Queuing to get into places.....but where do you pee?

[mike86]

I rarely queue to get into anywhere because it feels like a massive waste of time. People that do queue to get into places, how do you deal with the lack of toilets? 

[J1990]

I'd like to know the answer to this aswell, ruined my night when I had to leave the temple to empty my bladder. Had to leave midway through Joy Orbison B2B Jackmaster

[cerv]

Yeah! I've been meaning to ask about this too. I know that the rabbit hole for instance has a couple of loos in an outside bit (not pretty but better than nothing). I've been in the temple once but never had the need to go. Is there anything similar hidden away there or at other places that have a queue?

[Matt - Ed Banger Records]

All the venues I've gone into have had toilets out the back in the enclosed smoking areas? Never had to leave somewhere to use the toilet. If you need to go while queuing up, well you've simply not planned well enough.

[chestwig]

Surely this is just a mixture of being scoobied and not planning toilet trips correctly. Happens to all us space cadets surely

proper planning prevents piss poor panties. 

[Bisque]

Go in your aluminum cup & lob it at whoever's playing

[jonodillieono]

1 hour ago, MikeJ86 said:

I rarely queue to get into anywhere because it feels like a massive waste of time. People that do queue to get into places, how do you deal with the lack of toilets? 

Take enough pills and you won't be able to piss, problem solved

Edited April 29, 2016 by jonodillieono

[dooke10]

4 minutes ago, jonodillieono said:

Take enough pills and you won't be able to piss, problem solved

This is a fact.

I have always been under the impression that not having toilets was a ploy to keep the crowd rotating and get the queuers in over time.

[Eks101]

I always found a pleasant afternoon and evening urinating up peoples backs and over their shoes at the pyramid stage empties my bladder sufficiently to get me through an evening at The Temple.

[Madyaker]

I find at festivals it's best to drink during the day and then when the sun sets move onto other substances, dancing becomes even more enjoyable, you don't get tired and you don't need to pee!

[bekimo]

This thing. You basically pee in this bag and it turns the liquid to a gel so it won't spill then you dispose of it in a bin.

They're also good for keeping in the tent!  

Boys can obv just use a bottle 

[shoptildrop]

54 minutes ago, bekimo said:

This thing. You basically pee in this bag and it turns the liquid to a gel so it won't spill then you dispose of it in a bin.

They're also good for keeping in the tent!  

Boys can obv just use a bottle 

Hiya Becky....question is would you pee in one of these in a middle of a crowd???

[cb4747]

15 hours ago, jonodillieono said:

Take enough pills and you won't be able to piss, problem solved

Make sure to stay hydrated though  but I agree this helps massively. Drink through the day, other things by night. 

[giantkatestacks]

As a boring aside here. If you piss in a bottle and then leave it on the floor in the Pyramid pit or whereever then the litter pickers will empty it onto the floor as there just isnt time to take them all to the long drops, and it would be awful to ask someone to do that. If you are going to piss in a bottle please empty it yourself into a toilet.

if you put it, or a traveljohn, in a bin it will end up going through the recycling line in the barn and need to be dealt with by a real person.

[bekimo]

9 hours ago, shoptildrop said:

Hiya Becky....question is would you pee in one of these in a middle of a crowd???

Depends how drunk you are? Or if you have a large poncho to cover you. I've seen people peeing in all kinds of places in festivals. No shame. 

[bekimo]

1 hour ago, giantkatestacks said:

If you are going to piss in a bottle please empty it yourself into a toilet.

Very good point! 

[dreadwing]

I'm really sorry but this is the perfect thread to share a story from last year. Some might get angry or disgusted but to me it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Around 3am, Saturday morning, block 9. Me, my girlfriend and her mate, absouloutley of our face, Que for  about 40 minutes to get in. Have a bit of a dance. Girlfriend then squats on the floor near the bar and pisses. I turn around and ask what she's doing. Cheekly she just puts her fingers on her lips saying "shhhhh"

Her mate then walks over and says "someone's spilt a drink over here"

[davefrompompey]

3 hours ago, giantkatestacks said:

As a boring aside here. If you piss in a bottle and then leave it on the floor in the Pyramid pit or whereever then the litter pickers will empty it onto the floor as there just isnt time to take them all to the long drops, and it would be awful to ask someone to do that. If you are going to piss in a bottle please empty it yourself into a toilet.

if you put it, or a traveljohn, in a bin it will end up going through the recycling line in the barn and need to be dealt with by a real person.

Very true. It's quite incredible the amount of people who are willing to shit in a bag and put it in a bin for an unsuspecting litter-sorter to find after it's festered for a few days.

[guypjfreak]

not in the bushes

 

[guypjfreak]

19 minutes ago, davefrompompey said:

Very true. It's quite incredible the amount of people who are willing to shit in a bag and put it in a bin for an unsuspecting litter-sorter to find after it's festered for a few days.

i noticed quite a lot of the younger crowd are doing this [ not all before you shoot me down

] but it is true ..why this is i not know

[Keithy]

1 hour ago, davefrompompey said:

Very true. It's quite incredible the amount of people who are willing to shit in a bag and put it in a bin for an unsuspecting litter-sorter to find after it's festered for a few days.

shitting in a bag?!! christ....

[TaylorT]

I've found if yer in a place (Bezs, The Temple etc) etc and you need to get out for the toilet asking the security on the door if its cool to jump out and if they'd let you just skip right back in. If you just speak nicely, tell them yer with all yer mates etc it usually works for me anyway. Just depends how sound the security are i suppose.

[Winslow Leach]

28 minutes ago, TaylorT said:

I've found if yer in a place (Bezs, The Temple etc) etc and you need to get out for the toilet asking the security on the door if its cool to jump out and if they'd let you just skip right back in. If you just speak nicely, tell them yer with all yer mates etc it usually works for me anyway. Just depends how sound the security are i suppose.

I've definitely had this work before. Pretty sure some places in Shangri La have done stamps before as well.

[Gnomicide]

2 hours ago, dreadwing said:

I'm really sorry but this is the perfect thread to share a story from last year. Some might get angry or disgusted but to me it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Around 3am, Saturday morning, block 9. Me, my girlfriend and her mate, absouloutley of our face, Que for  about 40 minutes to get in. Have a bit of a dance. Girlfriend then squats on the floor near the bar and pisses. I turn around and ask what she's doing. Cheekly she just puts her fingers on her lips saying "shhhhh"

Her mate then walks over and says "someone's spilt a drink over here"

It's funny cos she pissed on the floor.