Smuggling

[Heather90]

Just now, stuartbert two hats said:

Tweeting from the mind of a Thingy? @Gnomicide

I think its the excitement of the festival being so close....does strange things to us all. 

[Gnomicide]

12 hours ago, morph100 said:

@glastoflamingo h wts been set up on Twitter and my wife thinks I'm having some kind of breakdown. Feel free to follow and see the flamingo pics over the festival :-)

Good grief, did'nt know It was you. I hadn't read this thread for fear It was another one about people shoving drugs up their arse. @stuartbert two hatsdrew me In with a mention (to the thread, not his arse).

[morph100]

2 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

Good grief, did'nt know It was you. I hadn't read this thread for fear It was another one about people shoving drugs up their arse. @stuartbert two hatsdrew me In with a mention (to the thread, not his arse).

I would say it is me but I'm getting a bit lost within my split personalities, its hard to keep track of Plasticine men, inflatable flamingos and the like.....

[Gnomicide]

11 minutes ago, morph100 said:

I would say it is me but I'm getting a bit lost within my split personalities, its hard to keep track of Plasticine men, inflatable flamingos and the like.....

I was only saying that to TheThingy, yesterday.

[Avalon_Fields]

1 hour ago, Woffy said:

Following.

I defy anyone's other half - who doesn't frequent these forums / threads - to have a brief scroll through and wonder what the fuck we're all on about half the time.

I do frequent these forums...and I get more confused day by day

[Jsmooth]

I feel honoured that the flamingo hoard has followed me.

[Woffy]

4 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

Good grief, did'nt know It was you. I hadn't read this thread for fear It was another one about people shoving drugs up their arse. @stuartbert two hatsdrew me In with a mention (to the thread, not his arse).

It is rather alluring though...

[Gnomicide]

5 minutes ago, Woffy said:

It is rather alluring though...

@StuartBurtTwoArses

[Woffy]

2 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

@StuartBurtTwoArses

I have 2 bums. One being on my chin. It's a curse.

[stuartbert two hats]

2 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

@StuartBurtTwoArses

That's @StuartbertTwoArses.  Neither Bert nor Burt are my middle names.  I meant to write Stubert, just because it sounds like "Stuart", but silier.  But I wasn't concentrating and wrote Stuartbert.  Which is why S2H is correct, but SB2H is not!

But it's right, both my arses are alluring.

[Gnomicide]

As long as I can park both my bikes, I'll call you whatever you want.

[Woffy]

2 hours ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

That explains why you talk out of it so much!

There is no bumchin joke I haven't heard, Scruff!

[lucyginger]

I now follow the flamingo!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

 

Flamingoes want to party too. Release the Flamingo 100*.

 

 

* Not aimed at the now defunct but aptly named West Midlands Serious Crime Squad.

[Miesh]

Hi @morph100

I've found you an outfit 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Smiffys-Flamingo-Costume-Padded-Attached/dp/B00I7UQOVY/ref=sr_1_22?ie=UTF8&qid=1464898340&sr=8-22&keywords=Flamingo

[Miesh]

Another suggestion

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Leela-Cruise-Flamingo-Hawaiian-Bright/dp/B016403OAW/ref=sr_1_32?s=clothing&ie=UTF8&qid=1464898731&sr=1-32&keywords=flamingo

I'll stop now.  There are an awful lot of flamingo related items available. 

[morph100]

2 minutes ago, Miesh said:

Hi @morph100

I've found you an outfit 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Smiffys-Flamingo-Costume-Padded-Attached/dp/B00I7UQOVY/ref=sr_1_22?ie=UTF8&qid=1464898340&sr=8-22&keywords=Flamingo

Torn between that and this https://www.opposuits.co.uk/summer-tropical-suit-flaminguy.html or both, but the wife has other plans for our money which doesn't involve flamingos..... :-( 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 minutes ago, morph100 said:

Torn between that and this https://www.opposuits.co.uk/summer-tropical-suit-flaminguy.html or both, but the wife has other plans for our money which doesn't involve flamingos..... :-( 

Suits you sir.

[Miesh]

10 minutes ago, morph100 said:

Torn between that and this https://www.opposuits.co.uk/summer-tropical-suit-flaminguy.html or both, but the wife has other plans for our money which doesn't involve flamingos..... :-( 

Love that!

There is a pyramid/flamingo t shirt on Amazon, tried to buy it for my husband and he said no.  They just don't get it :-(

[morph100]

1 hour ago, Miesh said:

Love that!

There is a pyramid/flamingo t shirt on Amazon, tried to buy it for my husband and he said no.  They just don't get it :-(

I've seen that one as well, I will sneak something in don't you worry. Might have to sweeten the wife with a new outfit but it will be worth it. 

The suit is my no1 currently...

[JanieM28]

1 hour ago, morph100 said:

I've seen that one as well, I will sneak something in don't you worry. Might have to sweeten the wife with a new outfit but it will be worth it. 

The suit is my no1 currently...

My husband said a flat NO! to the suit so I've secretly got him a flamingo Hawaiian-style shirt. I've bought a flamingo hat for me.

Does anybody know if we'd be allowed to have a fire while we're sitting at the top of the Hill of Death while waiting for the sunset on the Tuesday night?

[Caribun]

On 6/1/2016 at 10:28 PM, morph100 said:

@glastoflamingo has been set up on Twitter and my wife thinks I'm having some kind of breakdown. Feel free to follow and see the flamingo pics over the festival :-)

16 hours ago, Heather90 said:

If tweeting from the mind of a plastic flamingo isn't enough for her to suspect a breakdown I don't know what is....

My fluffy bunny slippers are coming with me to tweet from their account... and I'd set this account up before we even knew we were coming to Glastonbury, they've tweeted from a bowling alley, a gin festival... I'm not mad, honest... 

Will follow the flamingos shortly!

[morph100]

Ordered :-)

[Gnomicide]

It was on QI a few years back that there are more plastic flamingos in the US than real ones?

Guess the same can now be said of Glastonbury.

[verrymerry]

If anyone doesn't want to take their flamingo home I'm sure the Pink Bus in the Park (if it get there this year) would happily have one or two!