Music Roast

[Waterdeep]

1 hour ago, Quark said:

People think Vic Reeves was parodying Lloyd Grossman, but the inspiration actually came from Nick Cave

 

You're a fakey cake maker and I ain't got time for you-hoooooo!

[PDAD]

This picture represents Justin Vernon's singing voice. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

The guy's got too much hair.

[Hugh Jass]

11 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

The guy's got too much hair.

Could he lend some to Nick?

[CaledonianGonzo]

He'd just knit a scarf out of it and flog it on his web shop.

[Quark]

Looking forward to him flogging the deluxe version of every fart, burp and whistle he's recorded over the last 12 months.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Would still be better than Ghosteen.

[Hugh Jass]

3 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Would still be better than Ghosteen.

Roasteen.

[fatyeti24]

I'd rather have a piece of toasteen.

And watch the evening news. 

[Quark]

Des'ree is the saviour we need right now

[Hugh Jass]

10 minutes ago, Quark said:

Des'ree is the saviour we need right now

She’s the hero we deserve.

[CaledonianGonzo]

She said, “Well bartender, it’s plain to see
I’m that bad motherfucker called Des'ree”

[dentalplan]

Does anyone ever pull up the AZLyrics of their favourite songs and just imagine Courtney Barnett singing them, to picture what they'd sound like if they sucked?

Edited February 19, 2021 by dentalplan

[CaledonianGonzo]

Who's Courtney Barnett?

[dentalplan]

Sometimes I Sit and Think. Sometimes I Just Sit.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Solely responsible for a decline in property prices in north Melbourne 

[misterplow]

Royal Blood really is the Lego Duplo version of QOTSA, aren't they?

My First Rock Band by Smoby™. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Whilst QOTSA are a cross between Foo Fighters and the discount meat bargain bin in Aldi.

[misterplow]

11 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Whilst QOTSA are a cross between Foo Fighters and the discount meat bargain bin in Aldi.

I'd say the other way round. Foo Fighters are what you get when you pull the sex, the swagger, the edge, the excitement, the balls out of QOTSA. And replace that with 'oooooowwwww yeeeeeeaaahhs'. And teeth.

Momrock. 

Edited February 22, 2021 by misterplow

[SwedgeAntilles]

Box jellyfish, crocodiles, snakes, blue-ring octopus, redback spiders, funnel-web spiders, great white sharks, Courtney Barnett. Just some of the reasons that put me off going to Australia. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

16 minutes ago, misterplow said:

I'd say the other way round. Foo Fighters are what you get when you pull the sex, the swagger, the edge, the excitement, the balls out of QOTSA. And replace that with 'oooooowwwww yeeeeeeaaahhs'. And teeth.

Struggling to think of anything less sexy than Josh Homme. It would be like getting it on with Hilary Briss.

[misterplow]

16 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Struggling to think of anything less sexy than Josh Homme. It would be like getting it on with Hilary Briss.

Dave Grohl? 

But I'm talking bout the music maaaaaan.

[Quark]

3 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

It would be like getting it on with Hilary Briss.

That's some deep cut reference roasting

[Quark]

3 hours ago, SwedgeAntilles said:

Box jellyfish, crocodiles, snakes, blue-ring octopus, redback spiders, funnel-web spiders, great white sharks, Courtney Barnett. Just some of the reasons that put me off going to Australia. 

Courtney Barnett isn't even the best Courtney Barnett in Australia.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Just now, Quark said:

That's some deep cut reference roasting

I've got no desire for Josh Ham's Special Stuff