NFR NFC 2016 - The Friendly Thread for Lovely People

[thurlow84]

Next year, thurlow. Next year...

Indeed if the Ticket gods permit it

[Quark]

Indeed if the Ticket gods permit it

I believe that if you pour a tin of cider (not wrongbow, obviously) at the roots of a tree the night before T-day as an offering, the Gods will smile on your chances.

Utter bollix naturally, but I like the sound of it so I may try it.

[Respectfatfrog]

I believe that if you pour a tin of cider (not wrongbow, obviously) at the roots of a tree the night before T-day as an offering, the Gods will smile on your chances.

Utter bollix naturally, but I like the sound of it so I may try it.

Please make sure you leave no trace of the can that really pisses the gods off

[A Guy Called Matt]

Please make sure you leave no trace of the can that really pisses the gods off

 

Correct - the gods insist on seeing all cans placed in recycling bins.

[Quark]

Please make sure you leave no trace of the can that really pisses the gods off

Really? In the Cult of the Ticket Gods (that I've just founded and appointed myself High Lord Bishop of) you have to hang it on the branches. Otherwise the Gods will send a demon in the form of a smashed 18 year old from Guildford to vomit in your tent and tell you about their gap yah plans.

Truly they are vengeful Gods.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Really? In the Cult of the Ticket Gods (that I've just founded and appointed myself High Lord Bishop of) you have to hang it on the branches. Otherwise the Gods will send a demon in the form of a smashed 18 year old from Guildford to vomit in your tent and tell you about their gap yah plans.

Truly they are vengeful Gods.

 

LOLasm

[Respectfatfrog]

Really? In the Cult of the Ticket Gods (that I've just founded and appointed myself High Lord Bishop of) you have to hang it on the branches. Otherwise the Gods will send a demon in the form of a smashed 18 year old from Guildford to vomit in your tent and tell you about their gap yah plans.

Truly they are vengeful Gods.

Thats made me chuckle glad i waited to respond my intial response could of offended lol

[Brunette]

Congratulations on the job Thurlow and Happy belated Birthday Lucy!!!! Ben I've missed your essays!!

So sorry I didn't meet any of you but next year somehow and someway I will be there every day.. I can't carry on getting there late Friday and driving through the night to be at work by 8am Monday morning living 5 hours away from the most perfect place on this Earth!!!

This morning I did my usual singing Assembly - All Things Bright and Beautiful - followed by a roaring Lionel singing We are the World through You tube at full blast on the big screen... the kids were amazed and spent ages trying to find me in the crowd bless em!!!!

Still recovering from lack of sleep, catching up on iplayer, reading all your posts you lovely people and wishing I was back there again!!!!!!!

[ICGenie]

Benny - get thee here -> http://www.therobin.co.uk/whats_on/giginfo.asp?gigid=4099

[Quark]

Thats made me chuckle glad i waited to respond my intial response could of offended lol

You're safe frog, once you start spouting crap about ticket cults I think I kind of lose the rights to be offended!

[Respectfatfrog]

You're safe frog, once you start spouting crap about ticket cults I think I kind of lose the rights to be offended!

Just wondering if i can be the archbishop of the park?

[Crystal Waters]

As a newbie to this thread, can I ask about the weather gods please?

I was wondering if the gods are a little jaded at the moment or if I have, in some way, incurred their wrath? We have rain, hail, thunder and frightening here today.

I could really do with them pulling their collective fingers out and bringing sun on .... err... Sunday for my BBQ.

Any advice as to how to please the gods would be welcomed.

PS If there are any vacancies for the archangel of Avalon, I'm sending my CV in.

[Respectfatfrog]

I think quark has opened a can of worms archangel sounds good

[deebeedoobee]

As a newbie to this thread, can I ask about the weather gods please?

I was wondering if the gods are a little jaded at the moment or if I have, in some way, incurred their wrath? We have rain, hail, thunder and frightening here today.

I could really do with them pulling their collective fingers out and bringing sun on .... err... Sunday for my BBQ.

Any advice as to how to please the gods would be welcomed.

PS If there are any vacancies for the archangel of Avalon, I'm sending my CV in.

 

Start by not mentioning the vertically falling wet stuff

[deebeedoobee]

By the way  - did you know that r**n is dyspraxic

 

It's always falling down

[Crystal Waters]

Start by not mentioning the vertically falling wet stuff

I see. I should not speak of it.

[Seldom Seen Kid]

Oooof. Popped in as the blues are starting to kick in (delayed response this year it seems) and someone has used the "r" word.  Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. Perhaps I should go for a lie down.

[Crystal Waters]

I will never use the r word again, I promise ☀️☀️☀️☀️

[Seldom Seen Kid]

I will never use the r word again, I promise ☀️☀️☀️☀️

That's more like it!  Positivity and sun promotion are what we like around these parts

[mr gumby]

I see. I should not speak of it.

First rule of NFR NFC.

second rule - see first rule

Etc.

[guypjfreak]

lovely day again out there people keep at it lol

[mr gumby]

I am taking the final step towards banishing the post-glasto blues tonight, by listening to some bright, sunshiney Florida rock'n'roll courtesy of Tom Petty, while cooking Bami Goreng and enjoying a nice cold glass of vino. Can't feel low when hearing songs like 'Here comes my girl'!

[Quark]

I think quark has opened a can of worms archangel sounds good

Can of worms indeed. Archangel of Avalon, Archbishop of the Park, a giant wall keeping the rest of the world outside....it's all gone a bit Game of Thrones.

[lucyginger]

Angels and archbishops? Is it a fancy dress party?

I've opened one of my birthday gins, the Hendricks. Posh. The lovely man bought it for me along with a very nice frock from Monsoon! He did very well! Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone.

Can we go back to the farm yet? I'm In that weird limbo of glasto comedown and not back to normal life yet, the gin will help!

It has been a beautiful afternoon here, all hail the weather gods and all hail the ticket gods!

[Quark]

As a newbie to this thread, can I ask about the weather gods please?

I was wondering if the gods are a little jaded at the moment or if I have, in some way, incurred their wrath? We have rain, hail, thunder and frightening here today.

I could really do with them pulling their collective fingers out and bringing sun on .... err... Sunday for my BBQ.

Any advice as to how to please the gods would be welcomed.

PS If there are any vacancies for the archangel of Avalon, I'm sending my CV in.

I try to stick to ticket gods. All about specialising these days.

And I wouldn't worry about vacancies. Just stick on a silly hat and annex it.