When will this shit end?

[Homer]

48 minutes ago, ShakeyCrash said:

Anything of note?

Just Matt Everett chewing over this story:


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55315202

[zahidf]

 

[steviewevie]

29 minutes ago, Fuzzy Afro said:

Brexit deal done 

phew. A bad deal is better than no deal.

[steviewevie]

 

[zahidf]

Oh god

 

[Crazyfool01]

found this @squirrelarmy

Asda, meanwhile, now runs a similar virtual queuing system in 50 stores, according to The Grocer.

This follows an initial trial in its Middleton, Leeds, store in May 2020.

 

Asda runs its virtual queuing system through a company called Qudini, which also has an app or, alternatively, customers can use a QR code or send a text message on their phone to secure a space.

The QR code brings up a countdown so you can see where you are in the queue. Or if you send a text, you’ll get a reply when it’s your turn to go inside.

[zahidf]

 

[Homer]

25 minutes ago, zahidf said:

Oh god

 

Those cheeky Yanks. They're not even really trying are they?!

[squirrelarmy]

@crazyfool1 I should be able to sit at home and wait for a slot but would probably mean the end of popping in on the way past when I’ve got the munchies. 

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, squirrelarmy said:

@crazyfool1 I should be able to sit at home and wait for a slot but would probably mean the end of popping in on the way past when I’ve got the munchies. 

it will probably only be one week .... you should manage 🙂 

[squirrelarmy]

1 minute ago, crazyfool1 said:

it will probably only be one week .... you should manage 🙂 

So this isn’t a permanent change, if it’s just seasonal then there’s no issue at all. 

[Crazyfool01]

5 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said:

So this isn’t a permanent change, if it’s just seasonal then there’s no issue at all. 

no i very much doubt it will be permanent 

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 hour ago, crazyfool1 said:

fish for Scotland ..... hurrah ... dont they need a market to sell it ? 

Yes, but we won’t carp on about it.  Many of us are supporters of the unionist monarchy and sing the fishy national anthem Cod save our gracious bream. 

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Yes, but we won’t carp on about it.  Many of us are supporters of the unionist monarchy and sing the fishy national anthem Cod save our gracious bream. 

Any mention of fish cant go without puns 🙂 

[Ayrshire Chris]

Just now, crazyfool1 said:

Any mention of fish cant go without puns 🙂 

It’s the law! 

[steviewevie]

7 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

It’s the law! 

it's pollocks.

[squirrelarmy]

Just now, steviewevie said:

it's pollocks.

This isn’t the plaice to be talking about this. 

[Copperface]

16 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

Any mention of fish cant go without puns 🙂 

Pier pressure......

[dingbat2]

4 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said:

This isn’t the plaice to be talking about this. 

Oh, for cods sake, Nicola 'Sturgeon' will hake all these fish puns

[Crazyfool01]

No mention of wearing masks yet in the uk .... being mentioned in Europe ...

[steviewevie]

7 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said:

This isn’t the plaice to be talking about this. 

stop being shellfish.

[Fuzzy Afro]

Just now, crazyfool1 said:

No mention of wearing masks yet in the uk .... being mentioned in Europe ...

How would that be enforceable? 

[Crazyfool01]

for fucks Hake we need to stop the cases Surg eeon 

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Fuzzy Afro said:

How would that be enforceable? 

it won't just like everything else ... and everything thats happened so far ... it could be recommended though .. and it might save a few lives .... 

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 minute ago, dingbat2 said:

Oh, for cods sake, Nicola 'Sturgeon' will hake all these fish puns

Her predecessor Alex salmon will agree. In fact until another Scot enters politics with a fish based name  she will remain in charge