A Glastonbury honeymoon conundrum

[themuel]

Email the ticket office, you never know.

[russycarps]

Email the ticket office, you never know.

Are you kidding? It would be outrageous if this fellow blagged a ticket outside of the resale

[grumpyhack]

Sounds like the most imaginative try on I've encountered this year. A cynic - moi?

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Who in their right mind would get married in the first place?

Me. I believe I was of right mind at the time. Then again, I accept that my perspective of right mind may be somebody else's nightmare.

[MagicalGlitterBunny]

Let this story fall back a bit on the forum.... and then remind us all in April and everyone with a spare space in their group will help you with a ticket.

Ill bring a bottle (plastic) of champers and we can celebrate in the west camper van field!

T

[sime]

I reckon the OP made this story up to see how many of us comment on it as he was bored.

[bimblebee]

What a pickle you are in.

Have to say its terrible that not one of your group spoke up and made sure she was in the same group going for tickets as yourself.

Hope you manage to get her a ticket in the resale. In the meantime however you all have a lot of making up to do.

[Thearg]

Yes,how on earth do you not manage to get a ticket for the bride but get them everyone else,it looks like a mate just missed out of the crowd to me,I hope I am wrong.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Let this story fall back a bit on the forum.... and then remind us all in April and everyone with a spare space in their group will help you with a ticket.

Ill bring a bottle (plastic) of champers and we can celebrate in the west camper van field!

T

Unfortunately I have run out of up votes. The above has hit the nail on the head really.

[Redwinevino]

The fact that people replied seriously to this and the Segway one makes me worry about you all!

Edited October 10, 2014 by Redwinevino

[Gnomicide]

The fact that people replied seriously to this and the Segway one makes me worry about you all!

Some times you just have to go with the flow. Remember WWJD? Great stuff (and I suspect the same person may be behind the segway thread).

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

The fact that people replied seriously to this and the Segway one makes me worry about you all!

I'd completely forgotten about that aspect, and it's rather tethered to reality nature.

That said, I think the sentiment of Swine_Glasto2014 tells us all we need to know on here. Bell ends come and go.

[Guest]

What a daft apoth!

NFiR NFC though, welcome to the cult.

[H.M.V]

So seeing as we're attending the afters is the wedding gift list getting posted at some stage or one of those corny we have everything we need so just give us all the money poems?

[Wherethewildthingsare]

I think it's a physical keyboard typo. I type it all the time. I think it's because as you type the word, your little finger is resting just over the "a", but your right index finger has been dragged away from the "n" by pressing the "i". Result, the "a" is pressed sooner than it should, inverting the "n" and "a", making certainty seem like opposition.

I hate to say it (but I'm going to anyway...) there's no "a" in definitely!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I hate to say it (but I'm going to anyway...) there's no "a" in definitely!

True. Definitely.

[jigglewopper]

Hello All,

I am the ticketless bride to be and unfortunately the story is true, so a big thank you to everyone who has offered to help…you are very kind.

Also, thanks to whoever posted the picture of Captain John Luc Picard, it made us laugh a lot! Once the bitter disappointment had eased up that is exactly how I felt!

Unfortunately the number of our family and friends is not perfectly divisible by 6, so we played the odds and failed. Doh!

And to Russycarps, I actually consider myself a very lucky lady for having such a considerate future husband, who wrote something punningly awesome and put himself out there for me!

We hope everyone else who is also trying for Glastonbury tickets gets lucky in the resale!!

[mgc07]

don't worry statistics say most couples lose interest in each other after the honeymoon anyway

[Josh1741]

Thanks for the advice, we'll revisit in April.

Cheers!

[stuartbert two hats]

I hate to say it (but I'm going to anyway...) there's no "a" in definitely!

What a plonker! I thought I sounded so clever, used a thesaurus and everything!

I still think it's a physical keyboard thing, but not quite for the reasons I said earlier!

[themuel]

I still say email the ticket office. I won't have a problem if I hear they take pity on you.

[Padgey]

And I wonder how many people do that with their sob story, either genuine or made up. I'm sure they just can't go giving tickets out willy nilly when people have missed out by trying to go down the correct route.

[Woffy]

A week in a tent at Glasto is hardly the ideal clean environment for all that honeymoon shagging.

Amateurs.

I did Glasto as my stag do.

[Guest]

A week in a tent at Glasto is hardly the ideal clean environment for all that honeymoon shagging.

Amateurs.

I did Glasto as my stag do.

Post enhanced immeasurably by accompanying profile pic.

[Woffy]

Woof woof.