Eurovision

[Heather90]

Croatia

Hungary (the man playing a jug with spinning girl)

Rap yodelling

Edited May 13, 2017 by Heather90

[GlastoEls]

Just now, Heather90 said:

Sweden and the treadmills

Did you fancy him like Mrs GlastoEls did?

Albeit that was possibly revenge as I remarked just how attractive Mrs Denmark was... 

[giantkatestacks]

5 minutes ago, GMF said:

Let's drop our Woganist ironic distain, we are at song 23, name your top 3

Croatia

Azerbeijan

Belarus or Belgium

 

I cant until I have tallied all the votes in the room. Eurovision always big round here. Lots of love for Italy though. Bulgaria liked by the younguns. 

[Heather90]

3 minutes ago, GlastoEls said:

Did you fancy him like Mrs GlastoEls did?

Albeit that was possibly revenge as I remarked just how attractive Mrs Denmark was... 

I changed my mind as i forgot rap yodelling. I actually liked the efforts gone to have very p.c. backing dancers.

Also good looking

Edited May 13, 2017 by Heather90

[OneLittleFish]

3 minutes ago, GlastoEls said:

NOW you're talking.

"Eurovision.. you jolly FUCKERS".

The live album they released on vinyl this year has some of the best in between song banter of any live album released. 

[GlastoEls]

3 minutes ago, GlastoEls said:

Did you fancy him like Mrs GlastoEls did?

Albeit that was possibly revenge as I remarked just how attractive Mrs Denmark was... 

Sorry Mrs Denmark.

Have now fallen for Mrs France!

[SteveTLizard]

6 minutes ago, mandolin said:

I honestly haven't been paying enough attention to know which is from which country.  But I'm very glad that the ones who "can't go on" have, finally, decided that they meant it!

I don't think it matters, as far as I can tell each song is exactly the same.

[Brownie30]

6 minutes ago, OneLittleFish said:

Can we please, please, please have Sleaford Mods represent us next year? With proper go-go dancers and fireworks and morons with abs bodypopping and other things in the background?

This might be the best suggestion I've ever seen

[OneLittleFish]

Tell you what, if you could pick one act on the Glasto line-up to represent us at Eurovision, who would it be?

I'm going for Kate Tempest. Something to show that Brexit only represents a small minority of us and that some of us are still decent, hungry and angry about the whole thing. Think she'd be a great statement.

[mandolin]

I'm hallucinating right now, yes?

[Heather90]

Im drunk but pretty sure there was no lsd. What the actual fuck is this?

[Brownie30]

Seeing as grime is the genre that's in the ascendancy right now, with its origins right here in the UK, I'd probably send Stormzy. In a similar vein to the Sleaford Mods shout, it would be just perfect seeing these flag waving euro-pop enthusiasts blasting out "TELL MY MAN SHUT UP"

[ian the worm]

Moldova.

Cypress.

Hungary.

[Heather90]

Im no fashion expert but i think chainmail went out of fashion a few centuries ago

[BagpussSeesAllThings]

Italy and Croatia were both decent

[GlastoEls]

Moldova (sax)

Croatia (duet)

France (lovely hair)

[Miesh]

During the recap did anyone spot the flamingo crossing through the audience during Cyprus? @morph100

[mandolin]

I'm liking this bit but wasn't listening to the in-between-talky bits.  Any able to inform me who they are?

 

[pie_and_a_pint]

1. Belgium (just a good song TBH)

2. Netherlands (sparkly ladies; heartbreaking lyrics; good GOD they can sing)

3. Croatia (man duetting with self)

[ian the worm]

I've got a lunch buying bet on that UK beat Armenia.

[Heather90]

Sad moment in my house. Just had to tell my flatmate why terry wogan can't  do the commentary any longer. 

Kiev orchestra live from the deathstar is cheering him up but hes still gutted

[pie_and_a_pint]

3 minutes ago, mandolin said:

I'm liking this bit but wasn't listening to the in-between-talky bits.  Any able to inform me who they are?

 

Mr P&P (who is in the kitchen cooking for tomorrow's farmers' market) just asked why there was 'bangin' choons' and had I changed channel!

[parsonjack]

....and the votes from the Somerset jury are....

Belarus  

Romania

Croatia

.....and Italy, if youre watching, Chris Martin wants his riff and monkey suit back.

[morph100]

6 minutes ago, Miesh said:

During the recap did anyone spot the flamingo crossing through the audience during Cyprus? @morph100

Wasn't me I've just got back to my luxury Travelodge after walking 40km, I can no longer feel my flamingo legs.

[mjsell]

That orchestra half time show was pretty good I thought. Certainly the best of the night for me.