glastolover19 Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Hi folks. Purposely avoided this site for the last several months as didn't want to be reminded of the agony of the cancellation. Although it didn't stop me binging iPlayer and YouTube a few weekends ago even if the tears were enough to extinguish my bifta 😭 Anyhow whilst watching it got me wondering who you've seen at the farm with the biggest fireworks for one song? Mine is hands down McCartney Live and let die 2004 followed by Coldplay 2016 although I can't name the song but remember it finished with loads of fireworks (fyi yes I am one of these that claims to hate Coldplay but still goes and watches and sings along lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vintagelaureate Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Actual fireworks...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glastolover19 Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 1 minute ago, vintagelaureate said: Actual fireworks...? Yep actual fireworks. This could be a contender,was there and tbh I completely forgot about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RarerThanDandyB Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Just Like Heaven - The Cure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glastolover19 Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Forgive the quality, all the good ones have been taken down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyfool01 Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Beyonce Glastonbury 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glastolover19 Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, RarerThanDandyB said: Just Like Heaven - The Cure I'll look it up,I didn't see tbh I can't remember what I did watch now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glastolover19 Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 8 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said: Beyonce Glastonbury 2011 Watched this on TV other week,was there but didn't watch it,kinda wish I had now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Oh you fucking bastards. I had thought this the chance to finally reveal my, approaching ample, breasts, complete with M & S starter bra. You will, I hope, never experience this level of disappointment in your lives. video-1593443816 (1).mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glastolover19 Posted July 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 23 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Oh you fucking bastards. I had thought this the chance to finally reveal my, approaching ample, breasts, complete with M & S starter bra. You will, I hope, never experience this level of disappointment in your lives. video-1593443816 (1).mp4 Feel free, we're all friends here plus I'm getting bored of pornhub 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasperella Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 This thread gives me really horrible flashbacks to working in my local pub when I'd just finished uni.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sasperella said: This thread gives me really horrible flashbacks to working in my local pub when I'd just finished uni.... Hello Sasperella, That is sad and uncomfortable news to hear. One of my close friends is currently in that same position, so I've heard the same stories about instances that you'll have witnessed at first hand too. She doesn't like that part of it (naturally) but can hack it. I think it helps that she's from Grimbsy ( ie. hard - in my opinion), and simply doesn't even entertain the thought of taking shit off some bloke whose whole persona as a bell end is bigger than his actual physical bell end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 32 minutes ago, glastolover19 said: Feel free, we're all friends here plus I'm getting bored of pornhub 😉 Pornhub is so yesterday. The 'smart money' is going retro - back to relevant sections of the Kay's catalogue. It's a little like spotting Eddie Stobbart lorries. Time's moved on. The cool' people are now 'spotting Norbert Dentressangle lorries on the roads. Oh, and if the above doesn't help, there's always XHamster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blutarsky Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 12 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Pornhub is so yesterday. The 'smart money' is going retro - back to relevant sections of the Kay's catalogue. It's a little like spotting Eddie Stobbart lorries. Time's moved on. The cool' people are now 'spotting Norbert Dentressangle lorries on the roads. Oh, and if the above doesn't help, there's always XHamster! True aficionados would only knock one out to something found in the woods - organic free range porn like you used to get. I remember when it was all fields round here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 On 7/11/2020 at 10:10 AM, blutarsky said: True aficionados would only knock one out to something found in the woods - organic free range porn like you used to get. We used to 'get' ours on a turfed area adjacent to a canal bridge. Above the canal bridge was a public footpath which had a bench in between some hedges. Anyway, it was generally concluded that a dirty old mac man rattled one off while sitting on the bench, and then flinging his dirty mag over his shoulder and on to the grassed embankment I mentioned previously. The bloke was a monumental w*nker. Whatever the case, we'd go there of a weekend and there'd be a weeks supply. Even us as newbie w*nkers couldn't keep up with this bloke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blutarsky Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 15 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: We used to 'get' ours on a turfed area adjacent to a canal bridge. Above the canal bridge was a public footpath which had a bench in between some hedges. Anyway, it was generally concluded that a dirty old mac man rattled one off while sitting on the bench, and then flinging his dirty mag over his shoulder and on to the grassed embankment I mentioned previously. The bloke was a monumental w*nker. Whatever the case, we'd go there of a weekend and there'd be a weeks supply. Even us as newbie w*nkers couldn't keep up with this bloke! Pages stuck together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 hour ago, blutarsky said: Pages stuck together? Some. Those that weren't, were eventually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 Crazy shit that on a thread called show us your bangers and in less than two pages people are actually talking about w*nking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelarmy Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 8 hours ago, OG said: Crazy shit that on a thread called show us your bangers and in less than two pages people are actually talking about w*nking I’m surprised it took that long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy101 Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 The best views of the Beyonce fireworks were from the Other field 😉 They were huge though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 13 hours ago, OG said: Crazy shit that on a thread called show us your bangers and in less than two pages people are actually talking about w*nking Point taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 7 hours ago, Tommy101 said: The best views of the Beyonce fireworks were from the Other field 😉 They were huge though I thought that we were supposed to stop being naughty on here!? I'm so sorry - the fact of the matter is that my Puerile-O-Meter is broken, so I can't get my bearings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoghurt on a Stick Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 8 hours ago, Tommy101 said: The best views of the Beyonce fireworks were from the Other field 😉 They were huge though Hello Tommy101, I've just realised that you may have read my last post wrongly ie not in the way it was intended. It was meant to be self derogatory ie. towards myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy101 Posted July 15, 2020 Report Share Posted July 15, 2020 14 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: Hello Tommy101, I've just realised that you may have read my last post wrongly ie not in the way it was intended. It was meant to be self derogatory ie. towards myself. Don't worry I didn't take it personally! (I was back on topic for the record though, well, ish, I take any opportunity I can reminisce about that QotSA set) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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