I get a few hours in.

[The Nal]

[math125]

Last year I'm pretty sure this woman was just a few tents away in Bushy.

https://youtu.be/lYnhckZcllU?t=3m14s

Whenever she returned to her tent she had a long period of sitting around laughing her head off. I know she couldn't help it but by Sunday it was pretty grating.

[___S_o_m_a__]

Most annoying camp neighbour I had was in 2010. Kept rapping on my tent at 3am every morning.

Luckily I was still awake playing my bagpipes.

[ghandi]

We had some really grumpy old blokes complaining about our Nos canisters taking up too much noise and slipping on them when we threw them away... was most annoying

I bet it was you!! Did you shit in your tent and leave the site in a god awful mess when you left taking no tents with you at all? ............... yeah thought so.

Edited May 26, 2015 by ghandi

[pentura]

Ahh the internet.. home of lost and misunderstood satire.

Long gone my friend!

[pentura]

Most annoying camp neighbour I had was in 2010. Kept rapping on my tent at 3am every morning.

Luckily I was still awake playing my bagpipes.

I didn't hear any bagpipes over the sound of my kettle drums

[Bobs]

I think i'd probably make an annoying neighbour if i was ever at my tent, due to my dodgy habits in the nightland, however, because of their effects, i never actually appearback at my tent til 7am

[neil999]

I bet it was you!! Did you shit in your tent and leave the site in a god awful mess when you left taking no tents with you at all? ............... yeah though so.

someone had a right go at me once... i crawed into their tent thinking it was a toilet and took a shit in their mouth

no humour some people!

[Hogshead]

Most annoying camp neighbour I had was in 2010. Kept rapping on my tent at 3am every morning.

Luckily I was still awake playing my bagpipes.

Had one either side of me one year. If you've ever heard a guy trying to rap to bagpipes.......

Seriously though, crowd of student types who didn't pick up a can in the 5 days. By the Monday morning you could here them walking in Kidney Mead at The Park.

Says Leave No Trace, not no grass!